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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,185 Member
    edited April 2022
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Impregnated MelG7777 😲

    She’s actually the size of a real live Tinker Bell. When she’s texts on her phone she has to use her entire hand to press each letter. Cutest little thing I’ve ever seen.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,850 Member
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    See the member that created this thread? The guy with the chicken on his head? Yeah, that’s him and his old account. These days the chicken doesn’t like to be photographed.

    She will slap you Will Smith style if you don’t keep my name out your mouth.

    This is absolutely true though!

    She is pregnant 🤰🏻

    dfxdfnhsuk1j.jpeg

    🤣🤣🤣
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,850 Member
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    She’s so boring. No sense of humor at all. I always yawn uncontrollably when she’s around.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,185 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    See the member that created this thread? The guy with the chicken on his head? Yeah, that’s him and his old account. These days the chicken doesn’t like to be photographed.

    She will slap you Will Smith style if you don’t keep my name out your mouth.

    This is absolutely true though!

    She is pregnant 🤰🏻

    dfxdfnhsuk1j.jpeg

    🤣🤣🤣

    I was looking for the real one. I’ll have to dig it out someday. 😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,850 Member
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    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    See the member that created this thread? The guy with the chicken on his head? Yeah, that’s him and his old account. These days the chicken doesn’t like to be photographed.

    She will slap you Will Smith style if you don’t keep my name out your mouth.

    This is absolutely true though!

    She is pregnant 🤰🏻

    dfxdfnhsuk1j.jpeg

    🤣🤣🤣

    I was looking for the real one. I’ll have to dig it out someday. 😂

    No no.. that one is perfect! 😂
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,185 Member
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    She hates me and tells me I’m not funny.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,850 Member
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    She’s a polygamist and has 3 husbands and 2 wives.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Shes one of the husband's 😆
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,185 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She’s a polygamist and has 3 husbands and 2 wives.

    This is the lies thread Missy!
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,185 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Shes one of the husband's 😆

    She spends every waking moment (except briefly here) running her illegally operated flea circus.
  • charb28
    charb28 Posts: 2 Member
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    I met her at a Grateful Dead concert
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,185 Member
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    And then I made him buy me twenty one pilots tickets.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,850 Member
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    She hates twenty-one pilots. She says they’re the worst.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Her favourite music is listening to the sobbing, crys and lamenting of her enemies .. 👿
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,559 Member
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    She sings happy birthday to herself every day. Claims it keeps the real birthdays from “sticking”. She’s permanently 27
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Doesn't celebrate birthdays at all, claims thats how you never age.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,185 Member
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    Has the vampiric gene and actually DOESN’T age. She is 279 years old.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,559 Member
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    Sleeps 19.5 hours per day. 😬
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,185 Member
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    She voices the mom on Caillou.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,850 Member
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    She refuses to wear the color black. If it’s not in the 🌈, she’s not putting it on.

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