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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    I came, I saw, I got the T-shirt
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    hyyy,

    Don't be discouraged. Keep on going. Keep being yourself. ❤️
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    humor
  • LilithReigns
    LilithReigns Posts: 225 Member
    Not sure if a hook up, food, or a nap is what I need. Maybe all three. Today has been a day.....
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    hyyy,
    tbh I don't know anyone else with the audacity to talk like you
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,716 Member
    Guess I need to put pants on
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,689 Member
    Alinouveau2 wrote: »
    Guess I need to put pants on

    I always say “pants optional”
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,716 Member
    W des up not needing pants....phew
  • Martuna_Sandwich
    Martuna_Sandwich Posts: 15 Member
    Take your time, but hurry up.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Why does that seem sooo familiar...wtf
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Wow your username is literally what our nicknames were
  • ElMeroKeeQue
    ElMeroKeeQue Posts: 546 Member
    artsrule wrote: »
    ElMeroKeeQue wrote: »
    He’s as tough as woodpecker lips.

    I've not heard this euphemism before! Wonder where it originated.

    I heard it twice in the same day. The first time was during a six nations rugby match and the second time was later that evening during a UFC match. My life hasn’t been the same since.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    nt7b42552m9h.gif
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,891 Member
    My Temu orders have doubled in price. I try to keep them around $20 but I need things that are more expensive now. (Not the sports bra I just bought that I hope is all it's cracked up to be. How could I say no to $3.07 for a freakin' bra?!)
  • Hangrycatapilar
    Hangrycatapilar Posts: 56 Member
    Country music.. who would have thought it 🤯
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    typical
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,716 Member
    and that's a permanent delete!
    Enjoy your pitiful life loser
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    It's because it got a lil cranky & who needs it
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,891 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

    I apologize to inanimate objects so....
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

    I apologize to inanimate objects so....

    Sorry, coatrack. I didn't see you there.
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,891 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

    I apologize to inanimate objects so....

    Sorry, coatrack. I didn't see you there.

    My coworker put a Santa Clause mat in front of his office door and I felt so bad walking over him, I absolutely apologized out loud :)

    He's still there actually.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Do y'all ever apologize to the FBI for the dark humor in your text messages? Like, "sorry, Agent. Just kidding."

    I apologize to inanimate objects so....

    Sorry, coatrack. I didn't see you there.

    My coworker put a Santa Clause mat in front of his office door and I felt so bad walking over him, I absolutely apologized out loud :)

    He's still there actually.

    😂❤️ i love this
  • LauraLake_Luna
    LauraLake_Luna Posts: 45 Member
    Lol, I have live videos of me apologizing to the trees because I accidentally broke a tiny branch while talking with my hands. 😅 The live comments were funny as the watched me say sorry to plants. 🌳🌲
  • LauraLake_Luna
    LauraLake_Luna Posts: 45 Member
    Vent time:

    Dear dude man,
    We were the best tenants you've ever had. You lied and kept my money but guess what? We have a house now & I hope the next tenants you get give you back the energy you put out.

    I am taking this moment to forgive myself for spending so much thought & energy on you. The real estate in my mind is something you can no longer rent out. You have been renovicted. My desires are more important & more valuable.

    Good Day Sir!
    ~end rant~
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Wwwoow, well first, I can say that's not how you do it😂😂😂
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    You should show us 😁😅
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    I'll hold your monkey for you
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    Abraham Piper says irregardless is a portmanteau of irrespective and regardless and that all three are synonyms.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    I'll hold my tongue for you

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