I Dated The Above and Ended Up...
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Changing my name and phone number0
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Losing a toe in a Freak skating accident. π°0
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Delivering 6 babies in the back of her Uber
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Chasing away her admirers hour upon hour0
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Only watching movies that were either documentaries or based on a true storyβ¦0
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With a pet iguana0
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With far better taste in trainers0
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Lost in the wilderness.. him and his hiking ππ€£0
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With her telling me "it's not cheating if I just do it with other women"1
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being his βwing manβ. π0
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Discussing art and getting some quality traveling advice1
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Swinging π³ π€£π1
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Getting my passport renewed,
making plans to visit Australia.1 -
Left alone while she went on many Australian vacations.1
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Pregnant by turkey baster π€£π0
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With funny tasting turkey π€’1
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Eating turkey sandwiches that she'd never eat with me π€¨0
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learning how to reno my house myself π1
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Seeing this beautyβs face finally! π2
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On top of my selfie game!0
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Getting to see the Queen π0
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Learning how to curtsies correctly and how to use my filter π₯Ίπ€1
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Ugly crying!
She broke up with me after dinner. I started crying, then everyone around us started clapping because they thought she was proposing.0 -
Waking up with a butterfly shaped branding across my chest.0
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Branding him with a giraffe π¦0
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Blissfully living a quiet life with our herd of baby giraffes0
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Opening a zoo π0
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Reminding her to bathe first thing after coming home from the zoo ππ¦¨ππ¦0
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Learning renovation techniques0
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Totally jacked0
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