What irks you today?

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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    That ever since I started our Korean language classes, I get tired at the same time (as in I seriously want to take a nap) at the EXACT same time, whether I am there.. or here... and it's always at/around 2 or 3PM.. when I am either driving back from said classes in heavy traffic.. or still in classes virtually at home.

    I just want a nap, man.
  • MargaretYakoda
    MargaretYakoda Posts: 2,997 Member
    Current irk?
    This announcement. Every gol’dang time.

    “Welcome to the Washington State Ferries. Please listen mumble safety mumble mumble passengers mumble mumble sinking mumble mumble mumble mumble passenger assembly mumble mumble mumble bags mumble mumble mumble giant squids eating your family mumble”

    Pretty sure that’s probably what it said, anyhow.
  • Kate515285
    Kate515285 Posts: 41 Member
    Dumbasses. 🙄😒
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,860 Member
    Commercials with people who have been ravaged by the cancer they say cigarette smoking gave them.
    I do feel terrible for them.

    People have know since the 1940s that cigarette smoking causes cancer.
    That’s when they came up with “cancer sticks”.

    When will people accept responsibility for the things they do that damage their health.
    I knew when I smoked.
    I finally got old enough (50) for it to scare me enough to quit.
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    You know how this time of year everyone is talking about how much they are thankful. How we should talk about being thankful. I know companies are in the business of making money. But Halloween night I started seeing ads for XMAS. So lets play the fake game on how we're thankful while simultaneously overdoing it with money we don't have on products we can't find for 5 minutes of satisfaction.

    Thanksgiving is the best day of the year but you wouldn't know it.
  • Nearly every one of my life choices
  • Sofiapilla
    Sofiapilla Posts: 284 Member
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,678 Member
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha
  • Sofiapilla
    Sofiapilla Posts: 284 Member
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..
  • These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,678 Member
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    lmao... a) it's below zero. Nope. b) I have tried, and failed... I always manage to pee on something I do not want to pee on. :embarassed:
  • Sofiapilla
    Sofiapilla Posts: 284 Member
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back
  • These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    lmao... a) it's below zero. Nope. b) I have tried, and failed... I always manage to pee on something I do not want to pee on. :embarassed:

    I always managed to accidentally find a little hill so that the pee rolls onto my shoes.
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back

    I hope it freezes and makes a little slide for arctic ants
  • Sofiapilla
    Sofiapilla Posts: 284 Member
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back

    Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,678 Member
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back

    Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic

    google STP (stand-to-pee) devices. But... maybe not at work. LOL
  • These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back

    Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic

    Or a urinal for women. It would be higher than a toilet and you could sit on it facing frontwards
  • These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back

    Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic

    google STP (stand-to-pee) devices. But... maybe not at work. LOL

    I’ve looked at these. They seem like they would make the whole vulva wet and messy
  • internationalplayboy
    internationalplayboy Posts: 188 Member
    edited November 2021
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back

    Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic

    Or a urinal for women. It would be higher than a toilet and you could sit on it facing frontwards

    Please somebody hire me to be the idea man
  • These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back

    Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic

    Or a urinal for women. It would be higher than a toilet and you could sit on it facing frontwards

    And shaped like a horse just for fun

    Want to start a business?
  • Sofiapilla
    Sofiapilla Posts: 284 Member
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back

    Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic

    Or a urinal for women. It would be higher than a toilet and you could sit on it facing frontwards

    And shaped like a horse just for fun

    Want to start a business?

    What could go wrong?
  • These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back

    Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic

    Or a urinal for women. It would be higher than a toilet and you could sit on it facing frontwards

    And shaped like a horse just for fun

    Want to start a business?

    What could go wrong?
    😂
  • These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    I bet you’re glad you started this conversation 😁
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    If you are able to stand, you can pee standing up. I challenge you to go out in the yard and try it. Lemme know how it goes.

    Ok but it’s below freezing. I’ll pee upwind and report back

    Zero stars, do not recommend. Maybe if we could fashion a little tubular thing to affix down there, aim wouldn’t be so problematic

    google STP (stand-to-pee) devices. But... maybe not at work. LOL

    I read that as "STD" and was very much. No! Abort! DO NOT WANT. :lol:
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Not having enough middle fingers
    For all my pretty rings😇
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    It's not all it's cracked up to be.
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,678 Member
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    I bet you’re glad you started this conversation 😁

    EXCEEDINGLY. HAHAHA
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    @jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Huggers

    Is that why some people tense up when you cuddle them? I mean hug them against their will?😬😔 I thought if I kept hugging them, they would eventually learn to like it? Oh well, most people don’t seem to mind.😁🥰
  • Sofiapilla
    Sofiapilla Posts: 284 Member
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    These freaking doms. STILL gravity falling onto the toilet. 😒

    Someone should invent peeing while standing up

    They already have! I just haven't tried one... I may rethink that if this continues much longer! haha

    Oh i know there are things you can buy, but i was just thinking if humans could be redesigned to pee that way. If only..

    It's not all it's cracked up to be.

    Oh? What are the cons? I bet you can’t come up with 40