WHAT?!?!?!?!

I invited my mother to accompany my family to the movie theater tonight. In turn, she invited us to eat at Taco Bell.

She knows I'm on weight loss journey! Why does she want to derail me by eating at Taco Bell tonight?!

I fear that she may be jealous of my weight loss journey.

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Jade_Butterfly

That's just flippin awesome!!!

charityateet

Wow. What. A . Jealous. Wench. I mean - I only eat 200 calories a day...how can taco bell fit in there?!

tigerblue

I find Taco Bell to be one of the easiest fast food restaurants to eat in. Just eat the tacos al fresco. 150 calories each, and pretty filling.

Sd0510

I can no longer read this topic. I was trying to not laugh histarically because I look strange when I do that, so I tried to drink some water to keep it down. Then I saw the "fidget a lot while you are at the movies" and I just lost it and choked on my water. Not only am I laughing like a weirdo, I am also choking to death and crying from choking. Thanks!!!

Elzecat

All the serious people on these threads make me laugh harder than the thread itself.

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I second this!

Elzecat

I can no longer read this topic. I was trying to not laugh histarically because I look strange when I do that, so I tried to drink some water to keep it down. Then I saw the "fidget a lot while you are at the movies" and I just lost it and choked on my water. Not only am I laughing like a weirdo, I am also choking to death and crying from choking. Thanks!!!

I'm so sorry but I laughed SO hard at your post...hope someone's around to give you the Heimlich...

UsedToBeHusky

At least the tacos are fewer calories than those Whoppers that you had at Burger King a couple of weeks back!!

CaptainGordo

I went ahead and brought a bag of produce with me, didn't order anything, and made a chopped salad at the table, to show her that I wasn't going to fall for her sabotage-ical tactics!

My kid ate 10 crunchy tacos, and has been throwing up since we got back from the movies. We had a great time.

RunLiftEat

Explosive diarrhea burns more kcals than you would think!

UsedToBeHusky

I went ahead and brought a bag of produce with me, didn't order anything, and made a chopped salad at the table, to show her that I wasn't going to fall for her sabotage-ical tactics!

My kid ate 10 crunchy tacos, and has been throwing up since we got back from the movies.

HAHAHA! My 12-year old daughter just said that's how Paris Hilton stays so thin! God, this kid cracks me up... and now she is saying she wants a friggin' taco! HAHAHAHA!!!

coyoteo

I love Taco Bell's fresco menu. Granted, I only get to eat there like once a year, but it is some tasty stuff!

caitmcwill

Be sure to pack some Imodium. Also don't let her force you to get the extra buttery popcorn and half gallon coke. Shoot her if you must.

But popcorn is full of fiber. I say get it. Your bowels will thank you later and as a result speed up your weight loss journey.

sunkisses

Your kid barfed after 10 tacos?!
Clearly neither you nor your wife breastfed him when he was a baby or he could've digested those like a champ!

Panda86

Really? Or is this a joke, because this is the second post I have seen from you, accusing someone of "sabotaging" you. So I am just wondering.... If this is true, maybe she doesn't realize how unhealthy it is. Also, some people do allow themselves to have those things in moderation (key word here) even while dieting. Maybe she thinks that is the case with you. Don't just assume everyone in the whole world is out to ruin your hard work. They honestly may not even realize what all a diet entails. I would take it easy, and ask her if there is a healthier alternative.

beccyleigh

she's clearly trying to seduce you...umm...wait a minute

adlwilmot

"Oh how we laughed at ridiculing the well meaning MFPers who offered their support, because I'm so sad I have to post tongue-in-cheek posts like this one to get a huge response and make myself feel good. (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge to all of us that are in the know)"

Bleurgghhh.

UsedToBeHusky

Threads from Gordo:

Poking fun at all the ridiculousness that has appeared in the forums throughout 2011. Please don't take it personally if you have been duped.

dls06

Would it be posible to make another suggestion. Maybe Chic Fil A. It is still inexpensive but has healthier choices.

Carl01

Guessing that she is taking you to an IHOP for breakfast now too...the *****.

livnlite

I invited my mother to accompany my family to the movie theater tonight. In turn, she invited us to eat at Taco Bell.

She knows I'm on weight loss journey! Why does she want to derail me by eating at Taco Bell tonight?!

I fear that she may be jealous of my weight loss journey.

Because I like to think people aren't that malicious (especially Mothers) .. I would tend to think that was not her intention. Although YOU think it inappropriate, I wonder if SHE thought it to be nice idea for a treat for the whole family that she can afford. There are always options at any restaurant .. even fast food joints.

k2quiere

Your kid barfed after 10 tacos?!
Clearly neither you nor your wife breastfed him when he was a baby or he could've digested those like a champ!

Hahahaha...love the "neither YOU nor your wife"

beccyleigh

If neither he nor his wife breastfed their child they should both be lined up & shot by lactating women with breast milk until they are dead. Everyone knows not breastfeeding is child abuse!!!!!!!!!

LuckyLeprechaun

I went ahead and brought a bag of produce with me, didn't order anything, and made a chopped salad at the table, to show her that I wasn't going to fall for her sabotage-ical tactics!

My kid ate 10 crunchy tacos, and has been throwing up since we got back from the movies. We had a great time.

I'm calling CPS. That's it.

First pizza, and now tacos? You're toast dude. Imonna have that kid taken away from your mostrous abusive hands.

I bet you didn't even hose him down with Windex afterwards. smh

LuckyLeprechaun

"Oh how we laughed at ridiculing the well meaning MFPers who offered their support, because I'm so sad I have to post tongue-in-cheek posts like this one to get a huge response and make myself feel good. (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge to all of us that are in the know)"

Bleurgghhh.

Serious poster is MAD. :huh:

beccyleigh

Message Boards » Chit-chat, fun, and games :glasses:

Thomasm198

"Oh how we laughed at ridiculing the well meaning MFPers who offered their support, because I'm so sad I have to post tongue-in-cheek posts like this one to get a huge response and make myself feel good. (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge to all of us that are in the know)"

Bleurgghhh.

**Points upwards to the section of the forums this is posted in.** It's not in the "motivation and support" or "food and nutrition" sections. :flowerforyou: P

Contrarian

"Oh how we laughed at ridiculing the well meaning MFPers who offered their support, because I'm so sad I have to post tongue-in-cheek posts like this one to get a huge response and make myself feel good. (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge to all of us that are in the know)"

Bleurgghhh.

Yeah. Jokes are funny.

bestrodeo

I love Taco Bell.. I eat their healthy menu Chicken Gordeda Supreme.

Here is some info on their food http://www.tacobell.com/nutrition

Good luck and enjoy your movie..

krazyforyou

Eat the tacos, eat the tacos, because we are all in cahoots with you mom and boss. Eat the tacos.

tigersword

Ahhh, satire. It's even funnier when people are oblivious to it. :laugh: