Biggest Kitchen Fail

mruntidy
mruntidy Posts: 1,015 Member
edited October 7 in Food and Nutrition
Ok fess up time like Fat Club

The first rule about Fat Club is - we air our biggest binge

Mine personally was I would go in the kitchen about 10PM and just dump butter flour sugar and an egg into a bowl with raisins and just mix it all up then destroy it while watching Family Guy

You might recognise this as cake mix, yeah i wasn't satisfied licking the bowl :( i had the whole thing

So what are your darkest binges.....
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  • Flowmotivatehealthcoaching
    Flowmotivatehealthcoaching Posts: 8 Member
    hmm i love chocolat.... when i start eating a little piece its not enough... i have to eat the whole bar.....
    So now i don t buy it anymore... and when i eat chocolat once in a while i just let me enjoy the whole bar and so some extra exercise ! And i love sweet wine but when i drink it in weekend i get hungry and eat my boyfriends chips he is eating next to me on the sofa! so started to drink wodka wich is less in calories and i put it in a nice hot cup of tea. :wink:
  • mruntidy
    mruntidy Posts: 1,015 Member
    vodka in tea hmmm might try that
  • helenoftroy1
    helenoftroy1 Posts: 638 Member
    I used to get home about 10pm, drink a bottle of wine, then find a load of meat, put it in with macaroni cheese then put a load of real grated cheese on top. microwave pour on the ketchup and shove in face. I have not done that in 9 months. How good am I?!?!
  • stephabef
    stephabef Posts: 936 Member
    I used to drink a whole bottle of wine on occasion... for someone my height and weight, that's certainly a massive binge. Now I understand how much alcohol to consume. Used to go out loads and throw back shots with my friends; I didn't realize just how many calories were in them, and we'd go out after a full breakfast/lunch/dinner, so it was like doubling my calories for the day!

    Very glad I now understand just how many calories are in alcohol. I occasionally indulge in some mimosas or a glass or two of wine, so I don't go out like I used to.
  • Sweeterescape
    Sweeterescape Posts: 132
    I used to eat an entire tub of Betty Crocker/Duncan Hines frosting with a spoon. Then eat an entire thing of macaroni and cheese.

    Oh yeah, did I mention this was at 3pm and then I'd still eat a huge dinner?

    Haven't done that in years now, thankfully!
  • mruntidy
    mruntidy Posts: 1,015 Member
    I used to get home about 10pm, drink a bottle of wine, then find a load of meat, put it in with macaroni cheese then put a load of real grated cheese on top. microwave pour on the ketchup and shove in face. I have not done that in 9 months. How good am I?!?!

    Well done for the co-ordination to do all that after a bottle of wine, i would bo on my back talking to the cat im such a lightweight! Well done for staying on the wagon for nine months, i havent done it for six i think
  • Flowmotivatehealthcoaching
    Flowmotivatehealthcoaching Posts: 8 Member
    yea just a little bit of vodka gives you that warm feeling!
  • Amber82479
    Amber82479 Posts: 629 Member
    I've had a couple times where I made up a box of brownies or cake mix and just ate... and ate.... and ate...
  • KandieLantz
    KandieLantz Posts: 423 Member
    Back in the day...lol... When I was stressed or just plain tired, I would sit with a jar of peanut butter, a jar of fudge (the kind you heat to put on sundae's ) and a spoon... a bite of fudge... a bite of peanut butter... repeat... It's been forever since I've done that and it doesn't even sound good anymore but my family still laughs at me over it!
  • tarheelgrl32
    tarheelgrl32 Posts: 4 Member
    i too have made cake mix/brownie mix just to eat the batter out of the bowl...still working on this
  • sunshinel397
    sunshinel397 Posts: 206 Member
    My biggest binges involve bags of pretzel M&M's or the chocolate eggs with the crispy candy coating at easter. I would eat a full family size bag which is like 8-10 portions. Usually with a bottle of wine while watching television. I can't have any of that stuff in my house unless it is in portioned sizes because it is like candy crack!
  • BlueEyesXoXo
    BlueEyesXoXo Posts: 99
    A whole bag of Doritos and a container of sour cream! So yummy. I'm also guilty of batter eating. :(
  • candykay0605
    candykay0605 Posts: 1,019 Member
    My biggest down fall is hersheys kisses with almonds. I would buy a bag and eat the entire bag within a week of buying it
  • nymphis
    nymphis Posts: 59 Member
    Cheese ... I could eat half of wheel of Stilton watching TV on my computer.
  • chatterbox3110
    chatterbox3110 Posts: 630 Member
    Mine would be a whole fresh loaf...... with low fat spread of course, as it's all I've ever used LOL

    The idea was to share it with my hubby but quite often I'd have to go out and buy another, or tell him I forgot to buy one - that worked until he found an empty wrapper :(

    PS - now I rarely eat bread at all....... but I still drool when I pass the bakery counter!
  • jrditt
    jrditt Posts: 239 Member
    I could eat hot cheetos nonstop, or until I fry my taste buds off. Those things are nasty though! One of those tiny bags is 2 servings equaling almost 400 calories and that is only 2 ounces or something.

