The only difference between a "clean" and "dirty" food is...

and if you wash it, duh.

There are no "dirty" foods - portion control everyone - portion control

5 second rule?

You must have read the Bro book too

So you don't consider meats with cancer causing nitrates and obscene amounts of sodium dirty? It's within portion control then? Did you know eating deli meats/hot dogs, one serving per day, has shown an increased risk of colon cancer by 21-25 (varying studies)%? http://planetgreen.discovery.com/food-health/a-hot-dog-a-day-increases-your-risk-of-colorectal-cancer-by-21-percent.html

LOL

So you don't consider meats with cancer causing nitrates and obscene amounts of sodium dirty? It's within portion control then? Did you know eating deli meats/hot dogs, one serving per day, has shown an increased risk of colon cancer by 21-25 (varying studies)%? http://planetgreen.discovery.com/food-health/a-hot-dog-a-day-increases-your-risk-of-colorectal-cancer-by-21-percent.html

Breathing causes cancer too. Are we going to complain about that?

So you don't consider meats with cancer causing nitrates and obscene amounts of sodium dirty? It's within portion control then? Did you know eating deli meats/hot dogs, one serving per day, has shown an increased risk of colon cancer by 21-25 (varying studies)%? http://planetgreen.discovery.com/food-health/a-hot-dog-a-day-increases-your-risk-of-colorectal-cancer-by-21-percent.html

Deli meats and hot dogs get you jacked. It's worth the risk.

No, chicken, tuna, lean beef and extra calories get you jacked, not eating meat squeezed through tubes with pink salts and chemicals.

So you don't consider meats with cancer causing nitrates and obscene amounts of sodium dirty? It's within portion control then? Did you know eating deli meats/hot dogs, one serving per day, has shown an increased risk of colon cancer by 21-25 (varying studies)%? http://planetgreen.discovery.com/food-health/a-hot-dog-a-day-increases-your-risk-of-colorectal-cancer-by-21-percent.html

Breathing causes cancer too. Are we going to complain about that?

Woah, it does??? She said hot dogs and deli meat only INCREASE MY CHANCES... you're saying that breathing actually CAUSES cancer? OMG!!!! So what ware we supposed to do? I can only hold my breath for so long!!!!