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itchmyTwitch wrote: »___Soundwave___ wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
“It’s hotter than a sheriffs pistol”
“Fair to midland”
I think it's "fair to middlin'" which is still pretty weird.
I love these. Got any more?
Cut the power on.
I'm fixing to leave. I'll be there directly.
I'm mashing the button but it don't work.
Not that coke. The other coke. The sprite.
It might could rain. But again it could be blowing up a storm.
<-Well I'm fine as frogs hair.
->Must be nice. I'm tolerable well.
He's in tall cotton. I'm broke as the ten commandments.
❤️😂❤️😂 these are so good
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your *** is grass and I'm the lawnmower
Cruisin for a bruisin
Real as a three dollar bill
I'll give you something to cry about
One lies and the other swears to it
Dry it up
I reckon so
Chit or get off the pot
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
Gotta piss like a Russian race horse
After a fashion1 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »___Soundwave___ wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
“It’s hotter than a sheriffs pistol”
“Fair to midland”
I think it's "fair to middlin'" which is still pretty weird.
I love these. Got any more?
Cut the power on.
I'm fixing to leave. I'll be there directly.
I'm mashing the button but it don't work.
Not that coke. The other coke. The sprite.
It might could rain. But again it could be blowing up a storm.
<-Well I'm fine as frogs hair.
->Must be nice. I'm tolerable well.
He's in tall cotton. I'm broke as the ten commandments.
❤️😂❤️😂 these are so good
_______________________________
your *** is grass and I'm the lawnmower
Cruisin for a bruisin
Real as a three dollar bill
I'll give you something to cry about
One lies and the other swears to it
Dry it up
I reckon so
Chit or get off the pot
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
Gotta piss like a Russian race horse
After a fashion
Oooooohhhh a couple of those are old favorites0 -
That and fifty cents will get me on the subway. (I'm so old I remember subway tokens.)0
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »That and fifty cents will get me on the subway. (I'm so old I remember subway tokens.)
You gotta quarter? I gotta call my mom1 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »That and fifty cents will get me on the subway. (I'm so old I remember subway tokens.)
You gotta quarter? I gotta call my mom
Here's a dime, call someone who cares
Or
Drop a dime on him
(So old!)
What's the four one one?1 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »___Soundwave___ wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
“It’s hotter than a sheriffs pistol”
“Fair to midland”
I think it's "fair to middlin'" which is still pretty weird.
I love these. Got any more?
Cut the power on.
I'm fixing to leave. I'll be there directly.
I'm mashing the button but it don't work.
Not that coke. The other coke. The sprite.
It might could rain. But again it could be blowing up a storm.
<-Well I'm fine as frogs hair.
->Must be nice. I'm tolerable well.
He's in tall cotton. I'm broke as the ten commandments.
❤️😂❤️😂 these are so good
_______________________________
your *** is grass and I'm the lawnmower
Cruisin for a bruisin
Real as a three dollar bill
I'll give you something to cry about
One lies and the other swears to it
Dry it up
I reckon so
Chit or get off the pot
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
Gotta piss like a Russian race horse
After a fashion
Oooooohhhh a couple of those are old favorites
Lord willing and the creek don’t rise
Wake up boy - you’re not gonna sleep the day away
Colder than a witches tit
Up chit creek without a paddle
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »___Soundwave___ wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
“It’s hotter than a sheriffs pistol”
“Fair to midland”
I think it's "fair to middlin'" which is still pretty weird.
I love these. Got any more?
Cut the power on.
I'm fixing to leave. I'll be there directly.
I'm mashing the button but it don't work.
Not that coke. The other coke. The sprite.
It might could rain. But again it could be blowing up a storm.
<-Well I'm fine as frogs hair.
->Must be nice. I'm tolerable well.
He's in tall cotton. I'm broke as the ten commandments.
❤️😂❤️😂 these are so good
_______________________________
your *** is grass and I'm the lawnmower
Cruisin for a bruisin
Real as a three dollar bill
I'll give you something to cry about
One lies and the other swears to it
Dry it up
I reckon so
Chit or get off the pot
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
Gotta piss like a Russian race horse
After a fashion
Oooooohhhh a couple of those are old favorites
Lord willing and the creek don’t rise
Wake up boy - you’re not gonna sleep the day away
Colder than a witches tit
Up chit creek without a paddle
Strong as an ox and almost as smart0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »___Soundwave___ wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
“It’s hotter than a sheriffs pistol”
“Fair to midland”
I think it's "fair to middlin'" which is still pretty weird.
I love these. Got any more?
Cut the power on.
I'm fixing to leave. I'll be there directly.
I'm mashing the button but it don't work.
Not that coke. The other coke. The sprite.
It might could rain. But again it could be blowing up a storm.
<-Well I'm fine as frogs hair.
->Must be nice. I'm tolerable well.
He's in tall cotton. I'm broke as the ten commandments.
