Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker
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OpheliaCooter wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »Only calls me when they’re drunk
Can I only text when I’m drunk instead ?
Tomatoes tomatoes (you know what I mean)
Sweet!
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watch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »
Dude I was in Atlanta in July - checked out a brewery just outside Atlanta called pontoon brewery- wasn’t bad - didn’t get any atl bbq tho
Well if I'd have known would definitely have tried to meet up with you. Guess that's what I get for not being around.1 -
watch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »watch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »
Dude I was in Atlanta in July - checked out a brewery just outside Atlanta called pontoon brewery- wasn’t bad - didn’t get any atl bbq tho
Well if I'd have known would definitely have tried to meet up with you. Guess that's what I get for not being around.
Next time around my friend
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watch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »watch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »
Dude I was in Atlanta in July - checked out a brewery just outside Atlanta called pontoon brewery- wasn’t bad - didn’t get any atl bbq tho
Well if I'd have known would definitely have tried to meet up with you. Guess that's what I get for not being around.
Next time around my friend
Give him a big wet kiss from me
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »watch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »watch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »
Dude I was in Atlanta in July - checked out a brewery just outside Atlanta called pontoon brewery- wasn’t bad - didn’t get any atl bbq tho
Well if I'd have known would definitely have tried to meet up with you. Guess that's what I get for not being around.
Next time around my friend
Give him a big wet kiss from me
And what's stopping you? 🤔 🤨😙1 -
When he’s too tall to be boy band material4
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Taking your dog EVERYWHERE you go, even on a date…1
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When she constantly tells me I make her self conscious because I'm getting in shape and and lift weights😑5
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Blaming me for a ticket they got when I was simply just sitting in the car with them when it happened.0
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a preoccupation with backdoors3
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When she tells me my puns and dad jokes are lame… when I know they are funny and entertaining2
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itsjustme1984 wrote: »When she tells me my puns and dad jokes are lame… when I know they are funny and entertaining
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuLL_lPvvuE 0 -
When I know the ending to the story three minutes before they stop speaking1
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »When I know the ending to the story three minutes before they stop speaking
I completely understand.
All of my stories ends with:
" Rectum !?? .... Damn Near Killed'em!!! "2 -
So when I was a teenager I worked in a Christian bookstore and I have this habit of saying kiss you I hardly know you whenever somebody asks for a tissue and I said it at that bookstore and the assistant manager who was also a stodgy elder of the church got very upset that people would think he was acting inappropriately because I said kiss you I hardly know you and how awesome is it that I was so relatively sheltered for a portion of my life that that never occurred to me.Motorsheen wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »When I know the ending to the story three minutes before they stop speaking
I completely understand.
All of my stories ends with:
" Rectum !?? .... Damn Near Killed'em!!! "
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Well I'll ,,be kiss you I hardly know you1
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »
So when I was a teenager I worked in a Christian bookstore and I have this habit of saying kiss you I hardly know you whenever somebody asks for a tissue and I said it at that bookstore and the assistant manager who was also a stodgy elder of the church got very upset that people would think he was acting inappropriately because I said kiss you I hardly know you and how awesome is it that I was so relatively sheltered for a portion of my life that that never occurred to me.Motorsheen wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »When I know the ending to the story three minutes before they stop speaking
I completely understand.
All of my stories ends with:
" Rectum !?? .... Damn Near Killed'em!!! "
I'm willing to bet that the assistant manager / church elder never had himself a full frontal hug with a proper reach-around.
.... probably just one of those church lady, sideways, hip-hugs.... and obviously, without a discreet, casual, side-boob brush-up against.1 -
Your familiarity with the culture is impressive.Motorsheen wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
So when I was a teenager I worked in a Christian bookstore and I have this habit of saying kiss you I hardly know you whenever somebody asks for a tissue and I said it at that bookstore and the assistant manager who was also a stodgy elder of the church got very upset that people would think he was acting inappropriately because I said kiss you I hardly know you and how awesome is it that I was so relatively sheltered for a portion of my life that that never occurred to me.Motorsheen wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »When I know the ending to the story three minutes before they stop speaking
I completely understand.
All of my stories ends with:
" Rectum !?? .... Damn Near Killed'em!!! "
I'm willing to bet that the assistant manager / church elder never had himself a full frontal hug with a proper reach-around.
.... probably just one of those church lady, sideways, hip-hugs.... and obviously, without a discreet, casual, side-boob brush-up against.
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »
Your familiarity with the culture is impressive.Motorsheen wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
So when I was a teenager I worked in a Christian bookstore and I have this habit of saying kiss you I hardly know you whenever somebody asks for a tissue and I said it at that bookstore and the assistant manager who was also a stodgy elder of the church got very upset that people would think he was acting inappropriately because I said kiss you I hardly know you and how awesome is it that I was so relatively sheltered for a portion of my life that that never occurred to me.Motorsheen wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »When I know the ending to the story three minutes before they stop speaking
I completely understand.
All of my stories ends with:
" Rectum !?? .... Damn Near Killed'em!!! "
I'm willing to bet that the assistant manager / church elder never had himself a full frontal hug with a proper reach-around.
.... probably just one of those church lady, sideways, hip-hugs.... and obviously, without a discreet, casual, side-boob brush-up against.
I kinda get around.
* shrug
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When they sob uncontrollably without a single tear falling from them lying eyes
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