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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's the love child of Cha Cha Guzmán and Kevin Spacey
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Only dates prisoners. Many of them all at once, but in rival gangs because she likes to be safe. It’s better that way.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lost all her teeth in a bike accident.. she can't bite but can give a painful suck
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She never makes me blush, nor takes me to the dark side (always taking it "there" ) 😯😳
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited June 2022
    I saw her at the gym live streaming her squats for her fans. All of a sudden her pants ripped at the seam! She didn’t notice and just kept going.😂
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    Her ATM PIN is 1111
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He is actually a very unhappy mess .. goop all over his trousers and shirt.. he is one unhappy camper 🤣
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When I first showed up here Jo and her mfp gang all sent me very threatening dm’s. Pretty insane stuff like “leave or we’ll dislike all your posts” and “we’re going to insightful the heck out of you”. I had to win Jo over so she’d call the attack off. It started as a paid position but I think she’s warming up to me.

    🤣😂

    Awful person.. so damn mean .. I think thats the biggest lie I've ever told 🤗😙🥰
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She used to make me DM Mel horrible “go away” messages. She still tries to get me to on occasion but I’ve learned to say no and just accept my punishment. 😏
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Got caught growing the devil’s lettuce🌿🚬😱
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Selling said lettuce
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Purchasing said lettuce
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Buying goods with the proceeds of said lettuce crop 😁
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her "Basement" is actually a modified school bus put into a hole in the ground then buried.

    We really have to do something about the water coming in when it rains Sis! 😬
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Took me to the vet because she’s too cheap to pay for a doctor and now I have to wear a cone for 5 days!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    The cone was just as good as using a paper bag to cover her horrid hairy moles on her chin! 🙈
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Word is shes married to a troll 👹
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's my Spouse 😜
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She has zero sense of humour 😂
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 393 Member
    Very nice Portuguese woman!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    ^^^ also a very nice Portuguese woman 🤣
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    They're both actually from a small Pygmy village in Cameroon
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She has two left feet. Literally. Makes buying shoes awkward.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shes actually a Tom Cat.. I saw her 🌰🌰 🤣
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her acorns come as a set of three and they're more like blueberries 🫐 😝
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited June 2022
    Has a Beaver named Justine
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She often pees herself laughing at PD posts 💦
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Recommended Depends for my light bladder leakage. She also said the other 🩲 brands give you major wedgies and she was right.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's an expert on wedgies due to her years in high school as a bully. She also specializes in Wet Willies and locker stuffing.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She reminisces fondly about being stuffed in a locker so visits high school once a year to relive that part of her youth

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