We broke up because...

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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    He made me sleep inside the dryer
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    💃🏼 She didn’t like my Pine-Sol dance!! 😂
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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    @Sweet_A wrote: »
    💃🏼 She didn’t like my Pine-Sol dance!! 😂
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    😂🤣😂 love it!

    She poisoned me with dairy 🍦😲
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She gave the dairy to me 😱
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    She drank the dairy! 🫣
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  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,984 Member
    She refused to take the Christmas tree down - wanted to leave it up until Easter
  • I_AM_ISRAEL
    I_AM_ISRAEL Posts: 160 Member
    He was my my chicks boss
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,984 Member
    He had me confused with his chick's boss
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She drank all the coffee while watching me put the Christmas tree away.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,984 Member
    We got back together after she put away the Christmas tree 😊... then broke up because she replaced my favourite coffee with decaf 😉
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I discovered she was cheating on me with the same feline I was cheating on her with. 😯
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,687 Member
    She was carrying a torch for an old giraffe shaped flame
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    Gave me a broom for my birthday 🧹😤
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Kept flying around the room on a broom
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He ate the ears off of all my chocolate bunnies!! Everyone knows that is the best part! 😭
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    She slapped me so hard my eyelashes came off!!😵
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    edited April 2023
    Your natural ones are better / prettier anyways 🥰

    But I cannot put up with lipstick kiss marks on the mirror. Do you know how hard they are to scrub off???
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    She’d make me wear the wrong shade of lipstick, a hardness and a leash 😂
  • PurpleBerry0089
    PurpleBerry0089 Posts: 32 Member
    She didn’t have the equipment I needed
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
    She ate my French fries and didn't share hers
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,747 Member
    They expected me to share :(
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,181 Member
    She gave me a box of chocolates, but then ate them all!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She gave me a heart shaped box filled with celery sticks for Valentine’s Day
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She fed the dozen red roses I gave her for Valentine's Day to her pet goat
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He abbreviated everything and it caused some miscommunication 😳
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,181 Member
    She'd get mad whenever I'd use contractions. Is not it proper English?
  • MtnRunng
    MtnRunng Posts: 466 Member
    The tofu patty melt
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He was always falling asleep too early
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,181 Member
    I fell asleep and left her tofu cooking in the oven.. oops!
  • Corina1143
    Corina1143 Posts: 4,744 Member
    When I got up to go to the kitchen to get my evening snack--celery and carrots-- he said he brought home a lemon meringue pie and a tuxedo cake. Would I please bring him some of each? I did. Pie in his face. Cake on his head. He's gone.

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