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  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,523 Member
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    One of my favourite childhood memories was making sandcastles with my grandfather, until my grandma took the urn off me.
  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    If you worry about having enough money to pay bills you probably arent poor. Being truly poor is when you wish you had bills to worry about.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,493 Member
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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,493 Member
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    It’s completely within your power to stop it from happening.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    Marry a man who is willing to do the paperwork you don’t want to do.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,010 Member
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    Can we stop pretending like it doesn’t matter which way money faces anymore
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited April 2023
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    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Can we stop pretending like it doesn’t matter which way money faces anymore

    It may not be much but they’re lined up like good little soldiers
    ezehswdpcu83.jpeg


    Eta: now I have to disinfect my hands and my desk
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
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    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Can we stop pretending like it doesn’t matter which way money faces anymore
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Can we stop pretending like it doesn’t matter which way money faces anymore

    It may not be much but they’re lined up like good little soldiers
    ezehswdpcu83.jpeg


    Eta: now I have to disinfect my hands and my desk

    I treasure you both
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,591 Member
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    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Can we stop pretending like it doesn’t matter which way money faces anymore

    It may not be much but they’re lined up like good little soldiers
    ezehswdpcu83.jpeg


    Eta: now I have to disinfect my hands and my desk

    Or go to a strip club.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    glassyo wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Can we stop pretending like it doesn’t matter which way money faces anymore

    It may not be much but they’re lined up like good little soldiers
    ezehswdpcu83.jpeg


    Eta: now I have to disinfect my hands and my desk

    Or go to a strip club.

    Do they still work that way? I would’ve thought in the 20 years since I’ve been to one that the technology would have changed
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,506 Member
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    Use your paper money while is still valid...or so I've heard
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,010 Member
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    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Can we stop pretending like it doesn’t matter which way money faces anymore

    It may not be much but they’re lined up like good little soldiers
    ezehswdpcu83.jpeg


    Eta: now I have to disinfect my hands and my desk

    Well it comes out of the machine all helter skelter. WTH. Sad part is…not even my money. I was cashing a check for one of my kids. I should at least take a service fee. Or straightening fee.

    I hope you got all the contaminants off.
    💩💦🚬💨🌭🍺🦶🏽👟🩲🪳🐀🌋💊💣🩸🦠💉🧪🍼
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,010 Member
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    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Can we stop pretending like it doesn’t matter which way money faces anymore
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Can we stop pretending like it doesn’t matter which way money faces anymore

    It may not be much but they’re lined up like good little soldiers
    ezehswdpcu83.jpeg


    Eta: now I have to disinfect my hands and my desk

    I treasure you both
    🥰🥰
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,493 Member
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    Love how MFP has the time and ability to close down threads but can’t seem to fix all the glitches.
    I pay for this ****, make it work!
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,591 Member
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    I was reading the forum guidelines in said closed thread and what if you DO talk like that in front of your boss and in public??? :)
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,493 Member
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    When I was a kid most of my friends lived in my neighborhood and we all went to the same elementary.
    We would have many slumber parties.
    That was a big thing for girls to do back then.
    First girl to fall asleep got her bra frozen.
    In my group of friends there was one girl who had a kinda rough home-life.
    Dad in jail, mom overworked, lots of siblings getting pregnant etc..
    Anyway, every time we had a slumber party we would end up spending copious amount of time trying to talk this girl out of the locked bathroom or get her to stop crying or some other catastrophe.
    She always managed to be the
    center of attention.

    Story over
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
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    I was addicted to soap but I’m clean now
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,493 Member
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    disclaimer: does not apply to all families

    If you’re the smartest person in your family, be careful.
    Once they realize that they’ll expect you to solve all their problems.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,523 Member
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    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    disclaimer: does not apply to all families

    If you’re the smartest person in your family, be careful.
    Once they realize that they’ll expect you to solve all their problems.

    I'm not the smartest, I still feel honoured when someone in my family asks for my opinion. Especially my children, I want them to surpass me in every way possible. If they are better people than me there is hope!

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