Let me know you a little better
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idk man. I get plenty of real life interaction but my imaginary phone friends are so much better4
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Even when face to face at the same dinner table, my kids' noses would never leave their phone screens if my wife and I didn't have the rule of no electronics at the table during family meal time. I know this because at other meals (say Sunday lunch), they sit there with phone in one hand, fork in the other, laughing in their own little world with barely a nod in acknowledgement of anybody else at the same table.
Sounds like your kids need a boot in the *kitten*.
But that's just me.2 -
internationalplayboy wrote: »idk man. I get plenty of real life interaction but my imaginary phone friends are so much better
1-800-get 2 know me
29.99 a minute.
Call me, maybe?0 -
I am currently learning Korean (how to read/write/speak). My hope is to be able to at least navigate/ask for directions/hold small conversations with people.3
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I studied three different martial arts in my early 20's (karate, tae kwon do, and aikido), but it's been 20 years since I practiced any of them, and likely remember only enough to hurt myself rather than the other guy. Especially considering how much more flexible I was back then...2
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internationalplayboy wrote: »idk man. I get plenty of real life interaction but my imaginary phone friends are so much better
I'm a member of a long-running online fantasy football league, played with the same guys since 2004. But while I know all their screen names by heart, I've never met any of them (spread literally across the globe), and think I know only two of their real names.2 -
I want to revamp my online persona. I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am.1
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more_oomph wrote: »I want to revamp my online persona!!! I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am!!!
Fixed this for you.4 -
more_oomph wrote: »I want to revamp my online persona. I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am.more_oomph wrote: »I want to revamp my online persona!!! I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am!!!
Fixed this for you.
Wait, no. One exclamatory sentence is okay as long as it is bookended by sentences with periods. A double exclamation point should only be used to reinforce a previously rejected compliment. And more than three exclamation points in a row (!!!) singularly indicates insanity. Anything more than three is.. well only russian bots do it so1 -
I'm an amateur artist5
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Shakashakara wrote: »more_oomph wrote: »I want to revamp my online persona. I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am.more_oomph wrote: »I want to revamp my online persona!!! I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am!!!
Fixed this for you.
Wait, no. One exclamatory sentence is okay as long as it is bookended by sentences with periods. A double exclamation point should only be used to reinforce a previously rejected compliment. And more than three exclamation points in a row (!!!) singularly indicates insanity. Anything more than three is.. well only russian bots do it so
You forgot about the emojis0 -
internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »more_oomph wrote: »I want to revamp my online persona. I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am.more_oomph wrote: »I want to revamp my online persona!!! I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am!!!
Fixed this for you.
Wait, no. One exclamatory sentence is okay as long as it is bookended by sentences with periods. A double exclamation point should only be used to reinforce a previously rejected compliment. And more than three exclamation points in a row (!!!) singularly indicates insanity. Anything more than three is.. well only russian bots do it so
You forgot about the emojis
The exclamation emojis specifically?0 -
Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »more_oomph wrote: »I want to revamp my online persona. I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am.more_oomph wrote: »I want to revamp my online persona!!! I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am!!!
Fixed this for you.
Wait, no. One exclamatory sentence is okay as long as it is bookended by sentences with periods. A double exclamation point should only be used to reinforce a previously rejected compliment. And more than three exclamation points in a row (!!!) singularly indicates insanity. Anything more than three is.. well only russian bots do it so
You forgot about the emojis
The exclamation emojis specifically?
i🍆 !1 -
internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »internationalplayboy wrote: »Shakashakara wrote: »more_oomph wrote: »I want to revamp my online persona. I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am.more_oomph wrote: »I want to revamp my online persona!!! I want to be the super bubbly and positive person that uses lots of exclamation points because deep down that is who I really am!!!
Fixed this for you.
Wait, no. One exclamatory sentence is okay as long as it is bookended by sentences with periods. A double exclamation point should only be used to reinforce a previously rejected compliment. And more than three exclamation points in a row (!!!) singularly indicates insanity. Anything more than three is.. well only russian bots do it so
You forgot about the emojis
The exclamation emojis specifically?
i🍆 !
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Shakashakara wrote: »And more than three exclamation points in a row (!!!) singularly indicates insanity.
One definition of insanity is doing the same thing twice and expecting different results. However, this legitimately happens almost every day at my work. So I guess that means anytime I talk about my job, I should finish each sentence with !!!! (x4)0 -
I have always had more male friends
(just friends) than female.
It wasn’t for lack of trying.2 -
I can quote you the name, team, position, and relevant stats of 90% of NFL players (hundreds of players)...yet I often have difficulty remembering the names of coworkers. I know all their faces (well, in this day of mask wearing, their eyes), and the names of the ones I work most closely with, but the casual office people...eh...0
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jst_dropping_in wrote: »I like my peanut butter in the fridge
I've never farted in the gym
That meatball sub looks deelish
Pickles are good, but Wickles are amazing
Hugs are nice...but never hug me when I'm about to cry bc I'll be ugly crying all over your shoulder
I actually have four eyes bc I'm down with OCD
I've never purchased underwear from the grocery store
My toothbrush has batteries
M&M' are just meh
That's not what she said
Good night
The only thing better than a third eye is a fourth
Also what’s a wickle1 -
jst_dropping_in wrote: »I like my peanut butter in the fridge
I've never farted in the gym
That meatball sub looks deelish
Pickles are good, but Wickles are amazing
Hugs are nice...but never hug me when I'm about to cry bc I'll be ugly crying all over your shoulder
I actually have four eyes bc I'm down with OCD
I've never purchased underwear from the grocery store
My toothbrush has batteries
M&M' are just meh
That's not what she said
Good night
If you stir the oil into the peanut butter and then refrigerate it, the cold prevents further separation.
