Biggest Kitchen Fail

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  • sapphire1166
    sapphire1166 Posts: 114 Member
    I would buy those Stouffer's chicken pot pies (2-3 servings) and eat the entire thing. Soon after, I could easily finish off a giant bag of cheetos and a few king-sized candy bars after that. Snickers are still my downfall....now I'll avoid snacking all day just so I can have an entire Snickers bar (a normal sized one) for dessert.
  • mruntidy
    mruntidy Posts: 1,015 Member
    I am drooling.

    Also disappointed that whole bags of doritos and sour cream dip are deemed a fail.

    I used to see them as a victory!

    I used to see them as a starter :p
  • aeboone24
    aeboone24 Posts: 24
    a week! go you~ i would demolish a bag in about 3 days if i had my way.
  • lmelangley
    lmelangley Posts: 1,039 Member
    I once downed an entire meatloaf - complete with cheese and bacon on top - in one sitting. No vodka, but I believe there was some wine. And, I distinctly remember a baked potato and peas.....
  • FatFreeLea
    FatFreeLea Posts: 13
    I used to binge eat junk food in secret. It was a really dark point for me. I used to eat an entire box of those pumpkin Little Debbie snack cakes. It's been so long since I've done that. :)

    This is the first time I've ever "told" anyone.
  • mruntidy
    mruntidy Posts: 1,015 Member
    I used to binge eat junk food in secret. It was a really dark point for me. I used to eat an entire box of those pumpkin Little Debbie snack cakes. It's been so long since I've done that. :)

    This is the first time I've ever "told" anyone.

    hope you feel better for it - i did that too with crisps n crumble mix
  • HockeyHolic
    HockeyHolic Posts: 12 Member
    When I was single, I'd go get some nasty grocery store donuts and eat a 1/2 dozen between supper and bed time.
  • cariorliz
    cariorliz Posts: 26 Member
    i just put some gum in my mouth so i would not go grab anything...

    Mine would be a whole bag of sweedish fish...and not the small bag...the BIG BAG from the wholsale club...all in a two days...it what happens when you put them next to the computer...thanks mom!
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
    I microwaved pasta, and it just turned into this starchy paste.......then I tried to serve it.

    They still talk about that.
  • cabaray
    cabaray Posts: 971 Member
    I would drink a whole pint of whipping cream. I could still do it if I let myself, but of course I don't!
  • jodi73011
    jodi73011 Posts: 5
    I have the wine part down ..... Need to give that up!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Totinos PIzza Rolls, Frozen Burritos, Wine, Beer, and a block of cheese - at once...
  • nakabi
    nakabi Posts: 589 Member
    INDIAN TAKEAWAYS! I miss them so much! Whenever I'm super hungry i can almost taste it, and I have been known to call for one when i've been a bit down in the dumps. :(
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that sounds good :)

    I've never been one to over-eat anything, but I've enjoyed reading the posts :)
  • debloves2ride
    debloves2ride Posts: 386
    Doritos with lots of cheese melted on them, then sour cream or / or guacamole to dip then in - of course with beer to wash it down.
  • nakabi
    nakabi Posts: 589 Member
    INDIAN TAKEAWAYS! I miss them so much! Whenever I'm super hungry i can almost taste it, and I have been known to call for one when i've been a bit down in the dumps. :(
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that sounds good :)

    I've never been one to over-eat anything, but I've enjoyed reading the posts :)
  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
    Can we count beer? lol
  • april522
    april522 Posts: 388 Member
    Mine is pizza. I can get a medium deep dish from Domino's, and I can't stop at one or 2 slices; out of the 8 they cut the pizza into, I can easily eat 5-6 pieces!
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    THIS.....Cool Ranch Doritos were my weakness!
    Dorito binger here...that and peanut M&Ms....sit down with the bag...o.m.g.........

    THIS!! Frito Corn Chips and peanut butter M&Ms! Marshmallow fluff straight from the jar!
  • ganesha303
    ganesha303 Posts: 257 Member
    Entire Pint of Ben and Jerry's Phish Food in one sitting.
  • jennieodwyer
    jennieodwyer Posts: 1,036 Member
    Wheat thins!! I could eat the whole box and still be hungry! I can't keep them in the house.
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    i love this!! hmmm.. i'd have to say buying a frozen california pizza kitchen thin crust white pizza for me and boyfriend, boyfriend saying he didnt like that kind, it so i ate it all myself. i knew he didnt like it. i pretty much intenitonally bought it just for myself, but pretended i didn't. :(
  • minnie_the_minx
    minnie_the_minx Posts: 36
    Ok fess up time like Fat Club

    The first rule about Fat Club is - we air our biggest binge

    Mine personally was I would go in the kitchen about 10PM and just dump butter flour sugar and an egg into a bowl with raisins and just mix it all up then destroy it while watching Family Guy

    You might recognise this as cake mix, yeah i wasn't satisfied licking the bowl :( i had the whole thing

    So what are your darkest binges.....

    damn you for giving me that 'recipe' & putting ideas in my head! :laugh:

    my biggest downfall is booze - i can drink 2 or 3 bottles of wine, or a box of 15 buds, or copious amounts of anything really - then all foods bets are off - i'll chomp my way through whatever i can get my sticky mitts on, including some very er, 'creative' efforts with the contents of the fridge :laugh:
  • kemeko
    kemeko Posts: 158 Member
    My weakness (I have two):

    1- Tostitos tortilla chips w/ hint of lime. I could easily eat a whole bag by myself. *sigh* I miss my corn chips and salsa.
    2- Haagen Dazs plain chococate ice cream, 28 oz gone in a matter of minutes!
  • jenluvsushi
    jenluvsushi Posts: 933 Member
    Ok fess up time like Fat Club

    The first rule about Fat Club is - we air our biggest binge

    Mine personally was I would go in the kitchen about 10PM and just dump butter flour sugar and an egg into a bowl with raisins and just mix it all up then destroy it while watching Family Guy

    You might recognise this as cake mix, yeah i wasn't satisfied licking the bowl :( i had the whole thing

    So what are your darkest binges.....

    This ^^^^ except I was too lazy to make a homemade cake....I'd simply sprinkle the store bought cake mix powder (any flavor) into a coffee mug, add water and stir......I could eat an entire box in a matter of a day or two. It makes me want to puke thinking about it now!
  • Determinedtorunon
    Determinedtorunon Posts: 39 Member
    Cheese Puffs....what in the world do they put in those things!!!
    :blushing:
  • aedfit
    aedfit Posts: 65 Member
    I have overdosed on an entire box of Cheeze-Its (reduced-fat of course....UGH!)
  • just4peachy
    just4peachy Posts: 594 Member
    Peanut Butter, i could eat the whole jar..........
    Peanut butter is an effing gateway drug. I can't have it in the house at all.
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    In the past I single-handedly demolished an entire box of wheat thins (cream cheese and chive... Man I wish they still made those effin things..)
  • jlewis2896
    jlewis2896 Posts: 763 Member
    I have caught myself in the kitchen, alone, and next thing you know I'm standing in front of the refrigerator with the door open, literally pouring shredded cheese into my mouth.

    Finding some of it in my cleavage later on that day is always a special reminder that: "Yes, Jenny, you actually DID that."

    I'm a horrible closet eater. My meals are great as long as someone is watching me!!!
  • jdbeckers
    jdbeckers Posts: 84
    Pringles addict here. It's true, once you pop, you can't stop. That and pizza are the hardest things for me not to eat. I still enjoy my pizza but have switched from meat lovers to vegetarian pizza.
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