What irks you today?
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internationalplayboy wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.
Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back
Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic
google STP (stand-to-pee) devices. But... maybe not at work. LOL
I’ve looked at these. They seem like they would make the whole vulva wet and messy
If we change it to “Yankee Swap” you can steal it from @KickassAmazon76 and tell me how wet/dry vulva be.
hahahahahahaha
Granted, some of them have smaller wells and holes for waste. There are some that have a better seal, a bigger output and a larger resevoir to minimize "soakage". lol. There would still be some cleanup.
This may be tmi... but the one time I went fishing with my dad... I just took a large (empty - haha) yogurt container with me into the bush. Hold it up nice and close and let go!. Dump in the bush and you're golden! NO MORE PEE ON THE SHOES. Minimal mess. And I got to STP.
Went well enough that I'll be doing that more often. (It's way better than not drinking for 5 hours while on the boat)
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KickassAmazon76 wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.
Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back
Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic
google STP (stand-to-pee) devices. But... maybe not at work. LOL
I’ve looked at these. They seem like they would make the whole vulva wet and messy
If we change it to “Yankee Swap” you can steal it from @KickassAmazon76 and tell me how wet/dry vulva be.
hahahahahahaha
Granted, some of them have smaller wells and holes for waste. There are some that have a better seal, a bigger output and a larger resevoir to minimize "soakage". lol. There would still be some cleanup.
This may be tmi... but the one time I went fishing with my dad... I just took a large (empty - haha) yogurt container with me into the bush. Hold it up nice and close and let go!. Dump in the bush and you're golden! NO MORE PEE ON THE SHOES. Minimal mess. And I got to STP.
Went well enough that I'll be doing that more often. (It's way better than not drinking for 5 hours while on the boat)
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internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆
I don’t… This can’t mean… What do you mean
When your hand is a credit card, apparently your buttcrack serves as a swiper2 -
internationalplayboy wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒
Someone should invent peeing while standing up
They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
Oh? What are the cons? I bet you can’t come up with 40
1. Everyone always wants you to write their name in the snow. In cursive
Do mine next... it's Persephoneit's not
Little do you know I’ve been hula hooping
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Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆
I don’t… This can’t mean… What do you mean
When your hand is a credit card, apparently your buttcrack serves as a swiper
I’m so upset I pictured that correctly.3 -
internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆
I don’t… This can’t mean… What do you mean
When your hand is a credit card, apparently your buttcrack serves as a swiper
I’m so upset I pictured that correctly.
I’m upset it was only a local thing, the whole world deserved to be in on it1 -
Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆
I don’t… This can’t mean… What do you mean
When your hand is a credit card, apparently your buttcrack serves as a swiper
I’m so upset I pictured that correctly.
I’m upset it was only a local thing, the whole world deserved to be in on it
Of all the conversations, THIS is the conversations I get tagged in???4 -
Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆
I don’t… This can’t mean… What do you mean
When your hand is a credit card, apparently your buttcrack serves as a swiper
I’m so upset I pictured that correctly.
I’m upset it was only a local thing, the whole world deserved to be in on it
I’m pretty old. When I was the age that this would have been appealing there was a $20 minimum to use a credit card in most stores and I don’t think swipers had been invented yet
Eta: what do you think they do now that chip readers Are so common1 -
Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆
I don’t… This can’t mean… What do you mean
When your hand is a credit card, apparently your buttcrack serves as a swiper
I’m so upset I pictured that correctly.
I’m upset it was only a local thing, the whole world deserved to be in on it
Of all the conversations, THIS is the conversations I get tagged in???
You’re welcome ☺️0 -
Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆
I don’t… This can’t mean… What do you mean
When your hand is a credit card, apparently your buttcrack serves as a swiper
I’m so upset I pictured that correctly.
I’m upset it was only a local thing, the whole world deserved to be in on it
Of all the conversations, THIS is the conversations I get tagged in???
