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  • chickenperson483
    chickenperson483 Posts: 35 Member
    Stealing a bag of rotisserie chicken from the grocery store while everyone was distracted by the old lady who was getting beat up, and the mouse.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    For stealing electricity from their neighbour’s outside outlet
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Stealing neighbors gasoline from their car.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Farting in public.. that gas is lethal 😳 🤭
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Pruning @lx1x ‘s bushes into naughty shapes
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    Stealing my stilletos
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Wearing Stilettos in a bounce house 😬
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited June 2022
    Grandma was too busy to bake her favourite cookies so she pushed her down the stairs
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Causing several fender benders while walking down the street wearing her new tube top 😬😋
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,604 Member
    Simply being too fabulous
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,304 Member
    She faked being a realtor so she could get first glimpses inside new listings.
    Not a bad plan!
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,604 Member
    She booked viewings of houses and would then invite friends over and have parties
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She crashed one of Mel's parties, got trashed and smashed the flower garden with her Moped.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Planting mint and ivy in all her neighbors’ yards.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited June 2022
    For starting SAG aka the Stalking Awareness Group. A group for friendly stalkers who only want to be able to express our, err, I mean, their feelings for their stalkees in any form they deem appropriate.🧿👃🧿 📸
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Taking kidneys off live victims while they are sleeping
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dodgy tax returns
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    For driving her uncle Marvin's tractor while intoxicated
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Went for a drive... in someone else's car 😲
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Getting naked in the Roots store while on a trip to Canada
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Selling video footage of nekked people on eBay.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Shoplifting melons from the market. I won’t even tell you how she was doing it 😳
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Indecent exposure 🙈
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited June 2022
    Broke into the seniors’ home, stole a scooter and took it for a joyride. Thelma, a senior, was still on it!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Illegal alien.. she was deported.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Trying to seduce a police officer to get out of a speeding ticket. 😬
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    For mailing special brownies to her special friend
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    Causing a traffic jam
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
    I think you were the one that caused the traffic jam with those legs.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Arrested for DUI while attempting to drive to his wedding

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