Say it here...

glassyo · February 12

THANK GOD the boss' girl friend had to come by and wanted to take cookies to his mother. He STILL hadn't opened either of the boxes he bought so now I won't be Trefoil free.

emgracewrites · February 13

My brain: 5 hours of sleep is plenty when you have a busy work day followed by 3 hours of night class

Me, struggling when I’m only 1/3 of the way through tonight’s class: 😴.

I took this class so I could pursue a new career but now I’m not sure it’s the right career path for me. Which leaves me exactly where I was before the class started, just with less money in my bank account.

hannabrant · February 13

I’m just tired.

itchmyTwitch · February 13

a good schtuppin

PlentyofProtein00 · February 15

itchmyTwitch wrote: »

Hyyy,
I was going to text but I don’t think I can sustain a conversation. It would be pretty dry

This is why I'm not dating.

itchmyTwitch · February 15

Ya think valentines chocolate is on sale?

itchmyTwitch · February 15

Conversation with my sister

cowsfan12 · February 15

itchmyTwitch wrote: »

Conversation with my sister

False - wallet stays dat BECAUSE. He shops at dollar tree 🙌 - ever heard of the millionaire next door - only rappers be trying the flex on em yo 😂

itchmyTwitch · February 15

cowsfan12 wrote: »

itchmyTwitch wrote: »

Conversation with my sister

False - wallet stays dat BECAUSE. He shops at dollar tree 🙌 - ever heard of the millionaire next door - only rappers be trying the flex on em yo 😂

Thank you for restoring my hope 😁

itchmyTwitch · February 15

Sailors can put their hands in their pockets

This_far · February 16

itchmyTwitch wrote: »

Sailors can put their hands in their pockets

Someone will find work for you if you do. Always a bilge that needs to be cleaned

itchmyTwitch · February 16

This_far wrote: »

itchmyTwitch wrote: »

Sailors can put their hands in their pockets

Someone will find work for you if you do. Always a bilge that needs to be cleaned

🤣

itchmyTwitch · February 16

This_far wrote: »

itchmyTwitch wrote: »

Sailors can put their hands in their pockets

Someone will find work for you if you do. Always a bilge that needs to be cleaned

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR3uBWsj/

This_far · February 16

itchmyTwitch wrote: »

This_far wrote: »

itchmyTwitch wrote: »

Sailors can put their hands in their pockets

Someone will find work for you if you do. Always a bilge that needs to be cleaned

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR3uBWsj/

I helped keep the world safe for democracy one coat of black paint after another. That submarine glistened. Honestly was so low on the totem pole I always tried to look busy. Carry a bucket or tool bag. My boat is homeported in Guam now.

itchmyTwitch · February 16

This_far wrote: »

itchmyTwitch wrote: »

This_far wrote: »

itchmyTwitch wrote: »

Sailors can put their hands in their pockets

Someone will find work for you if you do. Always a bilge that needs to be cleaned

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR3uBWsj/

I helped keep the world safe for democracy one coat of black paint after another. That submarine glistened. Honestly was so low on the totem pole I always tried to look busy. Carry a bucket or tool bag. My boat is homeported in Guam now.

It has to be better than Groton

eatpolerepeat · February 22

Ewwww

itchmyTwitch · February 23

Traditionally they join you once you embark upon the hero’s journey

Alinouveau2 · February 23

Ouch

lbrockman2197 · February 23

I like badonkadonk

cowsfan12 · February 23

lbrockman2197 wrote: »

I like badonkadonk

Of the honky Tonk variety- or just any run of the mill badonkadonk??

itchmyTwitch · February 23

Quantity AND quality

cowsfan12 · February 23

itchmyTwitch wrote: »

Quantity AND quality

Yes - yes I am 😎

itchmyTwitch · February 23

cowsfan12 wrote: »

itchmyTwitch wrote: »

Quantity AND quality

Yes - yes I am 😎

Indeed 🫦

itchmyTwitch · February 24

hyyy,
another lifetime maybe

PlentyofProtein00 · February 26

Another day another dollar

PlentyofProtein00 · February 26

I'll tell it to you like this

itchmyTwitch · February 26

weakness: chris stevens, fictional dj

itchmyTwitch · February 27

hyyy,
You know I think you have a hot little body and I like working out with you but the next time you turn on the heat in the middle of my workout, I’m going to sit on you and force feed you iron tablets

itchmyTwitch · February 29

hyyy
Thinking of you

itchmyTwitch · February 29

not fond of the morning vibe but it’s getting done

Say it here...

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