Post Killers Unite!

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  • quigonnjae
    quigonnjae Posts: 399
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    <quietly opens the door... looks around.. sneaks behind all the people attempting to kill this thread... SHOCKS IT BACK INTO EXISTENCE with a defribulator (sp?).... only to shoot it up with an overdose of seditive to watch it die slowly and quietly...smirks with satisfaction ... slinks back out of the room>
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    <quietly opens the door... looks around.. sneaks behind all the people attempting to kill this thread... SHOCKS IT BACK INTO EXISTENCE with a defribulator (sp?).... only to shoot it up with an overdose of seditive to watch it die slowly and quietly...smirks with satisfaction ... slinks back out of the room>

    (Where you been? Thought we lost you!)

    Sorry, your attempt failed as I'm well trained in CPR. I didn't even need the defibrillator.

    Now maybe an overdose of insulin? Yes, I think that will work.

    Leaves room and gets hypodermic and insulin....Shh, don't want to get caught....There all done.

    Thread gasps a few final breaths and then silence..... ...... ......

    At last, I get to wear my new outfit!!!!!!
  • MsWhiteParks
    MsWhiteParks Posts: 116 Member
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    I never do it on purpose; it just happens.:frown:

    My name is Leigh and I am a post killer...

    My name is Leigh too.

    "post killed"

    :P
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    I never do it on purpose; it just happens.:frown:

    My name is Leigh and I am a post killer...

    My name is Leigh too.

    "post killed"

    :P

    Not this time! The honor is mine!
  • roxleefall
    roxleefall Posts: 54
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    I never do it on purpose; it just happens.:frown:

    My name is Leigh and I am a post killer...

    My name is Leigh too.

    "post killed"

    :P

    Not this time! The honor is mine!

    well my second name is lee!!!!
    I dont usually post but when i do the post dies :frown: I was going to give up and keep my thoughts to myself untill i found this!!!
    have i killed it yet :P
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    I never do it on purpose; it just happens.:frown:

    My name is Leigh and I am a post killer...

    My name is Leigh too.

    "post killed"

    :P

    Not this time! The honor is mine!

    well my second name is lee!!!!
    I dont usually post but when i do the post dies :frown: I was going to give up and keep my thoughts to myself untill i found this!!!
    have i killed it yet :P

    Not yet! Keep trying!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    This post could really use a round from the flame thrower on Alien...
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    This post could really use a round from the flame thrower on Alien...

    Not a bad idea. Then I could wear the new outfit. Hey! Anybody out there have a flame thrower we can borrow?

    Aw....come on....someone must have one. NO? K back to the drawing board.:grumble:
  • fit4mom
    fit4mom Posts: 1,352 Member
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    Thanksgiving wasn't missing anything but this post was. Wanna know what, Me. Here I am to save the day (Mighty Mouse). Awe crud.....
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    Thanksgiving wasn't missing anything but this post was. Wanna know what, Me. Here I am to save the day (Mighty Mouse). Awe crud.....

    Really.....you are just too cute! I thought it was Under Dog! Problem is this thread is still here. Would you happen to have a flame thrower on you? WifeNMama suggested it!
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,071 Member
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    so that's just it, then?
  • whip67
    whip67 Posts: 32
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    It's over.
  • foodfight247
    foodfight247 Posts: 767 Member
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    LMAO!!! This thread is hilarious!

    Nope - not over!

    I'm the post killer queen!

    Mhuwahaha!

    Slowly exits........with a creak of the door.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    LMAO!!! This thread is hilarious!

    Nope - not over!

    I'm the post killer queen!

    Mhuwahaha!

    Slowly exits........with a creak of the door.

    But wait......Is that?.....I think it is.....Rats!!!! Silly thread is still breathing!
  • Momkat65
    Momkat65 Posts: 317 Member
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    poke poke poke poke poke poke pokepoekpokepokepoke
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    poke poke poke poke poke poke pokepoekpokepokepoke

    *in tiny fly voice* "Stop poking me! What'd I ever do to you?"

    Thread still lives!
  • Momkat65
    Momkat65 Posts: 317 Member
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    It was mine.....all mine for 100 minutes.
  • whitehandlady
    whitehandlady Posts: 459 Member
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    nope....mine.....
  • fit4mom
    fit4mom Posts: 1,352 Member
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    LMAO!!! This thread is hilarious!

    Nope - not over!

    I'm the post killer queen!

    Mhuwahaha!

    Slowly exits........with a creak of the door.
    That is interesting my husband, (as he told a story to my daughter one night and it kept going into real life to the dismay of our children) is King We'llsee. I am queen We'llsee. So while you may be Queen post killer I am Queen of We'llsee and I trump the queen of anything. Ask my kids. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. (Out of breath over dramatic huffing,catching breath, breathing break)
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    I'm simply too sleepy to put any real effort into killin' this thread tonight. If this thread hasn't died of natural causes by the time I get back in the morning I'll start trying to think of another way to kill it.

    Good night all you wanna be thread killas.

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