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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    He is her number 1 customer for chocolate covered ants. He suggests new flavors to her at least weekly. I think she has one called the lx1x special…..it’s got a weird “secret sauce” thing drizzled over the chocolate.🤷🏻‍♀️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has been secretly buying up all Cats lx1x specials covered in "yumyum" sauce.... She then sells them to lx1x for twice what Cat was selling them for. She's made enough from lx1x to buy a ferrari, 2 diamond rings, a lear jet and a Hollywood Hills mansion..
  • DSwales111
    DSwales111 Posts: 126 Member
    She hates random surprise messages
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    He hides in the bushes and surprises everyone all the time!🌳🤪🌳
  • chickenperson483
    chickenperson483 Posts: 35 Member
    Frequently takes her chicken (who wears superhero capes) on walks while wearing a blowup dinosaur costume, blasting “I want it that way” by the Backstreet Boys.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Works at Piggly Wiggly 🤗
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Has never made me laugh, not once!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She's single and available. 😄
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Doesn’t believe in holidays or weekends. He’s like a 7-11 open 24-7.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She's an angel.

    *poker face on
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hates Pizza and Cake
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited June 2022
    @lx1x
    Haha! That’s sort of true! once for Halloween I was a VS angel. So there!😝 Read the title, tell a lie.😇

    Jo is a Catfish🐈🐠 scammer by day. Princess by night.✨👸🏼✨
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Shes my cousin
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is shaving his head for Summer 😆
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Is growing out her toe hair for winter 🤣
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Goes to the local supermarket and stops every customer demanding to be petted.. 😳 she truly believes she's a cat
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She likes to purr for her male suitors and they L.O.V.E. it!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    While in the elevator with Ed, Fab lifted one leg and said “ Wait right there” then farted in Ed’s direction. She got fired for violating the code of conduct at work.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's the love child of Cha Cha Guzmán and Kevin Spacey
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Only dates prisoners. Many of them all at once, but in rival gangs because she likes to be safe. It’s better that way.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lost all her teeth in a bike accident.. she can't bite but can give a painful suck
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She never makes me blush, nor takes me to the dark side (always taking it "there" ) 😯😳
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited June 2022
    I saw her at the gym live streaming her squats for her fans. All of a sudden her pants ripped at the seam! She didn’t notice and just kept going.😂
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Her ATM PIN is 1111
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He is actually a very unhappy mess .. goop all over his trousers and shirt.. he is one unhappy camper 🤣
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    When I first showed up here Jo and her mfp gang all sent me very threatening dm’s. Pretty insane stuff like “leave or we’ll dislike all your posts” and “we’re going to insightful the heck out of you”. I had to win Jo over so she’d call the attack off. It started as a paid position but I think she’s warming up to me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When I first showed up here Jo and her mfp gang all sent me very threatening dm’s. Pretty insane stuff like “leave or we’ll dislike all your posts” and “we’re going to insightful the heck out of you”. I had to win Jo over so she’d call the attack off. It started as a paid position but I think she’s warming up to me.

    🤣😂

    Awful person.. so damn mean .. I think thats the biggest lie I've ever told 🤗😙🥰
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She used to make me DM Mel horrible “go away” messages. She still tries to get me to on occasion but I’ve learned to say no and just accept my punishment. 😏
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Got caught growing the devil’s lettuce🌿🚬😱
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Selling said lettuce

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