If it didn't have calories, right now I would eat...

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert... fruit optional

The rest of that pint of Moose Tracks.

Honestly, it'd be booze for me. I *love* cocktails, the way the flavors shift from one to another, the way the tightness in my shoulders unwinds, the way the pressure of do-this-do-this-do-this-next eases up, and I can just breathe, finally, slow and deep.