The person above was arrested for...
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            For bringing the Guards cake with files baked inside...
You should have probably labeled which cake was which no?? π¬π€0 - 
            Building without a permit.0
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            For going to her exβs wedding and lacing the food with marijuana0
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            She was the ex's new wife.. she started the fight after finding the said food0
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            Throwing pizzas at the waiter when he realized they were made with cauliflower crusts and vegan cheese.0
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            slimgirljo15 wrote: Β»Building without a permit.
Hey... Don't jinx me! π¬π
For meowing too loud during a funeral service π1 - 
            For faking her own death. Rumor is she sat right up in the coffin and exclaimed βIβm allergic to cats!β0
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            Bigamy π0
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            For running an illegal breast milking gang right here on this app! She sells the golden juice to all the shirtless guys you see here and she even has a milking machine in her basement where she keeps her best providers.0
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            Ironwoman1111 wrote: Β»For running an illegal breast milking gang right here on this app! She sells the golden juice to all the shirtless guys you see here and she even has a milking machine in her basement where she keeps her best providers.
Thats a lie..
the milking machine is on the first floor π1 - 
            For keeping the milking machine waaay past the one day rental she paid for.0
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            Arrested and fined for pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery0
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            Arrested for being fineπ1
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            Indecent exposure... he bent over and with all his muscle gains he ripped his pants π0
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            Got caught at the carnival π‘ taking a bite out of every candy apple AND she laughed about it!ππ¦π«’0
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            Bowling in grocery store..
Using frozen chicken and soda bottlesπ³0 - 
            For trying to arm wrestle a school teacher!!0
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            For giving out top grades for special favours. π °οΈβ1
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            Handing out Special favorsπ0
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            Snowdropping π±0
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            Crushing all the bananas in the store. ππ1
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            For wearing her old wedding dress to her best friendβs wedding and causing a scene.0
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            For being too Pretty in pink! π
(I can't ever pull off that color)π0 - 
            Was caught on video stealing ketchup packets which she used to fill up her bottle from home.0
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            Sneaking into my home and stealing condiments from my fridge0
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            Inducing panic in the grocery aisle0
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            Tackling the beating up an old lady who screamed when she saw a mouse in the grocery store.0
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            Stealing a bag of rotisserie chicken from the grocery store while everyone was distracted by the old lady who was getting beat up, and the mouse.1
 
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