What irks you today?

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  • jjpptt2 wrote: »
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    It's not all it's cracked up to be.

    Oh? What are the cons? I bet you can’t come up with 40

    1. Everyone always wants you to write their name in the snow. In cursive
  • Sofiapilla
    Sofiapilla Posts: 284 Member
    @jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Huggers

    Is that why some people tense up when you cuddle them? I mean hug them against their will?😬😔 I thought if I kept hugging them, they would eventually learn to like it? Oh well, most people don’t seem to mind.😁🥰

    Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆
  • Sofiapilla
    Sofiapilla Posts: 284 Member
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    It's not all it's cracked up to be.

    Oh? What are the cons? I bet you can’t come up with 40

    1. Everyone always wants you to write their name in the snow. In cursive

    I said cons
  • @jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Huggers

    Is that why some people tense up when you cuddle them? I mean hug them against their will?😬😔 I thought if I kept hugging them, they would eventually learn to like it? Oh well, most people don’t seem to mind.😁🥰

    Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆

    I don’t… This can’t mean… What do you mean
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,258 Member
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    I have one that was purchased for surgery recovery and unused. If I get your name in the gift exchange this year…..I know what I’m getting (giving) you. 😏
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,258 Member
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back

    Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic

    google STP (stand-to-pee) devices. But... maybe not at work. LOL

    I’ve looked at these. They seem like they would make the whole vulva wet and messy

    If we change it to “Yankee Swap” you can steal it from @KickassAmazon76 and tell me how wet/dry vulva be.
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,678 Member
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    It's not all it's cracked up to be.

    Oh? What are the cons? I bet you can’t come up with 40

    1. Everyone always wants you to write their name in the snow. In cursive

    Do mine next... it's Persephone



    it's not
  • MelG7777 wrote: »
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back

    Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic

    google STP (stand-to-pee) devices. But... maybe not at work. LOL

    I’ve looked at these. They seem like they would make the whole vulva wet and messy

    If we change it to “Yankee Swap” you can steal it from @KickassAmazon76 and tell me how wet/dry vulva be.

    You are quite the problem solver! 😁
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,258 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back

    Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic

    google STP (stand-to-pee) devices. But... maybe not at work. LOL

    I’ve looked at these. They seem like they would make the whole vulva wet and messy

    If we change it to “Yankee Swap” you can steal it from @KickassAmazon76 and tell me how wet/dry vulva be.

    You are quite the problem solver! 😁

    I both CREATE and SOLVE problems. Multifaceted. Sometimes unevenly so.
  • MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back

    Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic

    google STP (stand-to-pee) devices. But... maybe not at work. LOL

    I’ve looked at these. They seem like they would make the whole vulva wet and messy

    If we change it to “Yankee Swap” you can steal it from @KickassAmazon76 and tell me how wet/dry vulva be.

    You are quite the problem solver! 😁

    I both CREATE and SOLVE problems. Multifaceted. Sometimes unevenly so.

    It’s a good system! Not perfect, but pretty darn good
  • jjpptt2 wrote: »
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    It's not all it's cracked up to be.

    Oh? What are the cons? I bet you can’t come up with 40

    1. Everyone always wants you to write their name in the snow. In cursive

    Do mine next... it's Persephone



    it's not

    Little do you know I’ve been hula hooping
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,678 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back

    Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic

    google STP (stand-to-pee) devices. But... maybe not at work. LOL

    I’ve looked at these. They seem like they would make the whole vulva wet and messy

    If we change it to “Yankee Swap” you can steal it from @KickassAmazon76 and tell me how wet/dry vulva be.

    hahahahahahaha

    Granted, some of them have smaller wells and holes for waste. There are some that have a better seal, a bigger output and a larger resevoir to minimize "soakage". lol. There would still be some cleanup.

    This may be tmi... but the one time I went fishing with my dad... I just took a large (empty - haha) yogurt container with me into the bush. Hold it up nice and close and let go!. Dump in the bush and you're golden! NO MORE PEE ON THE SHOES. Minimal mess. And I got to STP.

    Went well enough that I'll be doing that more often. (It's way better than not drinking for 5 hours while on the boat)

  • MelG7777 wrote: »
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back

    Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic

    google STP (stand-to-pee) devices. But... maybe not at work. LOL

    I’ve looked at these. They seem like they would make the whole vulva wet and messy

    If we change it to “Yankee Swap” you can steal it from @KickassAmazon76 and tell me how wet/dry vulva be.

    hahahahahahaha

    Granted, some of them have smaller wells and holes for waste. There are some that have a better seal, a bigger output and a larger resevoir to minimize "soakage". lol. There would still be some cleanup.

    This may be tmi... but the one time I went fishing with my dad... I just took a large (empty - haha) yogurt container with me into the bush. Hold it up nice and close and let go!. Dump in the bush and you're golden! NO MORE PEE ON THE SHOES. Minimal mess. And I got to STP.