I’ve let one slip here & there. What’s worse is leaking a blood blurb around your tampon with 130 pounds on your back.
What’s a wickle?
6 pack of hanes for her.
My toothbrush buzzes too.
Coffee M&Ms
She doesn’t say half of what they say she said.
Don’t let the bedbugs bite.
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I sometimes let my paranoia creep in to the effect of wondering if some of the sarcastic mfp posts are about me.
Also, I only wash my hair when I know positively that I'm going somewhere. It depresses me to see all the hair that's falling out, due to my genes and getting older. 4 -
I sometimes let my paranoia creep in to the effect of wondering if some of the sarcastic mfp posts are about me.
Also, I only wash my hair when I know positively that I'm going somewhere. It depresses me to see all the hair that's falling out, due to my genes and getting older.
Have you tried essential oils for hair growth? I like lavender or even olive oil leave it in for an hour or so before washing. Also, I use collagen peptides in my coffee everyday day, one scoop. Just the other day my friend who has known me for years and knows that my hair won't grow told me that it looks longer!🙌 I had not seen her in a while so, it was nice to finally hear that my efforts are paying off.
If you're interested I'm using this one right now.👇 It's lasted about 2 months and I've also used the Sports Research brand. It's more expensive and I didn't notice anything better or different between them.🤗
https://www.amazon.ca/Collagen-Peptides-Hydrolyzed-Supplements-Antibiotic/dp/B0743J3NG23 -
I love digging in the dirt.
I would have enjoyed being an archeologist I think. 🪨🐾🗿🗺🪨4 -
Ironwoman1111 wrote: »I sometimes let my paranoia creep in to the effect of wondering if some of the sarcastic mfp posts are about me.
Also, I only wash my hair when I know positively that I'm going somewhere. It depresses me to see all the hair that's falling out, due to my genes and getting older.
Have you tried essential oils for hair growth? I like lavender or even olive oil leave it in for an hour or so before washing. Also, I use collagen peptides in my coffee everyday day, one scoop. Just the other day my friend who has known me for years and knows that my hair won't grow told me that it looks longer!🙌 I had not seen her in a while so, it was nice to finally hear that my efforts are paying off.
If you're interested I'm using this one right now.👇 It's lasted about 2 months and I've also used the Sports Research brand. It's more expensive and I didn't notice anything better or different between them.🤗
https://www.amazon.ca/Collagen-Peptides-Hydrolyzed-Supplements-Antibiotic/dp/B0743J3NG2
No, but thanks for the recommendation.
I have an appointment to see my PCP end of this month and am making a list of long-need-to-ask questions.
I'm not sure if Collagen would help with old age hair fallout; that's hair that'll never be a follicle again.
Haha, if I could get hair transplants from chin to head.
Now *that's* more info than anybody needed to know. 3 -
I got pregnant last time I was on MFP. (all y'all have fun with that one, M'kayyyy?)
I got married while I was gone on hiatus.
I spent 6 hours on a tractor Saturday. Like Kioti, I dig dirt.
My celebrity freebie would be Nick Saban, and my alternate is Beth from Yellowstone.
I love the lemon oreos better than the chocolate ones.
I have done laser hair removal on my entire body, except my eyebrows, eyelashes, and head. Smooth as a baby's bottom, all the time.
My favorite MFP themed song is "My Maria", by Brooks and Dunn. A couple few of you know why.
I can't help but laugh at guys that do yoga everyday.
I can pick up a roll of quarters with my toes.
My weight has not fluctuated by more than 2 pounds in the last 10+ years. (that is changing now)
I once got knocked out by a guy 5 inches taller than me in a tae kwon do match.
Townes Van Zandt > Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard combined.
There will be water if God wills it.
12 + 7
Puppies > kittens all day long
Jesus saves. George Nelson withdraws.
'If it's ka it'll come like a wind, and your plans will stand before it no more than a barn before a cyclone'
I want to learn to pole dance.
My husband is a fireman.
I have gotten the vaccine, but I will defend to the death your right not to get it if you don't want to.
I love pretty much everyone. Life is too short and whack to hate people.
THATSWHATSHESAID!
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I can type over 100 words per minute...but text maybe 25...3
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In my old age I have finally come to realize that assumptions can cause a lot of problems when communicating with people.
When I type something, I mean the words I type.
There’s nothing between the lines,
just the words I type.
Some people want to argue over things I never even said.
I have little patience for that kind of thing in my life.4 -
My first six years after college I worked rotating shift, bad hours but always doing something useful. Got switched to a desk job for a couple years hammering out emails and powerpoint presentations, despised it.
Switched jobs to one where I was again doing rotating shift work, loved it...for a while. About the time I hit my early 40's I began longing for a job where I could sleep nights, so when I recently got switched to another desk job pushing paper my initial reaction was grumpiness about the nature of the work, but ultimately the fact I now have dinner every night with my family and sleep nights has won me over.4 -
The reason I got divorced.3
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