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Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...

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  • Eddie_Run_Bike_Swim_Gym
    Eddie_Run_Bike_Swim_Gym Posts: 166 Member
    The hot coat check girl!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Offering to "check" his entire groups coats, hats and even the handbags he found hanging on hooks below the bar.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Putting MORE glitter✨✨ on her girls!👀
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Showing off her new half beard to all the ladies
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Stripping.. agaaaain 🙄😳
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Collecting dollars to slip into Paperdoll's G-string
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Noticing the dollar bills from her purse are gone. She’s not leaving Jo in charge of her purse while she uses the washroom again!! 😤
  • WaiakeWanderer_x
    WaiakeWanderer_x Posts: 1,536 Member
    Sending Jo to the bar for the next round.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Showing me his glass is empty and indicating he wants a refill 🤨 not happening

    😄
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Playing "Hard to get"! 😜
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    On the dance floor using her mime skills to pull the rope, climb the stairs and now… she’s stuck in the box.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Showing off her fitness scarf and her lack of tan lines 😏
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She calls it the funky chicken dance.. complete with feather headdress
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Trying to learn The Funky Chicken and she's got it down! 😆
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
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    She’s making the sprinkler more realistic by spraying water from her water bottle
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    Dancing so hard her butt pads fell out!🫣🤭🤣
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Stripping... again. Sheesh, its not that kind of club 😳
  • Ketch_22
    Ketch_22 Posts: 12,711 Member
    Annoyed because she waited so long for me to show up 🤣
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Break dancing .. go Stef 😂
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Rounding up new members for her special basement retreat
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    Selling Mary Kay between shots
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shaking his booty
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Handing out flyers for a "free" weekend getaway to her famous retreat called Cellar Block 8 aka Hotel California where you'll hear this song played on loop...

    "Last thing I remember, I was
    Running for the door
    I had to find the passage back
    To the place I was before
    "Relax, " said the night man
    "We are programmed to receive
    You can check out any time you like
    But you can never leave"
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Winking at the men and blowing kisses to the ladies
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Up on the bar doing the PeeWee Herman dance...
  • ItsMeAnna3
    ItsMeAnna3 Posts: 211 Member
    Standing on the table twerking to the music
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Greeting each person at the bar by saying “it’s me. Anna!!”
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Doing the macarena even though Wonderful Tonight is playing
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Oh my 😳 Put your pants back on before you get kicked out!
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Checking the zipper on everyone's pants

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