    Went well enough that I'll be doing that more often. (It's way better than not drinking for 5 hours while on the boat)

    This is usable information!
  • bellababy9031
    bellababy9031 Posts: 287 Member
    This thread has taken a 180 degree turn towards the bizarre....
  • Sofiapilla
    Sofiapilla Posts: 284 Member
    @jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Huggers

    Is that why some people tense up when you cuddle them? I mean hug them against their will?😬😔 I thought if I kept hugging them, they would eventually learn to like it? Oh well, most people don’t seem to mind.😁🥰

    Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆

    I don’t… This can’t mean… What do you mean

    When your hand is a credit card, apparently your buttcrack serves as a swiper
  • Sofiapilla
    Sofiapilla Posts: 284 Member
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    It's not all it's cracked up to be.

    Oh? What are the cons? I bet you can’t come up with 40

    1. Everyone always wants you to write their name in the snow. In cursive

    Do mine next... it's Persephone



    it's not

    Little do you know I’ve been hula hooping

    Oh my gosh 🤣😂
  • @jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Huggers

    Is that why some people tense up when you cuddle them? I mean hug them against their will?😬😔 I thought if I kept hugging them, they would eventually learn to like it? Oh well, most people don’t seem to mind.😁🥰

    Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆

    I don’t… This can’t mean… What do you mean

    When your hand is a credit card, apparently your buttcrack serves as a swiper

    I’m so upset I pictured that correctly.
  • Sofiapilla
    Sofiapilla Posts: 284 Member
    @jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Huggers

    Is that why some people tense up when you cuddle them? I mean hug them against their will?😬😔 I thought if I kept hugging them, they would eventually learn to like it? Oh well, most people don’t seem to mind.😁🥰

    Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆

    I don’t… This can’t mean… What do you mean

    When your hand is a credit card, apparently your buttcrack serves as a swiper

    I’m so upset I pictured that correctly.

    I’m upset it was only a local thing, the whole world deserved to be in on it
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    @jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Huggers

    Is that why some people tense up when you cuddle them? I mean hug them against their will?😬😔 I thought if I kept hugging them, they would eventually learn to like it? Oh well, most people don’t seem to mind.😁🥰

    Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆

    I don’t… This can’t mean… What do you mean

    When your hand is a credit card, apparently your buttcrack serves as a swiper

    I’m so upset I pictured that correctly.

    I’m upset it was only a local thing, the whole world deserved to be in on it

    Of all the conversations, THIS is the conversations I get tagged in???
  • internationalplayboy
    internationalplayboy Posts: 188 Member
    edited November 2021
    @jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Huggers

    Is that why some people tense up when you cuddle them? I mean hug them against their will?😬😔 I thought if I kept hugging them, they would eventually learn to like it? Oh well, most people don’t seem to mind.😁🥰

    Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆

    I don’t… This can’t mean… What do you mean

    When your hand is a credit card, apparently your buttcrack serves as a swiper

    I’m so upset I pictured that correctly.

    I’m upset it was only a local thing, the whole world deserved to be in on it

    I’m pretty old. When I was the age that this would have been appealing there was a $20 minimum to use a credit card in most stores and I don’t think swipers had been invented yet

    Eta: what do you think they do now that chip readers Are so common
  • jjpptt2 wrote: »
    @jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Huggers

    Is that why some people tense up when you cuddle them? I mean hug them against their will?😬😔 I thought if I kept hugging them, they would eventually learn to like it? Oh well, most people don’t seem to mind.😁🥰

    Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆

    I don’t… This can’t mean… What do you mean

    When your hand is a credit card, apparently your buttcrack serves as a swiper

    I’m so upset I pictured that correctly.

    I’m upset it was only a local thing, the whole world deserved to be in on it

    Of all the conversations, THIS is the conversations I get tagged in???

    You’re welcome ☺️
  • Sofiapilla
    Sofiapilla Posts: 284 Member
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    @jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Huggers

    Is that why some people tense up when you cuddle them? I mean hug them against their will?😬😔 I thought if I kept hugging them, they would eventually learn to like it? Oh well, most people don’t seem to mind.😁🥰

    Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆

    I don’t… This can’t mean… What do you mean

    When your hand is a credit card, apparently your buttcrack serves as a swiper

    I’m so upset I pictured that correctly.

    I’m upset it was only a local thing, the whole world deserved to be in on it

    Of all the conversations, THIS is the conversations I get tagged in???

    You’re tagged?! 🤣🤣😂
  • Sofiapilla
    Sofiapilla Posts: 284 Member
    @jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Huggers

    Is that why some people tense up when you cuddle them? I mean hug them against their will?😬😔 I thought if I kept hugging them, they would eventually learn to like it? Oh well, most people don’t seem to mind.😁🥰

    Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆

    I don’t… This can’t mean… What do you mean

    When your hand is a credit card, apparently your buttcrack serves as a swiper

    I’m so upset I pictured that correctly.

