If you could tell that ONE coworker SOMETHING....

"Do I really have to watch you show your 'game' for over an hour? She just got married 2 months ago and even if she was single would be smart enough to stay far away... but go ahead entertain us playa! " " and do you have to say "I'm a good guy " everyother sentence"

You are not as awesome as you think you are.

Yes your life is *kitten*, but it is that way because of the choices you made. Don't keep changing your story because we call you out on the stupid stories you tell, we can tell you are lying.

AND your boyfriend is a creepy stalker, the excuses he/you gives for being a horrible person to his ex are so lame, we all think you are crazy to stay with him, so stop telling us all those stories!!!

GG

After hearing the mean things u say about your wife ....im leaning towards understanding why you are on your third marriage, and have a hint on why the first two left.

that i think she's pretty hot.

Yes, there is one I'd love to tell that too:flowerforyou:

Stop doing coke or crank or meth and stop pretending it's a stomach virus or dizzy spells or weird episodes of low potassium.
Also stop smoking cigs outside right outside work then walking in carrying that smell with you.

To coworker #1 also known as the hag: You are a ***** NOBODY likes you your a suckup and dont even know how to do your own job also stop blaming everything on everyone else and take responsibility for your own mistakes. Your gross for being 18 and making out with our 40yr old customer and nomatter how much u hate on my ex's they are still better than yours at least mine weren't balding (no offense) also your nowhere as pretty as you think you are. FYI stop trying to get everyone at work to "hang out" theres a reason you dont have friends outside of work and the ones at work dont want to be your friend (except for coworker 2) also if i ever leave i will have the pleasure of hitting you on the way out.

To coworker #2: You are about as fake as they come I know you tell everything i say to coworker #1 but its ok because its not a secret that i dont like her. Stop trying to be everyones friend we arent dumb we know you hand out with the hag on weekends but its ok you two could use each other since your both so pathetic and dont have any friends. Also one day your little charade is going to blow up in your face. Oh yea your also a homewrecker

Stop picking your nose and wiping it on everything, close your mouth when you eat, flush the frig'n toilet, don't leave your **** all over the place! I'm a stay at home mom, my coworkers are my children!

that nobody wants to hear you talk to yourself with every little thing you do. or tell me where you are going and what you are about to do.

There's a reason no one likes you, the reason is, you're a back stabbing, trouble making, knob slobbing biotch that doesn't know how to pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel.

Ahh I feel better, thanks for letting me vent

Personally, I wouldn't tell them anything because they just might point out some of my annoying habits, which I don't think I have but others do....none of us are that perfect we can point fingers .... just a thought.

Another one, "The shredding bin is not a regular bin! PAPER goes in the shredding bins, other stuff like half-eaten apples, snotty USED tissues, crisp and chocolate wrappers, goes in the NORMAL bin"

"There's a reason you're alone."

(especially when im trying to code , script or program) theres that one co worker that has nothing better to do than stop by your cube and talk and talk and talk and talk and about all things trivial .. PLEASE STOP... JUST... JUST.... STOP TALKING TO ME !!