We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,677 Member

    That was only AFTER she introduced me as her specific enemy…

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,852 Member
    edited July 26

    Said I should be less specific in my dating intentions, and be more open to having random friends!

  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 222 Member

    Wanted an open relationship

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,942 Member

    Everything was always black and white between us - no room for color

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,852 Member

    Got tired of borrowing from my black and white summer capsule wardrobe, and said she's moving on to someone a little more chartreuse and brown...

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,942 Member

    She painted chartreuse hearts on my face while I was sleeping 💚😴

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,852 Member

    She wan't impressed with my career goal to face-paint for a living...

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,952 Member

    They used my priceless Vinyl record Jackets as note pads 😲

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,942 Member

    She disappeared for months at a time

  • 9_Bill_1
    9_Bill_1 Posts: 188 Member

    Said she would wait for me...but now acts like she doesn't know me

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,852 Member

    Arrived in his Uhaul, said we never officially broke up 20 years ago and now he's to move in and get married.

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,942 Member
    edited October 7

    She decided to get married to someone else and didn't even tell me in person - I had to find out in an MFP post along with everyone else

  • 9_Bill_1
    9_Bill_1 Posts: 188 Member

    She was always on MFP and had no time to play Yahtzee with me.

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,942 Member

    He couldn't understand my fascination with Downton Abbey

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,852 Member

    She made my butler with benefits her chauffeur!

  • 9_Bill_1
    9_Bill_1 Posts: 188 Member

    She wanted me to be her butler. W/O benefits

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 952 Member

    she brought the walls down with her snoring

  • 9_Bill_1
    9_Bill_1 Posts: 188 Member

    Constantly referred to me as "she"

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,852 Member

    Didn't specify his pronouns and just expected everone to know because of his chest hair...

  • _Sweet_
    _Sweet_ Posts: 227 Member

    I caught them cheating… with ChatGPT

  • 9_Bill_1
    9_Bill_1 Posts: 188 Member

    Chat GPT was getting jealous and told me to

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,852 Member

    Allowed himself to be micromanaged by chat GPT.

  • _Sweet_
    _Sweet_ Posts: 227 Member

    We tried to do a couples costume for Halloween. They wanted to be a ‘pirate’ and I was like, ‘Who are you even supposed to be?

  • 9_Bill_1
    9_Bill_1 Posts: 188 Member

    She didn't know who Yellowbeard was...

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,952 Member

    He dyed his beard yellow and yellow clashes with my skintone. 🤷‍♀️

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