❤️😂❤️😂 these are so good
_______________________________
your *** is grass and I'm the lawnmower
Cruisin for a bruisin
Real as a three dollar bill
I'll give you something to cry about
One lies and the other swears to it
Dry it up
I reckon so
Chit or get off the pot
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
Gotta piss like a Russian race horse
After a fashion
Oooooohhhh a couple of those are old favorites
Lord willing and the creek don’t rise
Wake up boy - you’re not gonna sleep the day away
Colder than a witches tit
Up chit creek without a paddle
Strong as an ox and almost as smart
Or how about this euphemism for an abuser: "he's a little free with his hands."0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »___Soundwave___ wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
“It’s hotter than a sheriffs pistol”
“Fair to midland”
I think it's "fair to middlin'" which is still pretty weird.
I love these. Got any more?
Cut the power on.
I'm fixing to leave. I'll be there directly.
I'm mashing the button but it don't work.
Not that coke. The other coke. The sprite.
It might could rain. But again it could be blowing up a storm.
<-Well I'm fine as frogs hair.
->Must be nice. I'm tolerable well.
He's in tall cotton. I'm broke as the ten commandments.
❤️😂❤️😂 these are so good
_______________________________
your *** is grass and I'm the lawnmower
Cruisin for a bruisin
Real as a three dollar bill
I'll give you something to cry about
One lies and the other swears to it
Dry it up
I reckon so
Chit or get off the pot
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
Gotta piss like a Russian race horse
After a fashion
Oooooohhhh a couple of those are old favorites
Lord willing and the creek don’t rise
Wake up boy - you’re not gonna sleep the day away
Colder than a witches tit
Up chit creek without a paddle
Strong as an ox and almost as smart
Or how about this euphemism for an abuser: "he's a little free with his hands."
Shut the door - we ain’t cooling the outside
Your daddy wasn’t a widow maker - get out from front of the tv
Go change the channel
Oh I was fit to be tied
I’m Sweatin like a *kitten* In church
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »___Soundwave___ wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
“It’s hotter than a sheriffs pistol”
“Fair to midland”
I think it's "fair to middlin'" which is still pretty weird.
I love these. Got any more?
Cut the power on.
I'm fixing to leave. I'll be there directly.
I'm mashing the button but it don't work.
Not that coke. The other coke. The sprite.
It might could rain. But again it could be blowing up a storm.
<-Well I'm fine as frogs hair.
->Must be nice. I'm tolerable well.
He's in tall cotton. I'm broke as the ten commandments.
❤️😂❤️😂 these are so good
_______________________________
your *** is grass and I'm the lawnmower
Cruisin for a bruisin
Real as a three dollar bill
I'll give you something to cry about
One lies and the other swears to it
Dry it up
I reckon so
Chit or get off the pot
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
Gotta piss like a Russian race horse
After a fashion
Oooooohhhh a couple of those are old favorites
Lord willing and the creek don’t rise
Wake up boy - you’re not gonna sleep the day away
Colder than a witches tit
Up chit creek without a paddle
Strong as an ox and almost as smart
Or how about this euphemism for an abuser: "he's a little free with his hands."
Shut the door - we ain’t cooling the outside
Your daddy wasn’t a widow maker - get out from front of the tv
Go change the channel
Oh I was fit to be tied
I’m Sweatin like a *kitten* In church
The last time I heard that I was riding my dinosaur
Oh &
Money doesn't grow on trees
AND
What comes around goes around & payback is a *kitten*1 -
And if someone could explain
"Flew off the handle"1 -
He’s as tough as woodpecker lips.1
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ElMeroKeeQue wrote: »He’s as tough as woodpecker lips.
Never heard that one - it was always ‘tough as nails’0 -
"The cobbler's children go barefoot."
My family used this expression to describe someone with misplaced priorities. A person who takes care of everything but their own responsibilities. Like the guy who cleans the church and volunteers but gives nothing of himself to his wife & kids. Because we were New Yorkers we sometimes said shoemaker instead of cobbler.1 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »"The cobbler's children go barefoot."
My family used this expression to describe someone with misplaced priorities. A person who takes care of everything but their own responsibilities. Like the guy who cleans the church and volunteers but gives nothing of himself to his wife & kids. Because we were New Yorkers we sometimes said shoemaker instead of cobbler.
Pigs get fed hogs get slaughtered-1 -
ElMeroKeeQue wrote: »He’s as tough as woodpecker lips.
I've not heard this euphemism before! Wonder where it originated.0 -
"It'll feel better when it quits hurting" my dad said this all the time and it'd make my sister furious, but it's so true lol
I'll give you something to cry about was another one
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I see it was already mentioned lol0
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ElMeroKeeQue wrote: »He’s as tough as woodpecker lips. [/quote
But a woodpecker doesn’t have lips 😁1 -
I can’t even remember why I came here now … where’s my bed 🛌0
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