Men's TOM thread

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  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
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    Women can then earn red wings!

    :laugh:
    Wouldn't this be brown wings?

    GAG!
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,303 Member
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    I found out last night that Rum & Diet Coke helped with my MTOM
  • jeninabilan
    jeninabilan Posts: 369 Member
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    okay guys.. before Tuesday, make sure and load up on lots of chocolate! It does the body good ;) Also, you will probably inquire symptoms of increased sexual desires.. gotta love that. haha Oh and ANY time anyone says something negative to you, you have every right to say " I'm PMSing.. leave me the eff alone" ;)
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
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    How long will MTOM last?

    Normally it's a week, but we're usually done in 2 or 3 days. We're men and we get *kitten* done.

    THAT is the absolute best thing I have read on the forums EVER. Nicely done.
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
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    Are we supposed to make our TOM a public event and ask 1k questions about it per week on MFP?

    Let me get this straight:

    Midol=beer
    Pad/Tampons= Depends for beer induced poops
    Cramps=Cramps (beer farts)
    Chocolate= Steak
    Comfy sweat pants= going comando
    Crabby/emo=good pair of boxers
    No white pants=no underpants
  • auntdeedee87
    auntdeedee87 Posts: 706 Member
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    This way men, too, can have a monthly "I'm not pregnant!" mini-party.

    I dig.
  • auntdeedee87
    auntdeedee87 Posts: 706 Member
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    You're gonna gain weight.

    I can't wait to read 14 different posts about it.
  • Whitneylol
    Whitneylol Posts: 244
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    This reminds me of the time I gave someone diarrhea tea when they thought it was only green tea.... waaaaahahahahah.

    WHATS DIARRHEA TEA? SOMEONE I KNOW NEEDS IT!
  • Whitneylol
    Whitneylol Posts: 244
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    This way men, too, can have a monthly "I'm not pregnant!" mini-party.

    I dig.

    This is the best party! Even when it's been like months since you've had sex- it's like YES!
  • auntdeedee87
    auntdeedee87 Posts: 706 Member
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    This way men, too, can have a monthly "I'm not pregnant!" mini-party.

    I dig.

    This is the best party! Even when it's been like months since you've had sex- it's like YES!

    It's always nice to be reassured that, as planned, you're the only one inhabiting your body. Hah.
  • jeninabilan
    jeninabilan Posts: 369 Member
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    Are we supposed to make our TOM a public event and ask 1k questions about it per week on MFP?

    Let me get this straight:

    Midol=beer
    Pad/Tampons= Depends for beer induced poops
    Cramps=Cramps (beer farts)
    Chocolate= Steak
    Comfy sweat pants= going comando
    Crabby/emo=good pair of boxers
    No white pants=no underpants

    I hope you wear red sweats if you're going commando.. ;) haha okay sorry.. another amazing visual.. lol
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    Women can then earn red wings!


    Women can earn red wings with regular TOM.


    TheMoreYouKnow.gif
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
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    hahahaha bumping for later
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
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    Guess you won't put out then either. :grumble:

    Don`t touch me! :angry:

    lmao!!!!!! :laugh:
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
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    You should know by know!! :sad: :sad:
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    Why are you crying???????? Now Im crying:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
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    hahaha now i'm crying! lol
  • Whatareherthings711
    Whatareherthings711 Posts: 316
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    HAHA thanks everyone for being ridiculous =p
  • bitsybetsy424
    bitsybetsy424 Posts: 40 Member
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    lol this is too funny! *bump*
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
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    HAHA thanks everyone for being ridiculous =p

    It's what we do best. :laugh:
  • firegirley
    firegirley Posts: 86 Member
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    Women can then earn red wings!

    Ummm wouldnt they be BROWN wings?
  • firegirley
    firegirley Posts: 86 Member
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    Whoa!! Someone beat me to the punch!!! LOL GMTA....

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