We broke up because...

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She kept missing the box πŸ™Š
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    She found someone with better aim πŸ₯Ί
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    Because she didn't like my Mexican Candy! ☹️
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  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,845 Member
    She was obsessed with Mexican candy
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    He made me sleep inside the dryer
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    πŸ’ƒπŸΌ She didn’t like my Pine-Sol dance!! πŸ˜‚
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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    @Sweet_A wrote: Β»
    πŸ’ƒπŸΌ She didn’t like my Pine-Sol dance!! πŸ˜‚
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ love it!

    She poisoned me with dairy 🍦😲
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She gave the dairy to me 😱
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    She drank the dairy! 🫣
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  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,531 Member
    She refused to take the Christmas tree down - wanted to leave it up until Easter
  • I_AM_ISRAEL
    I_AM_ISRAEL Posts: 160 Member
    He was my my chicks boss
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,531 Member
    He had me confused with his chick's boss
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,407 Member
    She drank all the coffee while watching me put the Christmas tree away.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,531 Member
    We got back together after she put away the Christmas tree 😊... then broke up because she replaced my favourite coffee with decaf πŸ˜‰
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    I discovered she was cheating on me with the same feline I was cheating on her with. 😯
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,002 Member
    We haven’t. And I could never joke that we did.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,132 Member
    She was carrying a torch for an old giraffe shaped flame
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    Gave me a broom for my birthday 🧹😀
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Kept flying around the room on a broom
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,407 Member
    He ate the ears off of all my chocolate bunnies!! Everyone knows that is the best part! 😭