When is a pound lost and where does it go?

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  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    The fat breaks down to release chemical energy. Your body metabolises and passes the remainder.
  • pdworkman
    pdworkman Posts: 1,342 Member
    If you have a particular kind of fish, or too much oil for your body to handle, you might poop fat out. My son did this when he ate an entire can of cashews in one sitting. Bright orange oil floating in the toilet - very disconcerting!

    Pam
  • AdAstra47
    AdAstra47 Posts: 823 Member
    Sigh. You are all SO misguided. Poor heathens.

    Fatness is a punishment from the Divine Flying Spaghetti Monster. We have all displeased him in some way. And the only way to lose weight is to perform the appropriate rituals of repentance. In his Infinite Wisdom, our deity has provided several different rituals for those of different temperaments. You could practice the Treading of the Mill, or the Holy Contortions of Yoga, or submit yourself to the Torturers (sometimes called "Aerobics Instructors") at one of his Sacred Temples (also known as "gyms").

    If your Ritual Humiliations have found favor with His Noodly Goodness, he shall visit you in your sleep and shave the pounds from your body with his Holy Cheese Grater.

    I hope this has enlightened you all. May the Sauce be with you. RAmen.
  • kassandracat
    kassandracat Posts: 30 Member
    You're fat cells shrink, lol. I think that's what happens.
  • JamieSK
    JamieSK Posts: 266 Member
    When you put gas in your car and drive around all week, where does it go?


    It goes out the rear end!! :laugh: Sorry I couldn't resist!! :tongue:
  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
    Sigh. You are all SO misguided. Poor heathens.

    Fatness is a punishment from the Divine Flying Spaghetti Monster. We have all displeased him in some way. And the only way to lose weight is to perform the appropriate rituals of repentance. In his Infinite Wisdom, our deity has provided several different rituals for those of different temperaments. You could practice the Treading of the Mill, or the Holy Contortions of Yoga, or submit yourself to the Torturers (sometimes called "Aerobics Instructors") at one of his Sacred Temples (also known as "gyms").

    If your Ritual Humiliations have found favor with His Noodly Goodness, he shall visit you in your sleep and shave the pounds from your body with his Holy Cheese Grater.

    I hope this has enlightened you all. May the Sauce be with you. RAmen.


    You are quite wise.... Also, for those who are "noodle intolerant" I think the Parmesan Fairy sprinkles a little into your potty so that you TOO can see the fat leaving your system.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    Sigh. You are all SO misguided. Poor heathens.

    Fatness is a punishment from the Divine Flying Spaghetti Monster. We have all displeased him in some way. And the only way to lose weight is to perform the appropriate rituals of repentance. In his Infinite Wisdom, our deity has provided several different rituals for those of different temperaments. You could practice the Treading of the Mill, or the Holy Contortions of Yoga, or submit yourself to the Torturers (sometimes called "Aerobics Instructors") at one of his Sacred Temples (also known as "gyms").

    If your Ritual Humiliations have found favor with His Noodly Goodness, he shall visit you in your sleep and shave the pounds from your body with his Holy Cheese Grater.

    I hope this has enlightened you all. May the Sauce be with you. RAmen.

    snorted out loud @ holy cheese grater
  • tinksmommy2006
    tinksmommy2006 Posts: 575
    I have a theory on this...For every pound I lose someone else has to find it. The earth has to stay balanced, so If I lose a pound someone has to get it otherwise the world would like spin backwards or something...lmao
  • plzlbsbegone
    plzlbsbegone Posts: 233
    I have a theory on this...For every pound I lose someone else has to find it. The earth has to stay balanced, so If I lose a pound someone has to get it otherwise the world would like spin backwards or something...lmao

    Lol, so thats why America has to be overweight....huh, if we were all to lose weight, the earth would be thrown off it's axis and all hell would break loose. Now THAT is scientific! :laugh:
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  • juliesummers
    juliesummers Posts: 738 Member
    With regards to the second part, it doesn't become nothing as such, but is converted into energy, which is lost/expended as heat amongst other things including kinetic energy... (scavenging the remnants of my science lessons from oh so many years ago here!)

    ^exactly. Just like a gallon of gasoline "disappears" into heat energy to be used as fuel. Fat does the same thing for your body.
  • kodibear123
    kodibear123 Posts: 185 Member
    I don't care where it goes and I never wanna see it again! :happy:
  • krystonite
    krystonite Posts: 553 Member
    I lost my pound in El Segundo.
  • Fit4Kateri
    Fit4Kateri Posts: 81 Member
    Several of these responses helped me burn calories today from laughing so hard. Thank you for help with my journey!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Kikilicious84
    Kikilicious84 Posts: 312
    The fat cells don't disappear...they shrink. Let me see if I can find the link...
  • xocliwharas
    xocliwharas Posts: 4
    I lost my pound in El Segundo.
  • myak623
    myak623 Posts: 615 Member
    bump
  • Cr8tive_Ingenuity
    Cr8tive_Ingenuity Posts: 181
    our 300 plus americans have to keep the earth balance by the estimated 1.2 billion Chinese..if we all lost weight here in the United States, it would knock the EArth off its axis and create a wobble...not good LOL
  • fudog
    fudog Posts: 16 Member
    Now that's some funny s**t right there...
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    OMG this is the best thread I've read in a long time. Obviously I need to pee more. :drinker:
  • Hollie_downunder
    Hollie_downunder Posts: 192
    Most funniest and interesting thread! haha
  • missy_1975
    missy_1975 Posts: 244 Member
    I think every pound you lost in December was found by my thighs.

    :laugh:
  • Eve1972
    Eve1972 Posts: 297
    HaHa..this thread made my day!
  • roseymacdoo
    roseymacdoo Posts: 113 Member
    I think every pound you lost in December was found by my thighs.

    Bwaahahaha!! I know that feeling!!! :laugh:
  • david_swinstead
    david_swinstead Posts: 271 Member
    when you are burning fat look for when thing when you go to toilet to pee you will notice something white in your pee is like chicken fat thats how some of your fat comes out

    If you have chicken fat in your pee, you may need to see a doctor...

    EDIT: Looks like about 50 people already said this before me....
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
    It goes from you off through time and space to settle in a new home on the butt of some guy at McDonald's eating fries...:wink:
  • laddyboy
    laddyboy Posts: 1,565 Member
    Funny stuff ya'll.
  • Krissie_Triaxis
    Krissie_Triaxis Posts: 110
    Some responses have had me laughing so hard I can't see the screen for tears. Thank you for brightening my day.

    On the serious side, the scientists who have posted on the previous pages - these are the responses that are the ones to read, read and read again. As fitness instructors we get this bit drilled in to us. I could go on ad infinitum about ATP/ADP energy exchange but I think those other posters put it wonderfully.
  • pinkydemon
    pinkydemon Posts: 135 Member
    Just brightened my boring work day really had trouble to not laugh out loud - that would have confused my colleagues
  • kmbrooks15
    kmbrooks15 Posts: 941 Member
    well you can stay at maintainance at burn 500 cals a day n you will lose a pound every week.
    2nd ques when you are burning fat look for when thing when you go to toilet to pee you will notice something white in your pee is like chicken fat thats how some of your fat comes out n some as a sweat. because when i did a diet few years back when the white thing came in pee i got scared that its something serious but found out its nothing just fat so a doctor knows best.

    So THIS is why drinking water helps you lose weight...the more water you drink, the more you pee, so the more fat can leave your body...good to know :huh:

    Seriously, you'd think that with all the resources we have available to us, people would not be THIS misinformed. And that doctor...how did he/she ever get a license to practice medicine?! :grumble:
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