We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She dumped all the housework on me
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She didn't like me dumping all her laundry on her while she slept all day!0
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Knowing I love coffee they gave me Kopi luwak for Valentine’s Day. Not knowing what it was, I looked it up. We broke up immediately after.0
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Her breath smelt like civet poop 🤣🤗0
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So did hers 😲😫0
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She didn't like my coffee breath, and tried to force me ro drink Starbucks dark roast instead of my favorite brand!0
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They refused to spell things correctly0
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I didn’t provide a ring, tended to cling and she cringed whenever I’d sing (and she hated my rhyming, too)…0
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I found the Love song he wrote for his Highschool Sweetheart 😞0
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My proofreading skills were inadequate…0
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He liked Lennon, I like Mayer0
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They were so shy I was never allowed to see their face. 😢0
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She was so shy that I only ever saw her feet in the tub 😢0
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Never breaking up.. I won't allow it.. 😁🤗0
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I'm trying to break up with her because shes too possessive but she's holding me captive in her walk in pantry...send help! 😄3
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I sent help while on my way to Italy... Hmmm... 🤔 I wonder if I gave good enough directions0
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She ran off to Italy because my pasta making skills are inadequate.0
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One word...
Orecchiette!!!0 -
Because I got tired of hanging out with only Me, Myself and I! 😞0
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She wasn't comfortable my excessive use of pronouns.0
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She kept making me bring her coffee, and keeping that fire lit.0
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She'd never light my fire! 😕
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She prodded me with a fire poker when I wanted a nap. Ouuuuuuch!0
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She didn't like foreplay 🤨😝0
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She didn’t like my type of foreplay. Goody goody 2 shoes!😉😂0
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Because I wouldn’t hold still and bite down on the towel as she reached in her suitcase 😳2
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He poured the milk in before the cereal…1
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He'd always eat straight out of the cereal box and didn't even wash his hands first! 😖0
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Her heart belongs to someone else@PaperDoll_ we 💕 you1
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He'd always hide Love notes to his side chick in plain site!0
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