Does your significant other ever comment on....
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Oh, what he DOES comment on is that he can always hear me getting on the scales immediately afterwards :blushing:
Lol...Yep...that's the best time to weigh in :laugh:0 -
Poop and fart proudly, people! Remove the shackles of shame!
Our forefathers understood the need to fart (and poop). Read Benjamin Franklin's wise musings on farting proudly from 1781: http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/index.asp?document=470.
Be not ashamed!0 -
This is FUNNY!!! I thought I was the only one who received text messages / BBM message from my spouse. He will text me stuff like this...
1- You should make grunting noises, it'll come out faster
2- So you've just broken a record, 1 hour straight...Has your butt fell asleep yet??? (think of how your feet feel when they fall alseep)
3- I wonder how the toilet feels about you now?? (My Fav)0 -
She comments on everything else, why not my pooping. The length of time, as well as the stench, and volume of the whole ordeal.0
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Hahaha. Nope. My significant other doesn't care about my poop, how often I do it, or any of those other details. What he does do, however, is mock me when I say "poop" or "poo." He thinks that's a word for kindergarten teachers and children.0
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Yes!
Our walls are like, paper thin and things can be heard from all round the flat. When either of us go, it can be heard by the other no matter where in the flat you are.
I don't care though, we're both as bad as one another.0 -
Well poo on him!Hahaha. Nope. My significant other doesn't care about my poop, how often I do it, or any of those other details. What he does do, however, is mock me when I say "poop" or "poo." He thinks that's a word for kindergarten teachers and children.0 -
I'm not really into that, but I'll try anything once.
Well poo on him!Hahaha. Nope. My significant other doesn't care about my poop, how often I do it, or any of those other details. What he does do, however, is mock me when I say "poop" or "poo." He thinks that's a word for kindergarten teachers and children.0 -
LMAO!-- although that is funny I would get to the point of being annoyed- maybe start asking him to always bring you some toilet paper maybe then he'll think it's a chore because he's having to do something for you everytime you go in! ; ) good luck with your weight loss!
Better yet, start storing the pads and/or tampons in the linen closet and ask him to get you one every time...when he can't find any more, send him to the store...you should get some private time then.0 -
I find it funny that I don't smell my own stink. The hubster will walk in and comment on how badly I have stunk up the house, to which I respond "What, I smell like roses!!!!"
But dang the hubster will and can clear the house out with his raunchy poops!0 -
My brother has taken this a little far with his son. The kid would not poop, so they encouraged him so that he wouldn't be embarrased. Now the kid if someone farts my nephew (5 years old) says, "Good one! Raise your hand and be proud!". :laugh:0
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Omg, you guys are killing me this morning :laugh: And I totally used to do the water running thing! But after 7 years, neither of us cares anymore!0
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I'm glad we are friends.I don't care who it is...SO or not, I love announcing that I'm going to go take a nice steamy dump!0 -
OMG Im sorry, I couldnt even finish reading the post after the first line. Did not expect that at all0
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Mine, his, the neighbors, the weird guy standing at the bar..
He once surveyed a number of people (around 20) whether they wipe sitting down or semi standing up.
It was quite the controversy.0 -
Hot lunch.0
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That is fantastic! He is a genuine...Mine, his, the neighbors, the weird guy standing at the bar..
He once surveyed a number of people (around 20) whether they wipe sitting down or semi standing up.
It was quite the controversy.
You should call Tyra to get him booked ASAP.
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A friend of mine had his wife convinced that she went to the bathroom for him. I don't know how he did it, but he never let her see him use the toilet. It was really weird.
They got divorced after about a year.0 -
Since being on a diet, my consistency has definitely changed. It's gone from a nice brown baby, fully voluptuous to something that resembles string beans. Has anyone else experienced this?0
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I used to pull my kids into the bathroom with me when they were little and close the door if no one else was in the house so I didn't have to worry about what they were going to get into but for some reason when the dogs decided to start following me in there and would lay down on the rug or sit and stare at me I would get increasingly uncomfortable...lol0
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If he thinks he's funny, leave the door open and have a very detailed conversation with him about your feelings in the relationship. If that doesn't shut him up nothing will.
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This is by far the most random, yet intriguing forum post I've seen in a while. The only time we close the bathroom door is when either of us poop, and sometimes hubs will knock on the door and say "Don't fall in!" or some other pooping/bathroom related quip.0
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Sometimes I wish I had a secret revolving door that led to a bathroom no one but I knew about ...:ohwell:
Oh I sooooo wish for this on a regular basis
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Nope.0
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FYI, that does not cover up the huge fart in the middle of it.hahaha!!!!!! I always turn the water on when my bf is over & I have to go!!! lmao!!! :laugh: :laugh:
LMAO i do that and i LIVE with mine..
if you spread your cheeks it does...a fart is nothing but vibrations of skin. LMAO
OMG I can't stop laughing!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
FYI, that does not cover up the huge fart in the middle of it.hahaha!!!!!! I always turn the water on when my bf is over & I have to go!!! lmao!!! :laugh: :laugh:
LMAO i do that and i LIVE with mine..
if you spread your cheeks it does...a fart is nothing but vibrations of skin. LMAO
OMG I can't stop laughing!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So what she's saying is the problem is the cheeks flapping in the wind?0 -
FYI, that does not cover up the huge fart in the middle of it.hahaha!!!!!! I always turn the water on when my bf is over & I have to go!!! lmao!!! :laugh: :laugh:
LMAO i do that and i LIVE with mine..
if you spread your cheeks it does...a fart is nothing but vibrations of skin. LMAO
OMG I can't stop laughing!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So what she's saying is the problem is the cheeks flapping in the wind?
this is EXACTLY what i'm saying. just spread em. think of them as proverbial wings of flight.0 -
My husband will keep passing by the door saying "whicha stanky self!" LOL!!! He said I should poop then flush, then poop some more then flush, then wipe and flush so that it doesn't smell up the bathroom...LOL!! I tell him, "Apparently it doesn't work because everymorning after he leaves out of the bathroom from his morning poop, I almost gag!! I turn the vent on and then do other things first to give time for the scent to go away. I told him he is too skinny to have poop that smells like that...LOL!0
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There's only 2 of us in this house. we have 5 bathrooms. I'm not fussy about which one i abuse.0
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This is FUNNY!!! I thought I was the only one who received text messages / BBM message from my spouse. He will text me stuff like this...
1- You should make grunting noises, it'll come out faster
2- So you've just broken a record, 1 hour straight...Has your butt fell asleep yet??? (think of how your feet feel when they fall alseep)
3- I wonder how the toilet feels about you now?? (My Fav)
it's called punishing the toilet lmao!0
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