    I’m upset it was only a local thing, the whole world deserved to be in on it

    I’m pretty old. When I was the age that this would have been appealing there was a $20 minimum to use a credit card in most stores and I don’t think swipers had been invented yet

    Eta: what do you think they do now that chip readers Are so common

    😱😱
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 12,283 Member
    I would say dealing with rush hour traffic now that I'm day staff (when I worked shift, my report times were BEFORE or AFTER rush hour, when traffic was decent). But I'm guessing you're asking about today specifically.

    Hmm...how about when I popped the lid on my microwave soup, and it spatters little drops all over the place.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,258 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back

    Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic

    google STP (stand-to-pee) devices. But... maybe not at work. LOL

    I’ve looked at these. They seem like they would make the whole vulva wet and messy

    If we change it to “Yankee Swap” you can steal it from @KickassAmazon76 and tell me how wet/dry vulva be.

    hahahahahahaha

    Granted, some of them have smaller wells and holes for waste. There are some that have a better seal, a bigger output and a larger resevoir to minimize "soakage". lol. There would still be some cleanup.

    This may be tmi... but the one time I went fishing with my dad... I just took a large (empty - haha) yogurt container with me into the bush. Hold it up nice and close and let go!. Dump in the bush and you're golden! NO MORE PEE ON THE SHOES. Minimal mess. And I got to STP.

    Went well enough that I'll be doing that more often. (It's way better than not drinking for 5 hours while on the boat)

    I would categorize this as more of a funnel system. A pink, flexible funnel. That’s going to be wrapped with a bow very VERY soon.
  • MargaretYakoda
    MargaretYakoda Posts: 2,998 Member
    @jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Huggers

    Is that why some people tense up when you cuddle them? I mean hug them against their will?😬😔 I thought if I kept hugging them, they would eventually learn to like it? Oh well, most people don’t seem to mind.😁🥰

    Yes. It is exactly why some people tense up.
    If people don’t like being hugged it is polite not to hug them without consent. And even with consent some people will still tense up when hugged.

    There are many reasons for this reaction. And no, most of us don’t “eventually learn to like it” What we learn to do it put up with it until it’s over (this is a type of masking). But it really truly is not wanted by more people than you might expect. And for some of us physical pain is part of the issue.

    Anyhow. Consent. It’s a really good idea.
  • internationalplayboy
    internationalplayboy Posts: 188 Member
    edited November 2021
    @jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Huggers

    Is that why some people tense up when you cuddle them? I mean hug them against their will?😬😔 I thought if I kept hugging them, they would eventually learn to like it? Oh well, most people don’t seem to mind.😁🥰

    Yes. It is exactly why some people tense up.
    If people don’t like being hugged it is polite not to hug them without consent. And even with consent some people will still tense up when hugged.

    There are many reasons for this reaction. And no, most of us don’t “eventually learn to like it” What we learn to do it put up with it until it’s over (this is a type of masking). But it really truly is not wanted by more people than you might expect. And for some of us physical pain is part of the issue.

    Anyhow. Consent. It’s a really good idea.

    I’m not much of a hugger myself these days but I am curious if self-proclaimed non-huggers ever get “touch starved.“ Is that even a real thing?

    Eta: And of course I agree with you about consent
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    @jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Huggers

    Is that why some people tense up when you cuddle them? I mean hug them against their will?😬😔 I thought if I kept hugging them, they would eventually learn to like it? Oh well, most people don’t seem to mind.😁🥰

    Yes. It is exactly why some people tense up.
    If people don’t like being hugged it is polite not to hug them without consent. And even with consent some people will still tense up when hugged.

    There are many reasons for this reaction. And no, most of us don’t “eventually learn to like it” What we learn to do it put up with it until it’s over (this is a type of masking). But it really truly is not wanted by more people than you might expect. And for some of us physical pain is part of the issue.

    Anyhow. Consent. It’s a really good idea.

    I’m not much of a hugger myself these days but I am curious if self-proclaimed non-huggers ever get “touch starved.“ Is that even a real thing?

    Eta: And of course I agree with you about consent

    No, I don't get it.
    No, not sure if it's a thing or not.
  • jjpptt2 wrote: »
    @jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Huggers

    Is that why some people tense up when you cuddle them? I mean hug them against their will?😬😔 I thought if I kept hugging them, they would eventually learn to like it? Oh well, most people don’t seem to mind.😁🥰

    Yes. It is exactly why some people tense up.
    If people don’t like being hugged it is polite not to hug them without consent. And even with consent some people will still tense up when hugged.

    There are many reasons for this reaction. And no, most of us don’t “eventually learn to like it” What we learn to do it put up with it until it’s over (this is a type of masking). But it really truly is not wanted by more people than you might expect. And for some of us physical pain is part of the issue.

    Anyhow. Consent. It’s a really good idea.

    I’m not much of a hugger myself these days but I am curious if self-proclaimed non-huggers ever get “touch starved.“ Is that even a real thing?

    Eta: And of course I agree with you about consent

    No, I don't get it.
    No, not sure if it's a thing or not.

    Thank you for answering