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  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,207 Member
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    Loves watching hallmark movies ...they make him cry every time
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    Craved mushrooms throughout her pregnancy then named the kid Portabella
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Loves snow and planned move to north Pole. ☃️❄️🌨️
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    Wears 5” high heels to the grocery store
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
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    Uses water color paint for lipstick
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    Actually it’s Kool-Aid and I don’t have a choice, he stole all my makeup 💄😂
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
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    I told you to stay away from the cross dressers for that reason alone.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Is too weak to lift a can of drink to his mouth.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Has an OnlyFans account where she seductively dips her toes in vats of various condiments then licks it off her own feet! Rumor is, she’s getting very rich from it.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Shhhhh.. *come closer, I'll let you all in on a little secret*
    she is in fact a 500lb giraffe 😳 I know.. shocking right
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Shhhhh.. *come closer, I'll let you all in on a little secret*
    she is in fact a 500lb giraffe 😳 I know.. shocking right

    You need to stop these lies! 😠 I have you know, I am down to 485lbs! 😠
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Shhhhh.. *come closer, I'll let you all in on a little secret*
    she is in fact a 500lb giraffe 😳 I know.. shocking right

    You need to stop these lies! 😠 I have you know, I am down to 485lbs! 😠

    Well duh.. 500lbs was the lie part re the thread name 🤭
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
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    My Galway Girl
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    He’s quite tiny and puny. He photoshops muscles into all his pictures.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Shes a mfp undercover agent..
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She assists in my undercover work and gives me info on others.
  • Destanieroberts06
    Destanieroberts06 Posts: 103 Member
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    Her personality isn't that attractive
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Cat0703a wrote: »
    She’s got a fully charged phone and a full tank of gas
    😂😂😂

    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She assists in my undercover work and gives me info on others.
    One time she told me she “never really did love me anyway”🥺
  • Destanieroberts06
    Destanieroberts06 Posts: 103 Member
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    She watches re-rund of SpongeBob to make her feel young again
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,025 Member
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    She sneaks into R rated movies with a fake id.

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