Biggest Kitchen Fail

I really LOVE Yellow Cake Mix with diet creme soda (thats it). Not bad for you UNLESS you eat two whole cakes in one day. DOH!!

I used to be a baker, but I would never stuff my face full of cookies or anything.
I call those my "Nutella Days" for a reason... Dark times.

Oh yeah, and Irish Car Bombs. OMG Bailey's.

I used to be able to buy a 6-pack of Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts (at the Krispy Kreme store, hot off the belt) and could eat 1-2 in the store or walking home and then I would keep going back to the box until they were all done!!! In the course of 1-3 hrs....6 doughnuts or now I just think 1200 cals!

melted cheese, Stilton cheese, brie, smoked cheese, cheesecake.
God I love cheese. I've been clean from cheese for a week now I come to think it!

I can Hoover a whole bag of cool ranch Doritos in one sitting. Thank goodness those days are over. But I still can't have them in my house or they start to speak to me from the cabinet.

This! But it's not just Doritos, although they are my favourite... I can demolish bags of Cheetos, Pringles, Twisties, anything I feel like, I'm not exactly picky when it comes to potato chips. They are my downfall

my weakness is usally any combination of cheese or meat...

I have consumed _________________ in one sitting.

a pound of cheddar (with or without crackers)
a skillet full of taco meat covered with cheese and sour cream
an entire 18' pizza (usually minus my wife's 2 slices, but sometimes she gets her own pizza)
a half gallon of breyer's vanilla bean
a box of wheat thins, each topped with a dollop of peanut butter
at least a dozen of my wife's chocolate chip cookies straight from the oven with a huge glass of milk, after binging on the uncooked dough
four quarter pounders with cheese
a family sized calzone
three subway footlongs with double meat
double batch of belgian waffles
ten slices of french toast (at age 10)
ten pancakes, smothered in butter and maple syrup

it's amazing I only ever got up to 308 lbs.

I'm a diabetic and have to have carbs when I have low blood sugar. I always have something in the house that equals 1-2 bread units aka 10-24 carbs such as Capri Sun, dextrose tablets, banas, etc. Sometimes though, when I wake up at night, I walk into the kitchen determined to have one of those but end up grabbing a bar of chocolate and eating the full thing anyway. That's easily 500 calories or more wasted for no reason.

eating a whole 125g bar of galaxy chocolate (over 500cals) in one sitting, then eating a bag of butter popcorn (450cals) if i was really bad i'd add in some wine and maube chocolate chip shortbread - gosh no wonder i was fat!

my weakness is usally any combination of cheese or meat...

I have consumed _________________ in one sitting.

a pound of cheddar (with or without crackers)
a skillet full of taco meat covered with cheese and sour cream
an entire 18' pizza (usually minus my wife's 2 slices, but sometimes she gets her own pizza)
a half gallon of breyer's vanilla bean
a box of wheat thins, each topped with a dollop of peanut butter
at least a dozen of my wife's chocolate chip cookies straight from the oven with a huge glass of milk, after binging on the uncooked dough
four quarter pounders with cheese
a family sized calzone
three subway footlongs with double meat
double batch of belgian waffles
ten slices of french toast (at age 10)
ten pancakes, smothered in butter and maple syrup

it's amazing I only ever got up to 308 lbs.

Oh god, I'm drooling

If you drink coffee whipped vodka is really good in it :0) Only do it when we are camping but soooo good

I can't post....you all seem to have "normal people" binges. Mine would last all day when I let it! The amounts of food I ate were ridiculous! I counted the calories for grins one time...it was off the charts. I did have an unhealthy relationship with food. Working like crazy to change that.

Im going to add to my earlier post, I can eat a whole watermelon by myself and within a day!! Also I can eat 3-4 oranges at a time.. while pregnant with my daughter I ate a watermelon a day lpus a few oranges(I actually lost more weight than i gained during this pregnancy) I began the pregnancy at 175 when I went in to have her I weighed 160, within a wek of having her I weighed 150

Publix bakery donuts. They would come in 6 packs and I could easily eat all 6 in like 10 minutes. They would melt in your mouth and just be amazing.

I may not have eaten a whole bowl of cake mix but the recipes I've made indicating that it should wield 12 cupcakes have sometimes only come out to make 8.

You may understand this idea: if nobody sees me eating it, it doesn't count. :noway:

YEP! But even if we don't keep an accurate journal, our bodies do! As evidenced by my former 318 lbs. :embarassed:

Now I picture those clips of the contestants on the Biggest Loser where they're shown shoving food in their faces in their cars or at home, and it makes me not ever want to do it again!