Stupid questions you hear in prison
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I work in a residential alternative to detention program with juveniles and it seems they have the same questions! The attitudes and questions can be very irritating
Looks like they are getting ready for future life, the questions are all the same. Great, Job security for me...
You definitely have job security with some of my guys.0 -
Hmmmm sorry I know you're not all the same but c'mon, any of us are one decision away from the other side of the fence.
But the difference is that we know not to make the fence jumping decisions!!0 -
haha.............
the inmate/co relationship is something that no one on the outside can really get...............my colleague who started this thread was making light of some of these issues we deal with daily, but for outsiders it is hard to wrap your head around.
For example, last night I watched an inmate die, and was annoyed because I had just heated up my food, and now it was going to get cold. You can't work in a prison and view inmates as people, if you do, you don't belong there. They are to us as corn is to a farmer. Its how you make your money, and nothing more.
There was more before this story, I edited down to the part that was just a little harsh. I can't imagine that viewing people as anything but people is okay.
Then you obviously wouldn't be cut out for that line of work...............0 -
Ok to lighten the mood:
New inmate walks into the office states he is happy to be at the Federal Prison. CO ponders this, asks " why you happy to be in prison" inmate becomes animated, sits on CO's desk, inches from his meal, " well I was in the county jail and was terrible, the ****ing indifference, the ****ing indifference" CO spent the next few minutes advising inmate to never sit on his desk and leave his office...along with a few choices words....
The people who are surprised about how the CO's perceive their job, what planet do you live on? That's why the prison has nurses like me and social workers. PA, Docs, psychologists, case managers etc. Once you become an inmate you become the enemy. I do have empathy at times for some of them....but I do not have much trust.0 -
My EX husband is a CO. I think they should call his place of work Federal Bureau of Adultery. Everybody slept with everybody's spouse. He was cocky, arrogant, and developed an egotistical attitude of control. He shot and killed his best friend, after the best friend caught him with his wife, AND he still works for the Bureau. Hmmmm sorry I know you're not all the same but c'mon, any of us are one decision away from the other side of the fence.
How did you like being part of the BOP family? It is pretty dysfunctional, LOL0 -
haha.............
the inmate/co relationship is something that no one on the outside can really get...............my colleague who started this thread was making light of some of these issues we deal with daily, but for outsiders it is hard to wrap your head around.
For example, last night I watched an inmate die, and was annoyed because I had just heated up my food, and now it was going to get cold. You can't work in a prison and view inmates as people, if you do, you don't belong there. They are to us as corn is to a farmer. Its how you make your money, and nothing more.
There was more before this story, I edited down to the part that was just a little harsh. I can't imagine that viewing people as anything but people is okay.
Then you obviously wouldn't be cut out for that line of work...............
what it comes down to is its true, not everyone is cut out for this line of work. There are times when people break down and start to care, its human... and the inmates thrive on this, because if you show any weakness, showing you are human, they take advantage of it. So if you wish to call us heartless for the way we feel, do it, but it is our "heartlessness" that keeps us from being manipulated. It is that "heartlessness" that keeps these inmates in line. The same "human" that some of you are trying to defend is the same POS that raped a 4 year old. That kidnapped a 9 year old, kept her in the trunk of his car for 2 weeks and fed her one happy meal in that period of time, yet he raped her numerous times. the same sicko that adopted a 5 year old girl from Russia and raped her from 5 till 17 when she finally told someone about it. If you wish to help save these people and defend them, then I hope to all that is Holy that you do not have any children of your own. So yes, I can sit right next to a person and watch them die and not feel anything, I can sit and watch them suffer in pain and not care for the life of me. Its how I am, and for that, I deal with it. I am a Correctional Officer, its not my job to care about these "Humans" as you call them, its my job to make sure they do not escape and rape another child.0 -
I do prosecution work for the County, and I've had more people in prison ask me for legal advice than I can count. I put you in there, why would I help you get out?0
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Do you have toddlers at your house? Regardless of how stupid the questions are, when you hear the same questions 2,047x in one hour as if your kids have turrets of the brain, that will make you want to change jobs, and quickly
I was just thinking... Endless questions? Sounds like my boy. Lol or he repeats everything I say back to me in the form of a question. Aaaaaaahhhh! Or asking "are we there yet?" As I'm getting into the car.
I once threw a smartie into the other room just so he would leave me alone for two minutes. Worked like a charm. I felt kinda bad until I mentioned it on Facebook, and ten or so moms said they would be using that tactic next time. :-) love the little rotter to pieces, but sometimes silence is just so..... Brain saving.0 -
what it comes down to is its true, not everyone is cut out for this line of work. There are times when people break down and start to care, its human... and the inmates thrive on this, because if you show any weakness, showing you are human, they take advantage of it. So if you wish to call us heartless for the way we feel, do it, but it is our "heartlessness" that keeps us from being manipulated. It is that "heartlessness" that keeps these inmates in line. The same "human" that some of you are trying to defend is the same POS that raped a 4 year old. That kidnapped a 9 year old, kept her in the trunk of his car for 2 weeks and fed her one happy meal in that period of time, yet he raped her numerous times. the same sicko that adopted a 5 year old girl from Russia and raped her from 5 till 17 when she finally told someone about it. If you wish to help save these people and defend them, then I hope to all that is Holy that you do not have any children of your own. So yes, I can sit right next to a person and watch them die and not feel anything, I can sit and watch them suffer in pain and not care for the life of me. Its how I am, and for that, I deal with it. I am a Correctional Officer, its not my job to care about these "Humans" as you call them, its my job to make sure they do not escape and rape another child.
