Favorite Pick Up Lines

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  • Laureenmca
    Laureenmca Posts: 3
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    Nice jeans...can I talk you out of them?
  • bcampbell54
    bcampbell54 Posts: 932 Member
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    Hi Angel, flying a little close to the ground?
    What time are you due back in heaven?
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
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    i'm 6' 3" with dimples. whats a pick up line?

    umm OK I'll take your word for it dude ;-)

    Nah..he really is cute.
  • onya68
    onya68 Posts: 3 Member
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    I was chatting to a cute guy at the bar and my friend came up to me and dragged me away.....as I left I said to him....'Im really sorry but I have to go right now.....but if you see me leaving on my own later tonight can you please come up and remind me that I am going home with you tonight!!' :-)

    FYI - he did....and i did!! :-)
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
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    i'm 6' 3" with dimples. whats a pick up line?

    OH LAWD. (/__-;;
  • colorfulcupcakes
    colorfulcupcakes Posts: 122 Member
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    This is probably not what you meant, but for the benefit of any guys out there reading this thread and wondering what might work...

    My favorite is "Hi, how are you today?" It's rarely used.

    Also, "Hi, you're very attractive, will you sit and talk with me?"
  • MelissaE27
    MelissaE27 Posts: 682 Member
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    "I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours

    Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

    Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
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  • karinaes
    karinaes Posts: 570 Member
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    just today a random guy at the supermarket asked if i'm a fitness trainer and started making small talk ... funny thing is, i kind of am at Curves
  • supportofmybff
    supportofmybff Posts: 1
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    It's a good thing that I have my library card because I am checking you out!!

    HAHAHAHAHA! I was like "WHAT?!"
  • Cr8tive_Ingenuity
    Cr8tive_Ingenuity Posts: 181
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    Walk up to a girl and say "Your friends said you were waiting a long time for me. Oh, I apologize, my name is Mr. Right :)
  • sportsforfun
    sportsforfun Posts: 353
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    Just a few very good ones friends have used before. You would think they would eventually learn they don't work.

    Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin, head at me place, tail at yours.

    I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I am the only one talking to you.
  • Lusadi
    Lusadi Posts: 79
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    @ Bahet- That is hilarious! Totally lmbo.
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
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    jenna marbles!

    Are you from Tennessee, because i wanna make out with your face

    is that a mirror in your pants? becuase you look ****ing sexual tonight

    whats your sign? is it, please let me touch your *kitten*?

    you know what they say about guys with big feet?..have sex with me.

    mary had a little let me rub her boobie

    roses are red violets are blue, i wanna get you pregnant

    on your mark get set, suck my ****

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, i wanna jam my penis in you.
  • lifeismoto
    lifeismoto Posts: 245
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    who does not like a good pick up line lol
  • nurse_christieyne
    nurse_christieyne Posts: 231
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    Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin, head at me place, tail at yours.



    LMAO
  • BanjoKd
    BanjoKd Posts: 150
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    Do you have a little black in you? Do you want some?

    (i can't believe i just repeated that...lol)
  • satch45
    satch45 Posts: 126 Member
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    By any chance are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise *kitten* ;)

    *Panties Drop*
  • amazing_shrinking_woman
    amazing_shrinking_woman Posts: 66 Member
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    Wow, that dress looks great on you! But it would look better on my floor.
  • missfluffyuk
    missfluffyuk Posts: 245
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    A little while ago, "planking" was really popular... And my friend had this pickup line used on her:
    "Do you want to come home and plank with me?"

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