    So now i just don't buy them and keep healthier snacks at home so I don't go cruising for cheetos.
  • 1953Judith
    1953Judith Posts: 325 Member
    I used to be a human eating tornado after work back in the day. I would open the refrigerator, open the cupboards, swoop through the pantry. If it was in my path, I ate and destroyed. Those crazy days are over, thank goodness.
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    being single i hardly ever have a lot of food in my kitchen. my binges would come form going to pubs and drinking 8 pints and having poutine and burgers and such.
  • mruntidy
    mruntidy Posts: 1,015 Member
    ironically i feel so happy it wasn't just me that fell victim to the cake mix monster! i felt pretty therapeutic just telling people :happy:
  • sundancer1966
    sundancer1966 Posts: 478 Member
    my binge would be to make sour cream and onion dip and eat a bag of potato chips with that. Have not done that in YEARS, thank goodness.
  • MummyOfSeven
    MummyOfSeven Posts: 314 Member
    Before I altered my eating habits it was crisps and chocolate (Mars bars, Malteser, Minstrels, Milky Way, Bounty). Omg, I'm drooling!
    Now, it's Chinese food. I LOVE szechuan chow mein. Follow that with some caramel honeycombe icecream and I'm happy.
  • ShalisaClam
    ShalisaClam Posts: 190
    bump
  • roguex_1979
    roguex_1979 Posts: 247 Member
    At the moment, I could quite happily go a pizza hut cheese pizza, with bbq chicken wings and then scoff an entire tub of the brownie bliss ice cream. Any left overs...consumed a little bit later that night...or for breakfast the next morning.
  • ayshamc
    ayshamc Posts: 226 Member
    I can't have cheese or chocolate in the house at the moment....if I even see it, I think I would consume the lot.

    I am better just not having it any where near me! :sad:
  • MummyOfSeven
    MummyOfSeven Posts: 314 Member
    I can't have cheese or chocolate in the house at the moment....if I even see it, I think I would consume the lot.

    Oooo, cheese. That too! Wensleydale with cranberries, Brie, Edam, extra mature Cheddar....
  • mindy2185
    mindy2185 Posts: 74
    im so guilty of licking the cake batter bowl. i would even purposely leave more in the bowl just so i would have more to eat, horrible, i know!
  • stronglikebull
    stronglikebull Posts: 402
    entire tubes of pilsbury orange rolls.
    whole large papa john's pizzas. did take about a day and a half, but i routinely put away an entire pizza on my own.
    whole packages of premade cookie dough.
    1/4 pounder, large fries, an extra mcdouble. oh, and a bottled water because i don't drink soda.
    whole boxes of kraft dinner. that's child's play.


    ^ yeah. fatty with no impulse control. woo!
  • ninjakitty419
    ninjakitty419 Posts: 349 Member
    im so guilty of licking the cake batter bowl. i would even purposely leave more in the bowl just so i would have more to eat, horrible, i know!

    I haven't made cake in awhile, but I also would purposely leave more in the bowl. The last time I made it, I made sure to get as much into the pan as I could and it drove me nuts the whole time because I was missing out on the batter.
  • ninjakitty419
    ninjakitty419 Posts: 349 Member
    Mine would be a whole fresh loaf...... with low fat spread of course, as it's all I've ever used LOL

    The idea was to share it with my hubby but quite often I'd have to go out and buy another, or tell him I forgot to buy one - that worked until he found an empty wrapper :(

    I do that still. not with bread but sometimes I will eat something and feel so guilty that I go buy another one before my husband realizes it is gone.
  • Gyoza11
    Gyoza11 Posts: 143 Member
    My biggest would have to be the first time I went to the US after having lived there for three years and then moved back to Iceland for 8 years. So many types of candy I hadn't eaten since I was a kid so I bought EVERYTHING I could get my hands on. Peanut butter m&ms, gushers, fruit roll ups, gummies, tootsie rolls (my favorite), packaged mac and cheese, reese's peanut butter puffs, marshmallow fluff and so on.
    Ate and ate.
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