What irks you today?
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That ever since I started our Korean language classes, I get tired at the same time (as in I seriously want to take a nap) at the EXACT same time, whether I am there.. or here... and it's always at/around 2 or 3PM.. when I am either driving back from said classes in heavy traffic.. or still in classes virtually at home.
I just want a nap, man.2 -
Current irk?
This announcement. Every gol’dang time.
“Welcome to the Washington State Ferries. Please listen mumble safety mumble mumble passengers mumble mumble sinking mumble mumble mumble mumble passenger assembly mumble mumble mumble bags mumble mumble mumble giant squids eating your family mumble”
Pretty sure that’s probably what it said, anyhow.2 -
Dumbasses. 🙄😒1
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Commercials with people who have been ravaged by the cancer they say cigarette smoking gave them.
I do feel terrible for them.
People have know since the 1940s that cigarette smoking causes cancer.
That’s when they came up with “cancer sticks”.
When will people accept responsibility for the things they do that damage their health.
I knew when I smoked.
I finally got old enough (50) for it to scare me enough to quit.2 -
You know how this time of year everyone is talking about how much they are thankful. How we should talk about being thankful. I know companies are in the business of making money. But Halloween night I started seeing ads for XMAS. So lets play the fake game on how we're thankful while simultaneously overdoing it with money we don't have on products we can't find for 5 minutes of satisfaction.
Thanksgiving is the best day of the year but you wouldn't know it.3 -
Nearly every one of my life choices4
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These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒5
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KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up3 -
Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
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KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..2 -
Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.3 -
internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.
lmao... a) it's below zero. Nope. b) I have tried, and failed... I always manage to pee on something I do not want to pee on.
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internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.
Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back3 -
KickassAmazon76 wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.
lmao... a) it's below zero. Nope. b) I have tried, and failed... I always manage to pee on something I do not want to pee on.
I always managed to accidentally find a little hill so that the pee rolls onto my shoes.Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.
Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back
I hope it freezes and makes a little slide for arctic ants4 -
Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.
Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back
Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic1 -
Shakashakara wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.
Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back
Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic
google STP (stand-to-pee) devices. But... maybe not at work. LOL2 -
Shakashakara wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.
Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back
Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic
Or a urinal for women. It would be higher than a toilet and you could sit on it facing frontwards1 -
KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.
Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back
Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic
google STP (stand-to-pee) devices. But... maybe not at work. LOL
I’ve looked at these. They seem like they would make the whole vulva wet and messy1 -
internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.
Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back
Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic
Or a urinal for women. It would be higher than a toilet and you could sit on it facing frontwards
And shaped like a horse just for fun5 -
internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.
Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back
Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic
Or a urinal for women. It would be higher than a toilet and you could sit on it facing frontwards
Please somebody hire me to be the idea man1 -
Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.
Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back
Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic
Or a urinal for women. It would be higher than a toilet and you could sit on it facing frontwards
And shaped like a horse just for fun
Want to start a business?1 -
internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.
Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back
Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic
Or a urinal for women. It would be higher than a toilet and you could sit on it facing frontwards
And shaped like a horse just for fun
Want to start a business?
What could go wrong?3 -
😂Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.
Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back
Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic
Or a urinal for women. It would be higher than a toilet and you could sit on it facing frontwards
And shaped like a horse just for fun
Want to start a business?
What could go wrong?
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KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
I bet you’re glad you started this conversation 😁2 -
KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.
Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back
Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic
google STP (stand-to-pee) devices. But... maybe not at work. LOL
I read that as "STD" and was very much. No! Abort! DO NOT WANT.
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Not having enough middle fingersFor all my pretty rings😇1
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Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
It's not all it's cracked up to be.4 -
internationalplayboy wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
I bet you’re glad you started this conversation 😁
EXCEEDINGLY. HAHAHA2 -
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Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
Oh? What are the cons? I bet you can’t come up with 401
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