You’re tagged?! 🤣🤣😂0 -
internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
Remember back in the day when kids used to ‘credit card’ each other? That’s what an unwelcome hug feels like to someone with a profoundly rigid bubble 😆
I don’t… This can’t mean… What do you mean
When your hand is a credit card, apparently your buttcrack serves as a swiper
I’m so upset I pictured that correctly.
I’m upset it was only a local thing, the whole world deserved to be in on it
I’m pretty old. When I was the age that this would have been appealing there was a $20 minimum to use a credit card in most stores and I don’t think swipers had been invented yet
Eta: what do you think they do now that chip readers Are so common
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Buying dresses online is a pain when your top half is 8-10 inches smaller than your bottom half. Mainly, because manufacturers only baseline dresses based on bust measurements.
Sorry, not every plus sized woman has a massive rack to match her bottom half. Also, tailoring costs money.. and learning to do it on your own is easy, but time consuming (when you have no spare time).
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I would say dealing with rush hour traffic now that I'm day staff (when I worked shift, my report times were BEFORE or AFTER rush hour, when traffic was decent). But I'm guessing you're asking about today specifically.
Hmm...how about when I popped the lid on my microwave soup, and it spatters little drops all over the place.0 -
Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
Yes. It is exactly why some people tense up.
If people don’t like being hugged it is polite not to hug them without consent. And even with consent some people will still tense up when hugged.
There are many reasons for this reaction. And no, most of us don’t “eventually learn to like it” What we learn to do it put up with it until it’s over (this is a type of masking). But it really truly is not wanted by more people than you might expect. And for some of us physical pain is part of the issue.
Anyhow. Consent. It’s a really good idea.1 -
MargaretYakoda wrote: »Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
Yes. It is exactly why some people tense up.
If people don’t like being hugged it is polite not to hug them without consent. And even with consent some people will still tense up when hugged.
There are many reasons for this reaction. And no, most of us don’t “eventually learn to like it” What we learn to do it put up with it until it’s over (this is a type of masking). But it really truly is not wanted by more people than you might expect. And for some of us physical pain is part of the issue.
Anyhow. Consent. It’s a really good idea.
I’m not much of a hugger myself these days but I am curious if self-proclaimed non-huggers ever get “touch starved.“ Is that even a real thing?
Eta: And of course I agree with you about consent2 -
internationalplayboy wrote: »MargaretYakoda wrote: »Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
Yes. It is exactly why some people tense up.
If people don’t like being hugged it is polite not to hug them without consent. And even with consent some people will still tense up when hugged.
There are many reasons for this reaction. And no, most of us don’t “eventually learn to like it” What we learn to do it put up with it until it’s over (this is a type of masking). But it really truly is not wanted by more people than you might expect. And for some of us physical pain is part of the issue.
Anyhow. Consent. It’s a really good idea.
I’m not much of a hugger myself these days but I am curious if self-proclaimed non-huggers ever get “touch starved.“ Is that even a real thing?
Eta: And of course I agree with you about consent
No, I don't get it.
No, not sure if it's a thing or not.2 -
internationalplayboy wrote: »MargaretYakoda wrote: »Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
Yes. It is exactly why some people tense up.
If people don’t like being hugged it is polite not to hug them without consent. And even with consent some people will still tense up when hugged.
There are many reasons for this reaction. And no, most of us don’t “eventually learn to like it” What we learn to do it put up with it until it’s over (this is a type of masking). But it really truly is not wanted by more people than you might expect. And for some of us physical pain is part of the issue.
Anyhow. Consent. It’s a really good idea.
I’m not much of a hugger myself these days but I am curious if self-proclaimed non-huggers ever get “touch starved.“ Is that even a real thing?
Eta: And of course I agree with you about consent
No, I don't get it.
No, not sure if it's a thing or not.
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internationalplayboy wrote: »MargaretYakoda wrote: »Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
Yes. It is exactly why some people tense up.
If people don’t like being hugged it is polite not to hug them without consent. And even with consent some people will still tense up when hugged.
