Mom bod thread
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
Thank you!ermengarde22 wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Mom? ✅
In possession of a body? ✅
these jeans and tucked in tank combo are 🔥🔥🔥
Thanks! I adore these jeans but I'm a teeny bit too short for them so I can only wear them with heels, which sucks, but I refuse to take them to a tailor because that's just too much effortFeastRepeat wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Mom? ✅
In possession of a body? ✅
Who needs a head!? 🔥
Not me anymore, since I'm borrowing @TwitchyMagee's
It’s a spare. Got it off a guy in Reno
Your Venmo bounced, I'm coming for miss mom jeans to reclaim2 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Mom? ✅
In possession of a body? ✅
Do I see freakles? 🤤1 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Mom? ✅
In possession of a body? ✅
Do I see freakles? 🤤
Down boy 😂1 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Mom? ✅
In possession of a body? ✅
Do I see freakles? 🤤
You do because I am so fair that sunlight bounces off of my skin, blinding those around me
Freakles are +3 hotness
Also redeemable for extra stamina in some games1 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Mom? ✅
In possession of a body? ✅
Do I see freakles? 🤤
You do because I am so fair that sunlight bounces off of my skin, blinding those around me
Freakles are +3 hotness
Also redeemable for extra stamina in some games
I think I've broken you
Where is all the sass you usually have for me?!
Have you seen yourself in those pants?!
This really needs no explanation, you look amazing, AND you have freakles.
Headless may put a damper on things, but I've been involved in weirder relationships. :ohwell:3 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Mom? ✅
In possession of a body? ✅
Do I see freakles? 🤤
You do because I am so fair that sunlight bounces off of my skin, blinding those around me
Freakles are +3 hotness
Also redeemable for extra stamina in some games
I think I've broken you
Where is all the sass you usually have for me?!
Have you seen yourself in those pants?!
This really needs no explanation, you look amazing, AND you have freakles.
Headless may put a damper on things, but I've been involved in weirder relationships. :ohwell:
Stop it, you'll make me blush
Although at some point we're going to need to circle back to you being involved in a weirder relationship than one with a headless woman
I dated a state beauty pageant runner up for awhile0 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Mom? ✅
In possession of a body? ✅
Do I see freakles? 🤤
You do because I am so fair that sunlight bounces off of my skin, blinding those around me
Freakles are +3 hotness
Also redeemable for extra stamina in some games
I think I've broken you
Where is all the sass you usually have for me?!
Have you seen yourself in those pants?!
This really needs no explanation, you look amazing, AND you have freakles.
Headless may put a damper on things, but I've been involved in weirder relationships. :ohwell:
Stop it, you'll make me blush
Although at some point we're going to need to circle back to you being involved in a weirder
relationship than one with a headless woman
I’m sorry. I don’t think we can protect you anymore2 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Mom? ✅
In possession of a body? ✅
Do I see freakles? 🤤
You do because I am so fair that sunlight bounces off of my skin, blinding those around me
Freakles are +3 hotness
Also redeemable for extra stamina in some games
I think I've broken you
Where is all the sass you usually have for me?!
Have you seen yourself in those pants?!
This really needs no explanation, you look amazing, AND you have freakles.
Headless may put a damper on things, but I've been involved in weirder relationships. :ohwell:
Stop it, you'll make me blush
Although at some point we're going to need to circle back to you being involved in a weirder relationship than one with a headless woman
I dated a state beauty pageant runner up for awhile
And you lived to tell the tale? Amazing.
I mean she was basically headless
Great singing voice though0 -
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Mom? ✅
In possession of a body? ✅
Do I see freakles? 🤤
Down boy 😂
Touche
That's how you know it's really me though, that kink goes to the bone. :bigsmile:3 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Mom? ✅
In possession of a body? ✅
Do I see freakles? 🤤
Down boy 😂
Touche
That's how you know it's really me though, that kink goes to the bone. :bigsmile:
This is true, no matter the profile name if someone mentions freakles I know exactly who it is 😆2 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Mom? ✅
In possession of a body? ✅
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥1 -
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All these beautiful moms 😍 stunning ladies here ☺️1
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