Well Said.
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thank you but sadly, some people will never understand what we go through.
The following is an article in the Arizona Republic Newspaper (Jan. 20, 2004).
A printed correction in name of 'officers'
Jan. 20, 2004 12:00 AM
The people whom most of us still call "prison guards" became "corrections officers" to me back in 1997, when I watched the 3-year-old son of Officer Brent Lumley follow his father's casket into Apostles Lutheran Church in Peoria.
Before that I looked at the men and women who patrolled our prisons as occupying a place on the law enforcement scale somewhere between mall security personnel and parking lot attendants.
The former director of the state Department of Corrections, Terry L. Stewart, once wrote an angry letter to the editor of The Arizona Republic that read in part, "The only group that fails to recognize and embrace the professional function of correctional officers, that seems to believe there is some difference between law enforcement officers and correctional officers, is the media, which insist on referring to correctional officers as guards."
There is something about a thin-skinned bureaucrat that hacks like me can't resist. I asked Stewart in print if he also thought that we should called lifeguards "water safety specialists or human preservation officers?" Or if we should call crossing guards "early morning traffic flow disruption officers?"
The gag gets considerably less funny when a corrections officer is killed on duty, however, as happened to 33-year-old Lumley. Or when a couple of officers are taken hostage, as happened early Sunday morning at the state prison complex outside of Buckeye.
When that occurs we are forced to look at just how much we ask of the people who work in the corrections business and how little we give them in return. The Lewis complex, like just about every other prison in Arizona, is overcrowded and understaffed. For years, politicians have gotten themselves elected by promising to be tougher on criminals. Actually, they were only being tougher on corrections officers.
Sentences went up but not the pay scale of officers. And not the number of officers hired to control the rising prison population.
As Sgt. Joe Masella, president of the Arizona Correctional Peace Officers Association, said Sunday night, "People are applying for this job who shouldn't be working at Sonic burger joints, and are being hired by the Department of Corrections because of low pay. You get what you pay for."
No one goes into law enforcement to get rich. But I can't help but believe that we all would be a lot more focused on a hostage situation that involved two Phoenix police officers, two Department of Public Safety officers or two sheriff's deputies.
It isn't only because we hold those officers in higher regard, but also because a hostage situation that is contained inside a prison, as happened at Lewis, doesn't put any of us at risk. That's something to be remembered. While Corrections officials try to figure out what kind of security breakdown led to the officers being taken hostage, the fact is that the understaffed, underpaid and perhaps undertrained officers kept the trouble from spreading and prevented any of the inmates from getting out. From getting at us.
The reason we don't spend a lot of time thinking about prison issues is because there are so few major incidents at our prisons.
Maybe it takes a hostage incident or some other tragedy to remind us of the service provided to us by the people who work behind the barbed wire. Most of them without weapons. Most of them among our most dangerous criminals, day in and day out.
My guess is that your long holiday weekend was interrupted hardly at all by the hostage situation at Lewis. The local TV news didn't break into the National Football League championship games to provide us with regular updates. There were no scenes of candlelight vigils or midnight prayer services.
Nor did anyone within the law enforcement family ask for such a thing. Although I did have one request from a prison employee waiting for me on my answering machine Monday morning.
"In addition to praying for the hostages and their families," the man said, "I was wondering if you could take a moment to remind folks that we're not prison guards. We're corrections officers." Done.0 -
That was an interesting read and very true. I got some stuff on my home computer i'll post when i get out of here in 3 hours (hopefully).0
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i'm an engineer for the local power company, capable of turning steam into electricity, and sending out power to the greatest city in the world.
my neighbor asked me if i could help her with a question on her bill. i told her i don't know what's on her bill.
she's goes "but you work for the power company"
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For those of you out there that don't work in the prison, this is a good way for you to see just how stupid some people are. If you are the type of person that is offended by this as a loved one may be in jail, maybe you should have been more concerened and tried to help them before they went to jail than you are now about me making fun of the stupid questions they ask...
CO, ie Corrections Officer, they call us CO....
CO, is it going to rain today? They have TV's in the unit and watch the news every morning, I am in an office with no tv... so how would I know if it is going to rain.
CO... Whats for lunch today? They have menu's posted for their food, comes out two weeks at a time... So when I say what I might be having for lunch that day, they say oh, thats not what it said on the menu, if they read the menu, why did they ask me?
Some of my best friends are CO's and I have much respect for what you do. Keep up the good work.0
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