Things I never thought I'd ever say before joining MFP
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"are you kidding? i'm not eating that! look at the amount of calories!"
"i'll have a salad with LOW FAT dressing and no cheese or croutons"
"this soup has too much sodium"
"i need to work out today"
"i am pretty hot"
...and, "salad dressing on the side"0 -
"i am pretty hot"
Mega props on this one, hopefully we all can (or soon will be able to) say this one when we look in a mirror!!0 -
"My feet hurt from kicking so much *kitten*"
Might've stolen that one from Nike...
Aside from that, "no, you can have that shot." I used to NEVER turn down shots... or drinks in general. Now, I have one or two drinks when I go out, and that's all I need!0 -
"Only xxx calories and it has XX grams of protein! Double win!"0
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"It's pregnant lady pee, dude."0
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"Do you know how long I have to run to work off that (cookie, piece of cake, doughnut, etc)!?!?"
"I prefer my coffee black."
"Darn, it's raining; I can't go running this morning." Okay, I said that one before MFP, but it was sarcastic.
"Thank you! Yes, I have lost about 50 pounds!"0 -
"It's pregnant lady pee, dude."
ROTFLMAO!!! YES!!!0 -
"It's pregnant lady pee, dude."0
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No, I would not like a piece of cake.0
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No, I would not like a piece of cake.
ugh, yes. yes yes, all the time.0 -
Definitely "Let me check how many calories I have left for today."
"No thanks, I brought my own lunch."
"Can't wait to get to the gym tonight!"
"Man, I'm really craving a salad." (was just saying this to a coworker!)
"Yum, kale!"0 -
I LIKE running. I still shock myself when I say it. haha0
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Can I sub fries with a side salad?0
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1. In response to my family's daily question about what's for dinner - "Well, I have xxx calories left for the day, so....."
2. Holy cow!! Look how much sodium this has in it!
3. How is that [name of food] prepared, please?
^^^ This!!!
"I don't know, let me see if I have any calories left!" (In response to "are you hungry"?)
"Can I have a salad instead of fries?"
My boyfriend has a new saying too: "So what are you doing after the gym?" (instead of after work, since now it is obvious that I will be going to the gym after work)0 -
"Have I eaten enough today?"
"No thanks, but it looks really good!" (when someone offers a bite of their food.)
"I'm such an early bird! I love getting up before the sun and working out!" (I used to be jobless and sleep until the afternoon and then do nothing all day and now I get up at 4:45 every morning to do some P90X baby!!!)0 -
1) "Could I have some more spinach please ?"
2) "So I got up at 4:30 this morning and went for a 10k run before work..."
3) "I think I saw an ab muscle when I was in the shower this morning"0 -
"I'm upset I didn't get to go run today!"
"I can't wait to run tomorrow."
"I think I can get down to 205"0 -
"I better work out if i want to eat dinner."
"Aww, man. Now I have to log that."0 -
Just had another one, "an hour isn't that long to drive to go work out".0
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If you're going to fry that ____ I won't be having any.0
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