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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,307 Member
    And then I made him buy me twenty one pilots tickets.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She hates twenty-one pilots. She says they’re the worst.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her favourite music is listening to the sobbing, crys and lamenting of her enemies .. 👿
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She sings happy birthday to herself every day. Claims it keeps the real birthdays from “sticking”. She’s permanently 27
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Doesn't celebrate birthdays at all, claims thats how you never age.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,307 Member
    Has the vampiric gene and actually DOESN’T age. She is 279 years old.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Sleeps 19.5 hours per day. 😬
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,307 Member
    She voices the mom on Caillou.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She refuses to wear the color black. If it’s not in the 🌈, she’s not putting it on.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sneaks into my house and watches me sleep 😳
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Asks the Easter Bunny for nuts instead of chocolate. She despises chocolate in all forms.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,307 Member
    Is happy to put on her “scantily clad Easter Bunny” costume for said nut delivery. (It’s really no more than ears and a tail tbh🔥)
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She always eats roast rabbit for dinner on Easter Sunday and tells bad kids it’s the Easter bunny. She thinks it’s hilarious.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,307 Member
    She told me it was chicken!😩 (the rest is true though)
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She survives on coffee and chewing tobacco
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She photoshops her dimples in because she always wanted to be a Cabbage Patch Doll 😍
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She’s going on an all meat diet for the next three months so she’s looking for a volunteer to take all her candy.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,307 Member
    She’s forcing tobacco and coffee on me. Goodbye teeth.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She only accepts friend requests on Tuesdays and Fridays. For those trying to get on this exclusive list…you’re welcome 😏
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    She lives in Alabama and actually does live off chewing tobacco and Pabst Blue Ribbon
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    His birth name was Annabelle Murkle before the "op" afterwards he changed it to Big Dave..
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She once dated Annabelle Murkle and still misses her.
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    Has a crush on big dave
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,307 Member
    Has a trip planned to Alabama first thing Monday morning.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She’s always wanted to live in Antarctica as she adores the snow/cold.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,307 Member
    Once convinced me to go to the Arctic with her for a polar bear plunge with ACTUAL polar bears. Now is trying to convince me to go to Antarctica together to skinny dip with the seals.🥶❄️
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  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,615 Member
    Has a pet penguin
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 393 Member
    Keeps a very large friend list on MFP
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,615 Member
    Max bicep curl weight is 10lb

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