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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    I saw her wedding pics (gorgeous 😍 and many warm wishes for a long and happy life, L) and realized I was just the little bit of fun on the side before she got hitched. 😔
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,701 Member
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    I didn't learn 'Canadian' fast enough for her :'(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I asked for
    Canadian
    bacon and she gave me skinny slices of crispy fried fat 🥓🥓🥓 😖
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,701 Member
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    She didn't appreciate bacon 🤷‍♀️
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Every gift I got from her was bacon themed. 🥓

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  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,701 Member
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    She didn't appreciate my thoughtfulness. That bacon balm was hard to find.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,190 Member
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    She laughed at me when I complained about Netflix changing
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,701 Member
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    She misunderstood me. I was laughing at how bad her ex was at spelling.... not at Netflix changing. I hated that too.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Too much Drama with her Ex and their Ex.

    Oh... And something about Netflix and chill 😯

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She burned too many bridges 🔥
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,701 Member
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    She was a pyromaniac
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She went to the nicest resorts for work but booked the Motel 4 (yes, even lower than the Motel 6) for our vacations.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,010 Member
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    She hasn’t answered any or my 10 messages I left on her answering machine.
  • bellababy9031
    bellababy9031 Posts: 287 Member
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    It wasn't her, it was me.
  • oh_Bryce_io
    oh_Bryce_io Posts: 20 Member
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    it was just another one of those stupid mistakes i've made....
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    He said I wasn’t even a mistake worth making 😤
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,010 Member
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    We never did. And I’m not gonna say we did just to be funny in this thread. And she better not say anything funny either. Otherwise it’s over.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    I love when she’s so demanding 😍

  • J_doe
    J_doe Posts: 43 Member
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    She had some neck on her
  • thewhipple12955
    thewhipple12955 Posts: 73 Member
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    Her food diary was on private

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