Post a lie about the person above

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  • Destanieroberts06
    Destanieroberts06 Posts: 103 Member
    Secretly has a crush on me
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Is a famous influencer on social media
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Thinks she's a real cat.. caught licking herself in the supermarket and was thrown out.. on the plus side she got 8 date offers 😂
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She loves the rain! She runs outside hoping this will be the time she gets swept into some handsome man’s arms for the kiss of a lifetime as the rain pours down on them. It hasn’t happened in her 39 years but she hasn’t given up hope.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She prefers water in her bowl of cereal instead of milk. She loves how many calories it saves her.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She hates fries.. thinks they are evil and that they are hiding all over the country in secret.. a potato army that will take over the world in the near future.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She’s not Australian. She’s from Minnesota.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shes not from Earth, shes from Remulak
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She says I’m not her favorite.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She's my favorite..





    😏😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    She's my favorite..





    😏😂

    This is the lie thread, dad. 😤
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Licks the soles of her feet.. says it gives her better grip on the pole 🤣
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 393 Member
    Ah, new member!!! Welcome;)
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    See the member that created this thread? The guy with the chicken on his head? Yeah, that’s him and his old account. These days the chicken doesn’t like to be photographed.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    See the member that created this thread? The guy with the chicken on his head? Yeah, that’s him and his old account. These days the chicken doesn’t like to be photographed.

    She will slap you Will Smith style if you don’t keep my name out your mouth.

    This is absolutely true though!

    She is pregnant 🤰🏻
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Impregnated MelG7777 😲
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    See the member that created this thread? The guy with the chicken on his head? Yeah, that’s him and his old account. These days the chicken doesn’t like to be photographed.

    She will slap you Will Smith style if you don’t keep my name out your mouth.

    This is absolutely true though!

    She is pregnant 🤰🏻

    dfxdfnhsuk1j.jpeg

    🤣🤣🤣
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She’s so boring. No sense of humor at all. I always yawn uncontrollably when she’s around.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    See the member that created this thread? The guy with the chicken on his head? Yeah, that’s him and his old account. These days the chicken doesn’t like to be photographed.

    She will slap you Will Smith style if you don’t keep my name out your mouth.

    This is absolutely true though!

    She is pregnant 🤰🏻

    dfxdfnhsuk1j.jpeg

    🤣🤣🤣

    I was looking for the real one. I’ll have to dig it out someday. 😂

    No no.. that one is perfect! 😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She’s a polygamist and has 3 husbands and 2 wives.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shes one of the husband's 😆
  • charb28
    charb28 Posts: 2 Member
    I met her at a Grateful Dead concert
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She hates twenty-one pilots. She says they’re the worst.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her favourite music is listening to the sobbing, crys and lamenting of her enemies .. 👿
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She sings happy birthday to herself every day. Claims it keeps the real birthdays from “sticking”. She’s permanently 27
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Doesn't celebrate birthdays at all, claims thats how you never age.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Sleeps 19.5 hours per day. 😬
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She refuses to wear the color black. If it’s not in the 🌈, she’s not putting it on.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sneaks into my house and watches me sleep 😳
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Asks the Easter Bunny for nuts instead of chocolate. She despises chocolate in all forms.