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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    edited July 2023
    Lunchable
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    Where are the Oreos?

    I ate them all last night so they wouldn’t tempt me today
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,873 Member
    Lunchable
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    Where are the Oreos?

    That looks really good but yeah! Important question!
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    On my way to Starbucks this morning I saw a man trying to sweep up water from the street. So far as I can tell, he was very minimally successful.
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    Lunchable
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    Where are the Oreos?

    I ate them all last night so they wouldn’t tempt me today

    This is actually my binge mindset.. "Hey, I am doing this for your health buddy"
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,710 Member
    Lunchable
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    Where are the Oreos?

    I ate them all last night so they wouldn’t tempt me today

    😂 makes perfect sense
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Lunchable
    elo0an69ya2a.jpeg

    Where are the Oreos?

    I ate them all last night so they wouldn’t tempt me today

    This is actually my binge mindset.. "Hey, I am doing this for your health buddy"
    Lunchable
    elo0an69ya2a.jpeg

    Where are the Oreos?

    I ate them all last night so they wouldn’t tempt me today

    😂 makes perfect sense

    Thank you. It’s nice to be appreciated

  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    edited July 2023
    glassyo wrote: »
    Lunchable
    elo0an69ya2a.jpeg

    Where are the Oreos?

    That looks really good but yeah! Important question!

    tbh The onion could’ve been chopped smaller. I need to have to have a word with my sous chef
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    On my way to Starbucks this morning I saw a man trying to sweep up water from the street. So far as I can tell, he was very minimally successful.

    My German grandmother used to scrub the stoop at least once a week. I would never do that. It would cut into my sitting around time
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    On my way to Starbucks this morning I saw a man trying to sweep up water from the street. So far as I can tell, he was very minimally successful.

    My German grandmother used to scrub the stoop at least once a week. I would never do that. It would cut into my sitting around time

    Scrubbing with water and soap, though? That makes sense.

    This was purely an attempt to sweep the water up and into the dust bin
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    I only like oreos if they're in ice cream or in the middle of my slutty brownies
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    I only like oreos if they're in ice cream or in the middle of my slutty brownies
    What makes your brownies so promiscuous?
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  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    edited July 2023
    I only like oreos if they're in ice cream or in the middle of my slutty brownies
    What makes your brownies so promiscuous?

    I'm trying to think of how to explain this without getting a warning.

    ...because you're doing three deserts at the same time. Chocolate chip cookies + oreos + brownies.
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    I only like oreos if they're in ice cream or in the middle of my slutty brownies

    What's a slutty brownie? And where do I find this?

    https://www.justsotasty.com/slutty-brownies/ ! They're amazing.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    I only like oreos if they're in ice cream or in the middle of my slutty brownies
    What makes your brownies so promiscuous?

    I'm trying to think of how to explain this without getting a warning.

    ...because you're doing three deserts at the same time. Chocolate chip cookies + oreos + brownies.
    Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    I only like oreos if they're in ice cream or in the middle of my slutty brownies
    What makes your brownies so promiscuous?

    I'm trying to think of how to explain this without getting a warning.

    ...because you're doing three deserts at the same time. Chocolate chip cookies + oreos + brownies.

    Explain again but more slowly.
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    I only like oreos if they're in ice cream or in the middle of my slutty brownies
    What makes your brownies so promiscuous?

    I'm trying to think of how to explain this without getting a warning.

    ...because you're doing three deserts at the same time. Chocolate chip cookies + oreos + brownies.

    Explain again but more slowly.

    Where's the voice thread when you need it
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    The Egyptian‘s believed the most significant thing you could do in your life is die
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    siwsi
    No, we don’t. Those rights are being systematically taken away by a bunch of wingnuts
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    Preach!
    It’s so weird hearing friendliness come out of that face😂
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    Preach!
    It’s so weird hearing friendliness come out of that face😂

    Does she strike you as a *kitten*?

    I mean she could crack a smile
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    I’d like the borax people to get off my FYP
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    I've always wanted to know what exactly is in that glass on @cowsfan12's pp

    I know but he told me not to tell you