There are many reasons for this reaction. And no, most of us don’t “eventually learn to like it” What we learn to do it put up with it until it’s over (this is a type of masking). But it really truly is not wanted by more people than you might expect. And for some of us physical pain is part of the issue.
Anyhow. Consent. It’s a really good idea.
I’m not much of a hugger myself these days but I am curious if self-proclaimed non-huggers ever get “touch starved.“ Is that even a real thing?
Eta: And of course I agree with you about consent
I can (mostly) only speak for myself about being “touch starved”
Kind of? But only for the touch of loved and extremely close companions.
It takes an extreme level of trust for me to feel comfortable hugging someone.
And I do mean extreme.4 -
MargaretYakoda wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »MargaretYakoda wrote: »Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
Yes. It is exactly why some people tense up.
If people don’t like being hugged it is polite not to hug them without consent. And even with consent some people will still tense up when hugged.
There are many reasons for this reaction. And no, most of us don’t “eventually learn to like it” What we learn to do it put up with it until it’s over (this is a type of masking). But it really truly is not wanted by more people than you might expect. And for some of us physical pain is part of the issue.
Anyhow. Consent. It’s a really good idea.
I’m not much of a hugger myself these days but I am curious if self-proclaimed non-huggers ever get “touch starved.“ Is that even a real thing?
Eta: And of course I agree with you about consent
I can (mostly) only speak for myself about being “touch starved”
Kind of? But only for the touch of loved and extremely close companions.
It takes an extreme level of trust for me to feel comfortable hugging someone.
And I do mean extreme.
Thank you. I was wondering about that. Whether or not people who are not huggers are completely averse to touching or if it’s just a more intimate thing for them. Of course I know everybody is different. Thanks for the input1 -
internationalplayboy wrote: »MargaretYakoda wrote: »Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
Yes. It is exactly why some people tense up.
If people don’t like being hugged it is polite not to hug them without consent. And even with consent some people will still tense up when hugged.
There are many reasons for this reaction. And no, most of us don’t “eventually learn to like it” What we learn to do it put up with it until it’s over (this is a type of masking). But it really truly is not wanted by more people than you might expect. And for some of us physical pain is part of the issue.
Anyhow. Consent. It’s a really good idea.
I’m not much of a hugger myself these days but I am curious if self-proclaimed non-huggers ever get “touch starved.“ Is that even a real thing?
Eta: And of course I agree with you about consent
I’m a hugger. And I’m touched starved. I accidentally kept hugging my elderly neighbor a few years ago when her husband was dying.
Best I can do is virtual 🤗1 -
internationalplayboy wrote: »MargaretYakoda wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »MargaretYakoda wrote: »Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
Yes. It is exactly why some people tense up.
If people don’t like being hugged it is polite not to hug them without consent. And even with consent some people will still tense up when hugged.
There are many reasons for this reaction. And no, most of us don’t “eventually learn to like it” What we learn to do it put up with it until it’s over (this is a type of masking). But it really truly is not wanted by more people than you might expect. And for some of us physical pain is part of the issue.
Anyhow. Consent. It’s a really good idea.
I’m not much of a hugger myself these days but I am curious if self-proclaimed non-huggers ever get “touch starved.“ Is that even a real thing?
Eta: And of course I agree with you about consent
I can (mostly) only speak for myself about being “touch starved”
Kind of? But only for the touch of loved and extremely close companions.
It takes an extreme level of trust for me to feel comfortable hugging someone.
And I do mean extreme.
Thank you. I was wondering about that. Whether or not people who are not huggers are completely averse to touching or if it’s just a more intimate thing for them. Of course I know everybody is different. Thanks for the input
It's not an aversion to touching (contact)... it's an intimacy thing. Some people can be there, some can't. Unfortunately most don't realize what they are doing. And like so many things, societal norms generally dictate who is "right". As such, I keep getting hugged. But I keep not liking it.
