We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 730 Member

    She refused to play word games that rhymed with me

  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 3,200 Member

    His rap career interfered with any normal conversation we tried to have

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 730 Member

    She was not impressed with my lyrical genius

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,249 Member

    He insisted upon referring to himself as the genius between us

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 730 Member

    She didn’t appreciate that my only genius was related to lyrics!!!

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,249 Member

    Even though he called himself a lyrical genius, he refused to serenade me - even on my birthday

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 730 Member

    Every time I sang she put earplugs in

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,249 Member
    edited May 29

    He bought me earplugs for Christmas instead of the earrings that I wanted

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 730 Member

    She refused to embrace the dual purpose earplugs/earrings I bought her for Christmas

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 84 Member

    He expected my female relatives to hug the homemade earrings he made them. I could see hugging him but the earrings??

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,249 Member
    edited May 29

    We never went anywhere alone - he always invited his female relatives to join us - his sister, his aunt, his grandma…

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,246 Member

    Flirted with the guys the whole time on all our girls' nights out!

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 730 Member

    Opted for girls nights out over our dates

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,249 Member
    edited May 30

    The only "dates" we had were of the dried fruit variety

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 730 Member

    She insisted on fruit trays year round

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,249 Member

    He only ate junk food - no fruits or vegetables

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 730 Member

    She considered steak and seafood to be junk food

  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 3,200 Member

    He only bought me steak and seafood when I wanted junk food on road trips

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 730 Member

    She thought I was too cheap when I suggested making our own junk food

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,249 Member

    He took all of my belongings to the junkyard

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 84 Member

    She wanted to frame the first of everything she experienced. The first concert ticket, the wrapper from her first Twinkie, and the gum that was in her mouth the first time we kissed.

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,249 Member

    I never got to see his mouth... or even his face, for that matter

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 84 Member

    I always had to remind her that “my eyes are up here”

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,246 Member

    His eyes were higher on his forehead than the typical person and it made it difficult to make eye contact while conversating… 😬

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,249 Member

    She preferred listening to classical music over conversing with me

  • xxslim_pickinsxx
    xxslim_pickinsxx Posts: 27 Member

    She was always making these distracting word-noises with her mouth while I was obviously busy conducting Vivaldi's Mandolin Concerto

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 730 Member

    She preferred concertos over good ole fashioned concerts 🎶

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,246 Member

    He told me he wanted to take me out to dinner andan Ole fashioned concert …ended up under a bridge, eating canned beans and listening to his buddies playing their harmonicas…😬

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 84 Member

    She had champagne tastes and I had a beer budget

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,249 Member
    edited May 31

    He put us on such a strict budget, I couldn't afford to buy gum anymore

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