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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Puts a sock on her snake because it gets cold
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She purrs loudly when being petted .. oh wait, its supposed to be a lie 🤔😂
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She’s an opossum midwife. One day after her lunch break she went back to a birthing mama. Cheeto dust still on her hands. After suctioning one baby out of the womb and catching all the others she gave them all a Cheeto infection. Yes, she got fired.
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,460 Member
    You know all those muscles? Flesh colored silly putty.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her birth name was Bob
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She imports chewing tobacco from America 😬
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She has a bald Cat called muffy. 😄
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Cat's cat was named after her college days nickname 😹
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    Her last name is Bologna because she’s French.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    She enjoys a good fried bologna sandwich with a glass of wine every night before bed.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She refuses to eat anything green or brown. Those colours remind her of her pet toad, Prince, who died in 1989. 😢
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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She’s the proud owner of 7 parrots that she’s named after the Snow White dwarves. They’re her only real life companions and she refuses to speak to anyone else.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    😑

    Is out and about in a star spangled bikini top and cut-offs right this very minute
  • ElainaVonHausen
    ElainaVonHausen Posts: 41 Member
    Has a tendency to regularly mimic the same grooming behaviors as her cat. The neighbors have repeatedly asked her to go groom herself in her home rather than doing it on their lawn for everyone to see.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Practices yodeling each time a telemarketer calls
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Believes that Elvis is still alive and is working in Las Vegas as an Elvis impersonator
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He likes to wear thigh high boots to work, says it makes him feel sexy
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She hates the taste of peppermint. She won’t even brush her teeth because she says it makes her gag.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She has a full back tattoo of Willie Nelson
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Collects ladybug carcasses
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Enjoys eating peanut butter & mayo banana sandwiches
  • margaretlunan2
    margaretlunan2 Posts: 864 Member
    is a star on naked and afraid
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    margaretlunan2 wrote: »
    is a star on naked and afraid

    Watching that show rn😆

    Enjoys setting up picnics for the neighborhood cats
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Dresses as a cat furry so she can attend the picnics.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Is getting "giraffe" spots tattooed over her entire body
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Is terrified of the color green. He can’t go outside unless the grass is brown or snow covered.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Is planning to fake her own kidnapping once she’s got enough snacks packed…it’s taking weeks to accumulate them all
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She has a stash of her special "catnip" in every room in her house.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Has a Tickle Me Elmo doll in the passenger seat of his car. It’s all buckled in and don’t you dare try calling shotgun.

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