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  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
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    Wonder Woman is not made for any men
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    He put me on too high of a pedestal!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    It was the opera singing in the shower that sounded like Bigfoot had food poisoning🙉
  • _ORIGINAL_BEAST_
    _ORIGINAL_BEAST_ Posts: 118 Member
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    Because she doesn't like my mask😫
  • OleTroubadour
    OleTroubadour Posts: 3,428 Member
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    She refused to make me her crush of the day for more than 3000 days straight - I mean how long can a guy wait
  • OleTroubadour
    OleTroubadour Posts: 3,428 Member
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    Because she refused to travel the state with me in a sidecar attached to a sweet scooter...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Yeah.. that helmet she wore 🤭 I couldn't keep a straight face.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    She said my homemade chicken strips tasted like breaded condoms. Chewy with a hint of strawberry.
  • OleTroubadour
    OleTroubadour Posts: 3,428 Member
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    She was always wanting to discuss odd textured condoms
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    Instead of buying balloons for all our parties he would buy… you guessed it!😝🎈🎈🎈👀
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I found a bunch of popped Trojans hiding in a secret pocket in her handbag that required a Locksmith to open.
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,844 Member
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    She got a habit of looking for everyone’s secrets
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    He'd accuse everyone of looking for his secrets just so he could take his shirt off and say, " See, no secrets here!" while showing off his pectoral muscles...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was always telling me that my Pectoral muscles couldn't compare with her Ex's. 😦
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,844 Member
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    She’s always comparing herself with my ex’s
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    His refusal to wear clothes kept getting us kicked out of places.
  • Onerom1
    Onerom1 Posts: 355 Member
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    Because she was obsessed with playing with leaves on the ground when we would go on walks.
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,844 Member
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    Coz I’m not into guys 😂
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    The way he broke it to his Ex that he wasnt into him was was cruel 😟
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,844 Member
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    She’s always talking about my ex’s and keep referring to them as “He”

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