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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    She sells chocolate covered ants.. 😱
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,030 Member
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    He is her number 1 customer for chocolate covered ants. He suggests new flavors to her at least weekly. I think she has one called the lx1x special…..it’s got a weird “secret sauce” thing drizzled over the chocolate.🤷🏻‍♀️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Has been secretly buying up all Cats lx1x specials covered in "yumyum" sauce.... She then sells them to lx1x for twice what Cat was selling them for. She's made enough from lx1x to buy a ferrari, 2 diamond rings, a lear jet and a Hollywood Hills mansion..
  • DSwales111
    DSwales111 Posts: 126 Member
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    She hates random surprise messages
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    He hides in the bushes and surprises everyone all the time!🌳🤪🌳
  • chickenperson483
    chickenperson483 Posts: 35 Member
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    Frequently takes her chicken (who wears superhero capes) on walks while wearing a blowup dinosaur costume, blasting “I want it that way” by the Backstreet Boys.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    Works at Piggly Wiggly 🤗
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Has never made me laugh, not once!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    She's single and available. 😄
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    Doesn’t believe in holidays or weekends. He’s like a 7-11 open 24-7.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    She's an angel.

    *poker face on
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Hates Pizza and Cake
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited June 2022
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    @lx1x
    Haha! That’s sort of true! once for Halloween I was a VS angel. So there!😝 Read the title, tell a lie.😇

    Jo is a Catfish🐈🐠 scammer by day. Princess by night.✨👸🏼✨
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Shes my cousin
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Is shaving his head for Summer 😆
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Is growing out her toe hair for winter 🤣
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Goes to the local supermarket and stops every customer demanding to be petted.. 😳 she truly believes she's a cat
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She likes to purr for her male suitors and they L.O.V.E. it!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    While in the elevator with Ed, Fab lifted one leg and said “ Wait right there” then farted in Ed’s direction. She got fired for violating the code of conduct at work.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She's the love child of Cha Cha Guzmán and Kevin Spacey

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