We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,639 Member

    She started bringing all kinds of weird cheeses into the house. Gorgonzola wasn't so bad, but when she came home with Limburger, I knew that it was over!

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,534 Member

    I'm totally lactose intolerant and so she really didn't appreciate my cheese and ice cream obsession! 😂

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,639 Member

    No explanation necessary… 😑

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 113 Member

    We never talked about anything

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,639 Member

    He disappeared for days at a time

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,639 Member

    (See what I mean?)

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,534 Member

    She bought me a cross country train ticket for my birthday, and then broke up with me and used the excuse that I'd disappear for days at a time!

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 113 Member

    She insisted on using trains, planes, and automobiles when commuting to work daily. The commute was only 3 miles 🫤

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 113 Member
    https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/comment/48676456#Comment_48676456

    Point taken!!

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,639 Member
    edited July 8
    https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/comment/48677680#Comment_48677680

    He only worked 3 miles away, but it took him 2 hours to return home every night.

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,534 Member

    She didn't like it that my boss asked me to walk him home every night just so that he could drive me home in his 1965 convertible that he was afraid would get stolen if he drove it to work…🤷‍♀️

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 113 Member

    She made up wild stories to avoid time with me

  • _Sweet_
    _Sweet_ Posts: 78 Member

    I asked for quality time, and he gave me sci-fi fan fiction!

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,639 Member

    She wanted to spend "quality time" with other people

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,534 Member

    She said she wanted to spend less quantity time and less quality time with me.🥲

  • _Sweet_
    _Sweet_ Posts: 78 Member

    Turns out I was dating the main character, of a soap opera!

  • Determined_Ella2025
    Determined_Ella2025 Posts: 248 Member

    They tempted me with cupcakes daily.

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,639 Member
    edited July 10

    Kept calling me "cupcake". Figured out it was because she forgot my name!

  • _Sweet_
    _Sweet_ Posts: 78 Member

    She treated excuses like Pokémon!
    Had to catch ’em all!

  • Determined_Ella2025
    Determined_Ella2025 Posts: 248 Member

    Because I started this thread while we were still together 😬😂

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,534 Member

    She still talks to too many exes on Myfitnesspal!

  • Determined_Ella2025
    Determined_Ella2025 Posts: 248 Member

    They dated my ex 😂

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,639 Member

    Told me she wanted to swap rooms. I found out that she really wanted to swap me with someone else!

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,534 Member

    She found out that I rented the series Wife Swap from the library and watched every single show when she wouldn't Swap rooms with me! So embaressing😂

  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,670 Member

    We ran out of things to say, we ran out of things to do but mostly we ran out of time…

  • Determined_Ella2025
    Determined_Ella2025 Posts: 248 Member

    He was obsessed with running, I barely saw him 😂

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 113 Member

    She determined that I was less determined than she wanted me to be so I was kicked to the curb determinedly

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,534 Member

    He was too often determined to annoy me by saying the word determined too many times...

  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,670 Member

    I unnecessarily Capitalized random words, misspelling homophones were two much for her and I inevitably ended almost every sentence with a preposition - I mean, who was I even with?!?!

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,639 Member

    He kept introducing me as his random friend...

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