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  • Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited November 2022
    cowsfan12 wrote: »

    I say choke on it even if you do have your *kitten* together- 🤷‍♂️

    There's people walking this earth with all their *kitten* together?!

    I want one

    I’ve only met people who THINK they have their *kitten* together. It takes a special kind of stupid to believe you’re so perfect
  • Posts: 1,261 Member
    My girls announced at the Thanksgiving dinner table that they used to use silica gel packets as Barbie pillows when they were younger.

    I used to think I was a great Mother...please pass the potatoes of shame.

  • Posts: 4,579 Member
    My girls announced at the Thanksgiving dinner table that they used to use silica gel packets as Barbie pillows when they were younger.

    I used to think I was a great Mother...please pass the potatoes of shame.

    They didn’t eat them. A win is a win
  • Posts: 6,327 Member

    They didn’t eat them. A win is a win

    Yeah they knew not to eat it - and was able to repurpose in lieu of wasting - so - eat those potatoes with your head up I say !
  • Posts: 1,261 Member

    They didn’t eat them. A win is a win

    I'm more bothered by the fact that Barbie must've been so uncomfortable
  • Posts: 4,579 Member

    I'm more bothered by the fact that Barbie must've been so uncomfortable

    😂
  • Posts: 7,814 Member

    I'm more bothered by the fact that Barbie must've been so uncomfortable

    I was going to say that was pretty inventive but you have a point.
  • Posts: 4,579 Member
    I think Saul/Paul suffered a TBI when he fell off his horse & he was already unhinged before that
  • Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited November 2022
    I know many women in traditional relationships who when they want to turn down an aggressive suitor say they have a partner so as not to provoke an attack or further harassment. How do women in poly or open relationships do it?
  • Posts: 90 Member
    Prison Mike and his time with the dementors
  • Posts: 6,327 Member
    iggy93 wrote: »
    Prison Mike and his time with the dementors

    And all the grool he had to eat
  • Posts: 1,635 Member
    I know many women in traditional relationships who when they want to turn down an aggressive suitor say they have a partner so as not to provoke an attack or further harassment. How do women in poly or open relationships do it?

    I imagine they just lie. Single women claim fake bfs all the time. Or just say that they have to go through their main bf. I know the kink community does that depending on the set up. A lot of the time guys really don’t care either way as I’m sure you know.
  • Posts: 90 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »

    And all the grool he had to eat

    All that gabba grool from the clink
  • Posts: 4,579 Member

    I imagine they just lie. Single women claim fake bfs all the time. Or just say that they have to go through their main bf. I know the kink community does that depending on the set up. A lot of the time guys really don’t care either way as I’m sure you know.

    You are a smart cookie❤️
  • Posts: 6,638 Member
    8 hour zoom class today and the rest of the week. It's like I have a real job or something 😂🙄
  • Posts: 6,327 Member
    IslandGal3 wrote: »
    My appointment with the orthopedic this morning. I already know my MRI results. I don’t want to have surgery, but if that’s my only option, let’s get it over with.

    hopefully it’s not the option 🤞
  • Posts: 1,261 Member
    IslandGal3 wrote: »
    My appointment with the orthopedic this morning. I already know my MRI results. I don’t want to have surgery, but if that’s my only option, let’s get it over with.

    ♥️
  • Posts: 6,638 Member
    The helicopter I hear flying around outside
  • Posts: 4,579 Member
    If I had it to do over again, I wouldn’t
  • Posts: 4,579 Member
    I hope Walmart stayed in the red on black friday. Greedy *kitten*
  • Posts: 4,579 Member
    When people call the office & they have funny names & I have to ask them to spell it. “Thank you Mr. Snackenutz”
  • Posts: 4,579 Member
    A friend of mine has had a good deal of success these past months selling her artwork at shows & is considering quitting working for someone else. Is there some kind of artist’s cooperative healthcare?
  • Posts: 4,579 Member
    It’s important to me that the people in my life feel loved even if I don’t love them.
  • Posts: 6,638 Member
    This bruise on my thigh and how the heck I got it
  • Posts: 1,261 Member
    It bothers me that this emoji doesn't walk forward 🚶‍♀️ whyyyy???
  • Posts: 4,579 Member
    It bothers me that this emoji doesn't walk forward 🚶‍♀️ whyyyy???
    She is reheating her fries
  • Posts: 6,638 Member
    The liquor store lady giving me all the free gifts after I donated to the children's hospital and said how can you not support Sick Kids.
  • Posts: 1,261 Member
    She is reheating her fries

    😂 This why I love you
  • Posts: 4,579 Member

    😂 This why I love you
    I may not always know what you’re talking about but I am paying attention
  • Posts: 19,569 Member
    She is reheating her fries
    Or on her way to the freezer to get ice cream

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