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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Buys purses on a whim…the fewer the pockets the better
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She has never learned how to tie a shoe
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Has a pet turtle named Bob. He takes him on walks. He can’t figure out why the calories aren’t burning away.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Her imaginary friends have forgotten her name...
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He doesn’t exist. He’s just an imaginary friend of mine.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    They knit sexy undies and sell them on etsy
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Helps model PD's sexy knitted undies on Etsy
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Eats a lemon popsicle after every workout to rehydrate
  • Bigjuicy2point0
    Bigjuicy2point0 Posts: 926 Member
    Wrestles cougars on youtube
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Once held the record for most hardboiled eggs eaten in 10 minutes...
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited August 2023
    Hasn’t showered since ‘94. A wash cloth, some water, and a dab of cologne and he thinks he’s good to go.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Enjoys listening to Yoko Ono albums at maximum volume
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited August 2023
    He took his Cabbage Patch Doll adoption seriously. Little Nancy is now 35 and still lives with him.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She hates when I call her Little Nancy
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He only has one toe. He paints the nail bright red and takes photos for foot fetishists. He’s making a fortune 🤑
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She has a foot fetish and spends hundreds every month on "Only Feet"
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,747 Member
    Is really 19
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Spends evenings knitting hammocks for bananas
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,747 Member
    Loves getting their nails painted
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Once went to dinner with Joey Chestnut
  • TamraLynn78
    TamraLynn78 Posts: 307 Member
    He consults his cats when making major life decisions. Strangely it’s worked out quite well for him
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She was once a finalist for Queen of the Roadkill Cook-Off Festival
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Enjoys a little pickleball but with real pickles. Afterwards a pickle juice to quench his thirst.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    edited December 2023
    She invented the doggie dust cover (patent pending)
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,747 Member
    He loves Justin Bieber
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Has never used indoor plumbing
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Uses old torn up t-shirts for toilet paper. He gathers all the dirty ones at the end of the week and hand washes them. 😖