Drunk Texting

_beachgirl_
_beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
What's the funniest/worst thing you've ever drunk texted someone?

I wasn't drunk which makes this worse, but I texted something to my bf that was meant for my ex-husband! Yikes!
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  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
    bump; this could get interesting....
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    sadly, can never remember...... like because I don't remember writing it to begin with. This has also happened on Facebook and I'm sure on here, too....
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    I've drunk texted someone recently, and they didn't know what I said. It was pretty funny the next day when I read it :)
  • rainunrefined
    rainunrefined Posts: 850 Member
    I dont remember... :drinker:
  • voluptuous_veggie
    voluptuous_veggie Posts: 476 Member
    I "sexted" my boyfriend, but sent it to my mother! Their names are right next to each other in my phonebook...simple mistake for drunk fingers! Luckily, my mom is awesome and thought it was hilarious...after posting it to FB, of course!
  • sc1572
    sc1572 Posts: 2,309 Member
    Never drunk texted since I don't drink...but I have had some pretty funny ones from family and friends. However, I have sent the wrong text to people! Sent one venting about my mom for my sister, to my mom, and send one about my best friend's surprise birthday party, to my best friend. SUCKED.
  • Whitneylol
    Whitneylol Posts: 244
    I "sexted" my boyfriend, but sent it to my mother! Their names are right next to each other in my phonebook...simple mistake for drunk fingers! Luckily, my mom is awesome and thought it was hilarious...after posting it to FB, of course!

    THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    my husband and I had a spat when we were down in Atlantic City and I said I was going to text my dad asking for a good lawyer - I wrote

    VERBATIM

    "Inn nicking didn't skaneauo shrubs Waukegano"
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    that i fell and broke the toilet.. true story.
  • suzieduh
    suzieduh Posts: 196 Member
    oh why did we invent mobile phones so we could drunk text how much we love our ex-bfs... :sad: :sad: :sad:


    then wake up in the morning and check your sent messages and think 'oh no.....'
  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
    I wasn't drunk, but I can't be bothered to check spelling so I just send texts as they appear, with zero regard to spelling or meaning. So I was sending a text to my wife meaning to say 'You make me smile' but part way through it said' You make of soil' which tickled me, so I sent it. We now text each other 'Make of soil' when we're smiling!
  • lovinlife71
    lovinlife71 Posts: 230
    I "sexted" my boyfriend, but sent it to my mother! Their names are right next to each other in my phonebook...simple mistake for drunk fingers! Luckily, my mom is awesome and thought it was hilarious...after posting it to FB, of course!

    That is HILARIOUS!!!!!!
  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
    my husband and I had a spat when we were down in Atlantic City and I said I was going to text my dad asking for a good lawyer - I wrote

    VERBATIM

    "Inn nicking didn't skaneauo shrubs Waukegano"

    :laugh:


    I just lose all my spelling common sense....I've told people I'm "wtinking ina nest". Who the hell knows what it was suppose to be...I'd had one too many scorpian bowls.
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
    Described in extreme detail (think romance novel detail), what I wanted to do in the bedroom... But sent it to the wrong person.

    Or the time I recapped more than one rendezvous with a former lover (payback's a b*tch!) which my hubby accidentally saw when he grabbed my phone to invite someone over.
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    Haven't done it yet, but I have vicoden now so tonight, IT'S ON *****ES! :drinker:
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    Drunk texting started my relationship basically

    :D
  • TNAJackson
    TNAJackson Posts: 686 Member
    Yikes!! LOL!

    I've actually never drunk texted anyone, but I did a lot of drunk dialing back in the day... the funniest one was, "I'm lost in the woods with only one shoe! Can you come get me?" His reply was, "Where are you?!?!" I said, "I already told you! Lost in the woods!" LMAO! I was SO drunk! My friend lived up in a quiet area with lots of trees. We got hammered and then I tripped and one of my shoes fell off in the middle of the driveway (as long as a street is)! Stumbled into the wooded tree area and called him. LMAO!
  • SunLovin1
    SunLovin1 Posts: 682 Member
    I wasn't drunk, but I have a habit of using the voice-activated text option on my droid. So when my bf texted me asking when I was coming over that night. I thought I responded, "How about six?", but it translated as "How about sex?" :laugh:
  • datguy2011
    datguy2011 Posts: 477 Member
    I text stuff that funny.... but the combination of auto-correct fail... and my slurring my texts...

    lol hahahahah
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    I "sexted" my boyfriend, but sent it to my mother! Their names are right next to each other in my phonebook...simple mistake for drunk fingers! Luckily, my mom is awesome and thought it was hilarious...after posting it to FB, of course!

    My mom would totally do that, too!

    I am more often the recipient of drunk texts and drunk dials - because everyone knows I appreciate them thinking of me when they're out partying :drinker:
  • sblair77
    sblair77 Posts: 355 Member
    Drunk texting started my relationship basically

    :D

    Cheers! Mine too!
  • joakool
    joakool Posts: 434 Member
    These are good! I now realize I must lead a very boring life compared to you guys! LOL.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    I "sexted" my boyfriend, but sent it to my mother! Their names are right next to each other in my phonebook...simple mistake for drunk fingers! Luckily, my mom is awesome and thought it was hilarious...after posting it to FB, of course!
    I did this yesterday!!! Except I sent it to my best friend rather than my mom... Still she felt the need to announce on facebook that I was her bj girl. It was a good laugh.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    I have a friend named Jamie. My ex-non-boyfriend has an ex-wife named Jamie. We had the same phone, I was drunk. And texted her to come hang out with ex-non-boyfriend and I, except that I used his phone so I actually invited his ex-wife to come hang out...it was awkward....
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    Drunk MFP has gotten me more then once...

    where is my martini shaker..
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Oh yes, I used MFP drunk a handful of times...
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    Described in extreme detail (think romance novel detail), what I wanted to do in the bedroom... But sent it to the wrong person.

    Or the time I recapped more than one rendezvous with a former lover (payback's a b*tch!) which my hubby accidentally saw when he grabbed my phone to invite someone over.


    bahahahahahaha, was that second one about the former lover when you sent it to me???
  • getinthedress
    getinthedress Posts: 4
    I text my ex husband i love you when it was ment for my fiance' yikes
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    5 Bottles of wine = Opening my laptop the next morning to see my new profile on a dating website......


    with 37 sent messages....


    Sweet Baby Jesus :noway:
  • NicLiving
    NicLiving Posts: 261 Member
    I "sexted" my boyfriend, but sent it to my mother! Their names are right next to each other in my phonebook...simple mistake for drunk fingers! Luckily, my mom is awesome and thought it was hilarious...after posting it to FB, of course!


    :laugh: ROTFL I would fall out dead if my mother did that. It's great that you & your mom are cool though :flowerforyou:
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