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internationalplayboy wrote: »MargaretYakoda wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »MargaretYakoda wrote: »Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
Yes. It is exactly why some people tense up.
If people don’t like being hugged it is polite not to hug them without consent. And even with consent some people will still tense up when hugged.
There are many reasons for this reaction. And no, most of us don’t “eventually learn to like it” What we learn to do it put up with it until it’s over (this is a type of masking). But it really truly is not wanted by more people than you might expect. And for some of us physical pain is part of the issue.
Anyhow. Consent. It’s a really good idea.
I’m not much of a hugger myself these days but I am curious if self-proclaimed non-huggers ever get “touch starved.“ Is that even a real thing?
Eta: And of course I agree with you about consent
I can (mostly) only speak for myself about being “touch starved”
Kind of? But only for the touch of loved and extremely close companions.
It takes an extreme level of trust for me to feel comfortable hugging someone.
And I do mean extreme.
Thank you. I was wondering about that. Whether or not people who are not huggers are completely averse to touching or if it’s just a more intimate thing for them. Of course I know everybody is different. Thanks for the input
It's not an aversion to touching (contact)... it's an intimacy thing. Some people can be there, some can't. Unfortunately most don't realize what they are doing. And like so many things, societal norms generally dictate who is "right". As such, I keep getting hugged. But I keep not liking it.
It's also the reason I don't like massages.
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internationalplayboy wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »MargaretYakoda wrote: »Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
Yes. It is exactly why some people tense up.
If people don’t like being hugged it is polite not to hug them without consent. And even with consent some people will still tense up when hugged.
There are many reasons for this reaction. And no, most of us don’t “eventually learn to like it” What we learn to do it put up with it until it’s over (this is a type of masking). But it really truly is not wanted by more people than you might expect. And for some of us physical pain is part of the issue.
Anyhow. Consent. It’s a really good idea.
I’m not much of a hugger myself these days but I am curious if self-proclaimed non-huggers ever get “touch starved.“ Is that even a real thing?
Eta: And of course I agree with you about consent
I’m a hugger. And I’m touched starved. I accidentally kept hugging my elderly neighbor a few years ago when her husband was dying.
Best I can do is virtual 🤗
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I'm a hugger. Big time. My son is not. Big time. I have learned to ask him before I hug him, or even touch him. Sometimes, when he is hurting, it is painful to not pull him into my arms and try to comfort him. Thing is... It doesn't comfort him.... It comforts me at his expense. So if he is hurting, then I ask if he wants a hug. If he doesn't, then I say ok and hold back. Sometimes, on rare occasions, he does. And sometimes, when I am in pain or hurting he comes to me and offers me one.
He almost always says yes to a foot rub tho, so he gets a LOT of foot hugs. Lol.
Kind of a parallel thought to what you were saying.
Personally, as a single person who needs physical connection, I feel significantly hug and touch starved and sometimes I'm borderline depressed as a result. It's rough.
Eta... I can totally understand those people who stand on the street and offer free hugs. I've debated doing it myself! Lol
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KickassAmazon76 wrote: »I'm a hugger. Big time. My son is not. Big time. I have learned to ask him before I hug him, or even touch him. Sometimes, when he is hurting, it is painful to not pull him into my arms and try to comfort him. Thing is... It doesn't comfort him.... It comforts me at his expense. So if he is hurting, then I ask if he wants a hug. If he doesn't, then I say ok and hold back. Sometimes, on rare occasions, he does. And sometimes, when I am in pain or hurting he comes to me and offers me one.
He almost always says yes to a foot rub tho, so he gets a LOT of foot hugs. Lol.
Kind of a parallel thought to what you were saying.
Personally, as a person who needs physical connection, I feel significantly hug and touch starved and sometimes I'm borderline depressed as a result. It's rough.
My oldest boy is the same. And he was born that way. Every once in a while when I just can’t help myself I stick out one finger and touch his elbow or his toe for just a second so that some cosmic connection can be made. I don’t really believe in that stuff but he’s my first born, you know?
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