Write to the person that annoyed you today!

Dear toxic co-worker,

You are a ***** and a dumb one at that. In the 8 years I have been here you continually pick fights and have issues with your fellow co-workers. You bend the rules till they break, coming in late, leaving early, claiming to make up the time when you never do. You are quite possibly the worst receptionist on the face of the earth. You continually through out the day wander from the front desk, put the phone on back ring for the whole office to answer while you F off. One time you were literally on a personal call at the front desk for 3 hours..yep 3 hours no exaggeration. And how about video chatting or getting dozens of texts messages a day with out your phone on silent....I just love hearing the ddding ddding go off every 3 minutes. And let's talk about your habit of spraying perfume at the front desk even though you have been told NUMEROUS times it bothers your co-workers. Here's a good one......one time you got to work at 9 (you're supposed to start at 8:30) and gave notice that you work leaving for a 9 day vacation at noon. Seriously...I'm not making this s**t up. This person truly does exist. Through the 8 years there have been many drama's, car stolen.....twice, child abduction, brain tumor, jury duty...without any proof of having shown up at court..too many things to mention. Undoubtably the worst employee!!!!!!!

On a side note - management sucks for allowing this to go on.

Thanks for letting me rant! I feel better now!

Dear occasional colleague,

It's so thoughtful of you to take the time to be unhelpful, lazy & incompetent, and not bother with excuses or to hide it from your co-workers or even your own boss, just to make me look absolutely awesome in comparison. :flowerforyou:

Your generosity in this regard is overwhelming, especially as there are job cuts on the way, but really there's no need, you can stop now.

Thanks

Dear Coworker,
yes, I do eat for the millionth time. yes i still do have 20 pounds to lose. No I am not anorexic! Stop asking daily!!!!
Smooches,
Me

YES!!!!!!

dear Lady that lives below me,
Stop making your nasty fish, and pig feet because its stinking up my laundry room..
K Thanks.

Mariana

Dear husband,

Avoiding me and the kids for your stupid game is going to cause me to get pissed off, and you know what that's like. Last week before you got that game, you were all over me and showed me all kind of attention so much that I felt like a teenager again, I feel like you are cheating on me with Starwars. Me and Starwars are about to fight, just saying!

Love,
Me!

Bahahaha!!!! My fiance is obsessed with that game too.

Dear Captives in my basement

Please stop chewing through the duct tape. It is really inconvenient to constantly have to buy more.

Love
the one who loves you above all others and will hug and squezze an play with you all days.

Dear Coworker,
When you say that 'everyone thinks their a designer' with acid on your tongue, I want you to examine what you do to earn your paycheck. You go online, pull photographs off the web pages of other manufacturers, paste those pictures into Excel, and email it off to China. You don't design ANYTHING! Since when are you picking up a pencil and putting it to paper?!
And guess what, I AM a designer. I have my Bachelors in Fine Art. Outside of this desolate brick building I am a successful artist. So kiss my *kitten* you horrid ****ing ****.
--Sam

Dear person who thinks they know everything,

That little diet you're on where you're barely eating and you lost 5 pounds, does NOT give you the right to tell me to eat less. I don't think so, especially since when you start eating again you gain every single pound you lost plus some.

Sincerely, me


Dear whiny "friend",
When you don't show up to work most the time, they aren't going to give you hours. When you eat junk all the time, you will gain weight. When you don't know how to shut your mouth, drama will revolve around you. If you don't stop being such a witch, you won't have a friend anymore. Okay?
Bye

Dear Brother,

Mom does not need to spend over $500 to get an HD tv, vcr, cables etc. JUST so she can watch streaming Netflix. It's not true HD anyway. Just have her buy the $50 Roku and be done with it and stop frickin' bugging me!

Signed,
Icky Nici

Dear menopausal women of my office,

It was abnormally warm outside today, which so happened to make it a little warm in our office today, rather then the usual ice box. Stop your whinning about workplace health and safety and how you're about to pass out. 90% of the time our office is freezing and when you see me shivering in my blanket, you tell me to eat a burger. shove it

Bump for later

Dear Moron in the white pickup truck,

I'm not sure what you thought you were going to gain by speeding up and passing me just as the road merged from two lanes into one. I'm sure you were shocked when I didn't move over and make room for you and when you had to slam on your brakes for the car who was driving in front of me doing the speed limit. I'm betting you made that poor guy just as pissed as you rode his bumper for the next 1/2 mile. Imagine my surprise when you turned off the road onto a side street into a trailer park at that point, forcing me to slow down for you. I'm sure your red-neck wife appreciated that you got home that extra two seconds sooner.

Sincerely,

Me

I HATE when people do this!!!

Dear co-worker,

Why is it necessary for you to assume that I'm not working my scheduled hours on the weekend when I arrive 2.5-3 hours before you? I am only required to work 4 hours on Sundays so, yes, I do leave an hour after you get there but I've been there since 7!!! Also, thank you for going to my boss so that I have to try to explain the situation. And when I go to you to ask if there is anything bothering you about me you say, "no, it is just this place...I don't have any problem with you".

Thank you for not having any spine and trying to make me look bad! @sshole! You could be on fire in front of me and I wouldn't so much as pee on you to put you out!

Update:
Dear D-bag co-worker,
After having another administrator investigate it appears that you are simply holding a grudge for something I did that bothered you in June....of 2010!!!!!! Yes, 18 months ago (oh, and you didn't have the courtesy to even tell me about it then). Apparently someone made a comment to you that made you think about it so now you're angry again.

Are you that shallow and miserable that you need to relive something that I didn't know affected you and had nothing to do with you anyway??!!!

Thanks for making work suck this week. @ss!!!

Dear Cousin,
I understand you think dressing in skimpy, barely there clothing is sexy, but it's not, especially not in the manner you attempt. Regardless, it is certainly not appropriate attire for our grandmother's funeral, even if you had the body to pull it off (which you don't).

Dear Fiance .. I´m not a nice looking piece of furniture that loves to stay home bored ! so TAKE ME OUT !

Love

ME