We broke up because...
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I asked forCanadianbacon and she gave me skinny slices of crispy fried fat 🥓🥓🥓 😖0
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She didn't appreciate bacon 🤷♀️0
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Every gift I got from her was bacon themed. 🥓
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She didn't appreciate my thoughtfulness. That bacon balm was hard to find.0
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She laughed at me when I complained about Netflix changing0
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She misunderstood me. I was laughing at how bad her ex was at spelling.... not at Netflix changing. I hated that too.0
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Too much Drama with her Ex and their Ex.
Oh... And something about Netflix and chill 😯
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She burned too many bridges 🔥0
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She was a pyromaniac0
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She went to the nicest resorts for work but booked the Motel 4 (yes, even lower than the Motel 6) for our vacations.0
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She hasn’t answered any or my 10 messages I left on her answering machine.0
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It wasn't her, it was me.0
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it was just another one of those stupid mistakes i've made....0
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He said I wasn’t even a mistake worth making 😤1
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We never did. And I’m not gonna say we did just to be funny in this thread. And she better not say anything funny either. Otherwise it’s over.1
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I love when she’s so demanding 😍
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She had some neck on her0
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Her food diary was on private0
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I prefer to retain a dignified silence about why we broke up.. but he knows what he did 😫0
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She was always placing blame on others 😒0
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She stays up all night playing games on MFP 😋0
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Because she’d rather date herself than me.😭0
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She was against Self Love 😕0
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She had better hair than me0
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She was mad about everything and everyone but me. 🥴0
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She never spent enough time with me.😑 Had an excuse about having to spend more time with her husband!🙄0
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Because the stuff in her suitcase scared me 😱0
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I caught him rummaging through a woman's suitcase filled with unmentionables 😰0
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Her legs were too hot to handle, was either that or lose my job.1
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His wife didn't like me 🤣0
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